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2tacopequeño
@2tacopequeno.bsky.social
· Jan 20
If you can't handle me at my ↑
You don't deserve me at my ↓
You don't deserve me at my ↓
But can you imagine the broth?! 🍲
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 5:07 AM
But can you imagine the broth?! 🍲
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Adding this to my “12 Months of Luigi” 2026 calendar
December 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Adding this to my “12 Months of Luigi” 2026 calendar
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I should never be trusted with MS Paint.
December 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I should never be trusted with MS Paint.
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Trek 09 put Winona Ryder in that role. They didn't make Spock's mom hot, they merely maintained the "spock mom hot" precedent.
December 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trek 09 put Winona Ryder in that role. They didn't make Spock's mom hot, they merely maintained the "spock mom hot" precedent.
Catching up on some Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
Why did they make Spock's mom so HOT?
Why did they make Spock's mom so HOT?
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Catching up on some Star Trek: Strange New Worlds.
Why did they make Spock's mom so HOT?
Why did they make Spock's mom so HOT?
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Forty years ago, 90% of media outlets were spread across 50 companies.
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Forty years ago, 90% of media outlets were spread across 50 companies.
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
Now, just 5 companies control 90% of the media market.
This consolidation hurts consumers and helps oligarchs. 🧵
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“still punk as fuck” i whisper to myself after i stumble away from the airport chin-up bar
December 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
“still punk as fuck” i whisper to myself after i stumble away from the airport chin-up bar
Food runners love to give my salad to my wife and serve me her steak.
December 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Food runners love to give my salad to my wife and serve me her steak.
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
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If I told you hey there's a guy at the airport raving about the Nourishment of a Mother's Breast, who would you think it is. Wrong it's the U.S. secretary of health and human services
RFK Jr: "All of the ingenuity of corporate America has not produced an infant formula that is superior in nutrition and all the qualities that we want to the infant formula that God made, which is the infant formula in a mother's breast."
December 8, 2025 at 9:03 PM
If I told you hey there's a guy at the airport raving about the Nourishment of a Mother's Breast, who would you think it is. Wrong it's the U.S. secretary of health and human services
That's exactly what the people want.
To be stuck in a tube for hours, squished next to my sweat soaked taco ass.
To be stuck in a tube for hours, squished next to my sweat soaked taco ass.
Duffy on what he's doing to improve the airport experience for travelers: "Maybe I want a workout area where people might get some blood flowing doing some pull ups or step ups in the airport."
December 8, 2025 at 9:05 PM
That's exactly what the people want.
To be stuck in a tube for hours, squished next to my sweat soaked taco ass.
To be stuck in a tube for hours, squished next to my sweat soaked taco ass.
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it's horrifying normie losers won't hear about this kind of shit but they will hear about Klandice Owens latest hysteria over Charlie Cluck
🔴 Top Israeli Ministers Proudly Adorn a Global Symbol of Racial Terror
Israeli Nat'l Security Min. Itamar Ben-Gvir & allies were photographed wearing gold noose pins in public to signal support for executing Palestinian detainees. Also visible in the image is Heritage Minister Amichai Eliyahu...
Israeli Nat'l Security Min. Itamar Ben-Gvir & allies were photographed wearing gold noose pins in public to signal support for executing Palestinian detainees. Also visible in the image is Heritage Minister Amichai Eliyahu...
December 8, 2025 at 8:40 PM
it's horrifying normie losers won't hear about this kind of shit but they will hear about Klandice Owens latest hysteria over Charlie Cluck
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En opinión: “En medio del remolino de horrores, escándalos y acusaciones, vale la pena considerar lo que el presidente Trump y su gobierno están haciendo con el alma de la nación”, escribe Phil Klay.
Lo que Trump realmente está haciendo con sus ataques a embarcaciones
Debemos cuestionar la legalidad de los ataques. Pero también tenemos que ver cómo encajan en el esfuerzo más amplio del gobierno de Trump por cambiar Estados Unidos.
trib.al
December 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
En opinión: “En medio del remolino de horrores, escándalos y acusaciones, vale la pena considerar lo que el presidente Trump y su gobierno están haciendo con el alma de la nación”, escribe Phil Klay.
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"Stop this nonsense. No one wants this."
Vast Number of Windows Users Refusing to Upgrade After Microsoft's Embrace of AI Slop
Huge numbers of Windows users are refusing to upgrade to Windows 11 -- and many of them are citing its AI features as the reason why.
trib.al
December 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
"Stop this nonsense. No one wants this."
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i hear men have gotten carried away with their penis lies. back in my day an averagely endowed fella would claim 8”, a decent & respectable lie. but my friends in the sex app mines say the penis lie inflation is out of control. one guy was apparently claiming 10” for a subway half-footer at best
December 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
i hear men have gotten carried away with their penis lies. back in my day an averagely endowed fella would claim 8”, a decent & respectable lie. but my friends in the sex app mines say the penis lie inflation is out of control. one guy was apparently claiming 10” for a subway half-footer at best
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December 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Current NFC standings:
1. Rams
2. Packers
3. Eagles
4. Bucs
5. Seahawks
6. 49ers
7. Bears
1. Rams
2. Packers
3. Eagles
4. Bucs
5. Seahawks
6. 49ers
7. Bears
December 8, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Current NFC standings:
1. Rams
2. Packers
3. Eagles
4. Bucs
5. Seahawks
6. 49ers
7. Bears
1. Rams
2. Packers
3. Eagles
4. Bucs
5. Seahawks
6. 49ers
7. Bears
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INTERCEPTION GB! I didn't see THAT coming!
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
INTERCEPTION GB! I didn't see THAT coming!
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel
Easy:
Easy:
December 8, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Film you've seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR or Marvel
Easy:
Easy:
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Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
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Hard to imagine a stronger venue for the defense of human rights than the Doha forum
Hillary Clinton doubled down at the Doha Forum on remarks she made last week at the Israel Hayom Summit, where she claimed young people who are pro-Palestinian have been propagandized & misinformed by social media. Moments ago, she said young people are getting an “incomplete” picture of the...
December 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Hard to imagine a stronger venue for the defense of human rights than the Doha forum
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Somebody said my momma is and i quote “ a young 73”
Listen demon you stay away from her
Listen demon you stay away from her
December 7, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Somebody said my momma is and i quote “ a young 73”
Listen demon you stay away from her
Listen demon you stay away from her
HELP TACO
plz 🙏
I cannot choose, I cannot ask her (ruin surprise)
plz 🙏
I cannot choose, I cannot ask her (ruin surprise)
December 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
HELP TACO
plz 🙏
I cannot choose, I cannot ask her (ruin surprise)
plz 🙏
I cannot choose, I cannot ask her (ruin surprise)