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Making really big computers, won’t go to Mars until it’s unionised. He/Him
They were very clear, especially the bit that allows _anyone_ <nudge nudge wink OK-hand-sign dog whistle ftang ftang bus stop> have their say about our water infrastructure
February 14, 2026 at 5:45 AM
They were very clear, especially the bit that allows _anyone_ <nudge nudge wink OK-hand-sign dog whistle ftang ftang bus stop> have their say about our water infrastructure
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On the other hand, surely freshwater is
*touches earbud*
*touches earbud*
Man certainly seems like we've got a fucken heap of water infrastructure problems in terms of drinking, waste and stormwater around the motu right now - let me count them - ah yes, that's Three Waters.
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 AM
On the other hand, surely freshwater is
*touches earbud*
*touches earbud*
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Man certainly seems like we've got a fucken heap of water infrastructure problems in terms of drinking, waste and stormwater around the motu right now - let me count them - ah yes, that's Three Waters.
February 14, 2026 at 5:28 AM
Man certainly seems like we've got a fucken heap of water infrastructure problems in terms of drinking, waste and stormwater around the motu right now - let me count them - ah yes, that's Three Waters.
…is Spider-Man Noir a remake of Vampire’s Kiss?
February 14, 2026 at 4:38 AM
…is Spider-Man Noir a remake of Vampire’s Kiss?
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I briefly dated a guy who used to pad his crotch with a pair or socks. The one time he got anywhere with me he was like "one sec, I want to feel this" and popped them out mid makeout. Couldn't stop laughing, broke up with him soon after, and that's when I stopped wearing falsies.
February 13, 2026 at 10:20 PM
I briefly dated a guy who used to pad his crotch with a pair or socks. The one time he got anywhere with me he was like "one sec, I want to feel this" and popped them out mid makeout. Couldn't stop laughing, broke up with him soon after, and that's when I stopped wearing falsies.
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Week in Review:
Comment: There is an alternative to the machine view of the economy that more accurately reflects life, and which is less dogmatic and rigid, says Rob Campbell
Comment: There is an alternative to the machine view of the economy that more accurately reflects life, and which is less dogmatic and rigid, says Rob Campbell
The economy splutters on, whichever Chris is driving
newsroom.co.nz
February 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Week in Review:
Comment: There is an alternative to the machine view of the economy that more accurately reflects life, and which is less dogmatic and rigid, says Rob Campbell
Comment: There is an alternative to the machine view of the economy that more accurately reflects life, and which is less dogmatic and rigid, says Rob Campbell
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That looks like marble. If there's one thing visiting Italy taught me, it's that the corrossive power of urine will erase almost anything from marble.
February 13, 2026 at 10:50 PM
That looks like marble. If there's one thing visiting Italy taught me, it's that the corrossive power of urine will erase almost anything from marble.
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Okay everyone, be sure to drink plenty of fluids and mind your electrolytes to ensure a full and satisfying bladder when it's your turn.
February 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Okay everyone, be sure to drink plenty of fluids and mind your electrolytes to ensure a full and satisfying bladder when it's your turn.
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Punch kid RULES. Fuck up that Shrinky Dink Nazi
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Punch kid RULES. Fuck up that Shrinky Dink Nazi
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This kid is a gunslinger
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
This kid is a gunslinger
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Kid read the bit about punching Nazis in the face, understood the assigment
GOAT
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Kid read the bit about punching Nazis in the face, understood the assigment
You won’t get private ownership if you don’t nationalise the risks
February 14, 2026 at 12:49 AM
You won’t get private ownership if you don’t nationalise the risks
Benefits: fewer cruise ships
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Benefits: fewer cruise ships
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Benefits include things like "people not drowning", "avoiding hull loss", "no significant maritime insurance claims", "functional cross-Strait economy"
It's like the gov want a ferry disaster... #nzpol #govhomicide
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Benefits include things like "people not drowning", "avoiding hull loss", "no significant maritime insurance claims", "functional cross-Strait economy"
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over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
February 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM
over on x the everything app some Chicago high school kid named Danny Spud tried to disrupt his school's anti-ICE protest by yelling about how much he loves ICE and then filmed himself getting walloped by a fellow student lmao
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
the quote tweet making fun of him has 3x the likes
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Oh, yeah the true meaning of valentine’s
247 years ago today, the people of Hawai’i said “Live, Love, Land Back” by executing Captain James Cook for his crimes.
Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕
Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕
February 14, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Oh, yeah the true meaning of valentine’s
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247 years ago today, the people of Hawai’i said “Live, Love, Land Back” by executing Captain James Cook for his crimes.
Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕
Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕
February 14, 2026 at 12:00 AM
247 years ago today, the people of Hawai’i said “Live, Love, Land Back” by executing Captain James Cook for his crimes.
Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕
Mahalo i ke kānaka maoli! Happy Captain Cooked Day 🥰💕
They say they’re ready, but they’re never ready, even when you tell them what’s coming
February 14, 2026 at 12:42 AM
They say they’re ready, but they’re never ready, even when you tell them what’s coming
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
I don’t know how them manage to always provide they store brands below everything else, it’s such a completely unrelated coincidence
February 14, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I don’t know how them manage to always provide they store brands below everything else, it’s such a completely unrelated coincidence
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We're all trying to find the guy who sets the prices in our shops, and honestly we're very confused about the millions of dollars in our bank accounts, has anyone considered if these things are connected?
February 14, 2026 at 12:04 AM
We're all trying to find the guy who sets the prices in our shops, and honestly we're very confused about the millions of dollars in our bank accounts, has anyone considered if these things are connected?
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NEW: Iranian officials are refusing to negotiate limits to Iran’s ballistic missile program because the ballistic missile program forms an integral part of Iranian defense strategy. (1/6)
Read more: isw.pub/IranUpdate02...
Read more: isw.pub/IranUpdate02...
February 14, 2026 at 12:10 AM
NEW: Iranian officials are refusing to negotiate limits to Iran’s ballistic missile program because the ballistic missile program forms an integral part of Iranian defense strategy. (1/6)
Read more: isw.pub/IranUpdate02...
Read more: isw.pub/IranUpdate02...
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🇫🇮 Finnish President Stubb to Putin:
He wanted to make Ukraine Russian. It became European.
He wanted to prevent the enlargement of NATO. He got Finland and Sweden.
And he wanted to keep our defense expenditure down, and it’s now going up to 5%.
He wanted to make Ukraine Russian. It became European.
He wanted to prevent the enlargement of NATO. He got Finland and Sweden.
And he wanted to keep our defense expenditure down, and it’s now going up to 5%.
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
🇫🇮 Finnish President Stubb to Putin:
He wanted to make Ukraine Russian. It became European.
He wanted to prevent the enlargement of NATO. He got Finland and Sweden.
And he wanted to keep our defense expenditure down, and it’s now going up to 5%.
He wanted to make Ukraine Russian. It became European.
He wanted to prevent the enlargement of NATO. He got Finland and Sweden.
And he wanted to keep our defense expenditure down, and it’s now going up to 5%.