Elliot
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I recently graduated from Harvard College Yale, I aced every semester, and I got an A.
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Please be briefly cheered up by this perfume bottle (Greek; c. 600BCE) from the Burrell Collection.
January 24, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Please be briefly cheered up by this perfume bottle (Greek; c. 600BCE) from the Burrell Collection.
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We can all get things wrong, but if I had been this consistently and catastrophically wrong about such important issues I don't think I could carry on publishing my opinions every week.
I'd want to go away and think about how I'd so badly misunderstood the things I write about.
I'd want to go away and think about how I'd so badly misunderstood the things I write about.
January 24, 2026 at 12:16 PM
We can all get things wrong, but if I had been this consistently and catastrophically wrong about such important issues I don't think I could carry on publishing my opinions every week.
I'd want to go away and think about how I'd so badly misunderstood the things I write about.
I'd want to go away and think about how I'd so badly misunderstood the things I write about.
My film choices for 2026 have not been great so far.
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
My film choices for 2026 have not been great so far.
When I find out who agreed for me to renew my commitment to the gym in 2026, they're gonna be in real big trouble.
January 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
When I find out who agreed for me to renew my commitment to the gym in 2026, they're gonna be in real big trouble.
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FINALLY
January 1, 2026 at 5:35 PM
FINALLY
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One more sleep until it’s C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶m̶a̶s̶ Mariah seemingly drunk AND pregnant with nothing but a wind machine, a green screen and a dream.
Mariah Carey - Auld Lang Syne (The New Year's Anthem, Fireworks Version)
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December 30, 2025 at 6:19 PM
One more sleep until it’s C̶h̶r̶i̶s̶t̶m̶a̶s̶ Mariah seemingly drunk AND pregnant with nothing but a wind machine, a green screen and a dream.
As I walk home from the station on this very rainy night, I can't believe the £25 waterproof I bought from ASDA is not in fact all that water proof.
a white background with the word player in the corner
ALT: a white background with the word player in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
As I walk home from the station on this very rainy night, I can't believe the £25 waterproof I bought from ASDA is not in fact all that water proof.
When you get on the train and someone new is in your regular spot.
a man wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a man wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is standing in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
When you get on the train and someone new is in your regular spot.
Me, five minutes after getting to work.
August 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Me, five minutes after getting to work.
This must be the universe’s way of telling you to make love not war
July 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This must be the universe’s way of telling you to make love not war
“You have 2 new followers on Threads”
July 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“You have 2 new followers on Threads”
Idle conversations I didn’t expect to have at work today:
Snog, Marry, Avoid - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward?
Snog, Marry, Avoid - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward?
May 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Idle conversations I didn’t expect to have at work today:
Snog, Marry, Avoid - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward?
Snog, Marry, Avoid - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward?
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Hope everybody who voted for Israel has left the telly on to watch the news.
May 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hope everybody who voted for Israel has left the telly on to watch the news.
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Happy Friday specifically to this kid.
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Happy Friday specifically to this kid.
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Trump's shape looks like how Mr Blobby might look if he had to go to a funeral.
May 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trump's shape looks like how Mr Blobby might look if he had to go to a funeral.
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NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
May 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
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Maybe this post will also go hard?
May 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Maybe this post will also go hard?
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Crockett debuts a new game called "Trump or trans," then displays a gigantic placard of Trump golfing
May 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Crockett debuts a new game called "Trump or trans," then displays a gigantic placard of Trump golfing
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the sims, magazine screenshot, pc (2000) archive.org/details/PCGA...
April 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
the sims, magazine screenshot, pc (2000) archive.org/details/PCGA...
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An absolute masterclass in how the UK media platforms and normalises far right politics. This is how Farage wins.
May 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
An absolute masterclass in how the UK media platforms and normalises far right politics. This is how Farage wins.