Elliot
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I recently graduated from Harvard College Yale, I aced every semester, and I got an A.
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As I walk home from the station on this very rainy night, I can't believe the £25 waterproof I bought from ASDA is not in fact all that water proof.
a white background with the word player in the corner
ALT: a white background with the word player in the corner
media.tenor.com
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
As I walk home from the station on this very rainy night, I can't believe the £25 waterproof I bought from ASDA is not in fact all that water proof.
When you get on the train and someone new is in your regular spot.
a man wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is standing in front of a crowd of people .
ALT: a man wearing a hoodie and sunglasses is standing in front of a crowd of people .
media.tenor.com
September 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
When you get on the train and someone new is in your regular spot.
Me, five minutes after getting to work.
August 14, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Me, five minutes after getting to work.
This must be the universe’s way of telling you to make love not war
July 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
This must be the universe’s way of telling you to make love not war
“You have 2 new followers on Threads”
July 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
“You have 2 new followers on Threads”
Idle conversations I didn’t expect to have at work today:
Snog, Marry, Avoid - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward?
Snog, Marry, Avoid - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward?
May 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Idle conversations I didn’t expect to have at work today:
Snog, Marry, Avoid - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward?
Snog, Marry, Avoid - SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward?
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Hope everybody who voted for Israel has left the telly on to watch the news.
May 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Hope everybody who voted for Israel has left the telly on to watch the news.
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Happy Friday specifically to this kid.
this is a letter to the editor from a high school track runner who came in second to a trans girl in a race. her state house rep in maine started talking about it. so she wrote this: www.pressherald.com/2025/05/14/r...
May 16, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Happy Friday specifically to this kid.
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Trump's shape looks like how Mr Blobby might look if he had to go to a funeral.
May 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Trump's shape looks like how Mr Blobby might look if he had to go to a funeral.
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NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
May 10, 2025 at 9:35 PM
NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!"
NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
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Maybe this post will also go hard?
May 9, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Maybe this post will also go hard?
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Crockett debuts a new game called "Trump or trans," then displays a gigantic placard of Trump golfing
May 7, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Crockett debuts a new game called "Trump or trans," then displays a gigantic placard of Trump golfing
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the sims, magazine screenshot, pc (2000) archive.org/details/PCGA...
April 30, 2025 at 6:16 AM
the sims, magazine screenshot, pc (2000) archive.org/details/PCGA...
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An absolute masterclass in how the UK media platforms and normalises far right politics. This is how Farage wins.
May 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
An absolute masterclass in how the UK media platforms and normalises far right politics. This is how Farage wins.
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A press not largely under the sway of billionaires would make a much bigger deal of a president shrugging off the economic pain of the 99% as he grants the 1%'s wishes like a sleazy Genie.
May 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
A press not largely under the sway of billionaires would make a much bigger deal of a president shrugging off the economic pain of the 99% as he grants the 1%'s wishes like a sleazy Genie.
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Artificial intelligence when I was a kid:
May 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Artificial intelligence when I was a kid:
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everyone wants to argue with me as if there isn’t a literal male loneliness epidemic that im trying to solve
May 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
everyone wants to argue with me as if there isn’t a literal male loneliness epidemic that im trying to solve
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literally every time I talk to friends
March 1, 2025 at 6:15 AM
literally every time I talk to friends
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This sums the whole situation up quite nicely.
May 3, 2025 at 7:30 PM
This sums the whole situation up quite nicely.
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Average global CEO pay has skyrocketed 50% since 2019 to $4.3M.
By contrast, average worker pay has risen just 0.9% over that same time period.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
By contrast, average worker pay has risen just 0.9% over that same time period.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
Global CEO pay increased by 50 percent since 2019, 56 times more than worker wages
Average CEO pay surged by 50 percent in real terms since 2019, while average worker wages increased by just 0.9 percent.
www.oxfamamerica.org
May 2, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Average global CEO pay has skyrocketed 50% since 2019 to $4.3M.
By contrast, average worker pay has risen just 0.9% over that same time period.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
By contrast, average worker pay has risen just 0.9% over that same time period.
Why do we always hear "we can't afford to pay our workers more" but never "we can't afford to pay our CEO more"?
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well fuck me in the eye and stick my dick in a hornet's nest, everything's just relentlessly awful
We know Reform are winning lots of seats, but look at this under the bonnet - they dominate 2nd places too - in wards Labour, Tories, Lib Dems & Greens won Reform was most likely to have come 2nd in all of them. Thinking today *must* be a high water mark for Reform is a mistake as more ground to go
May 2, 2025 at 7:08 PM
well fuck me in the eye and stick my dick in a hornet's nest, everything's just relentlessly awful