WandaWandaWanda 🍂
@afishcalledwanda.bsky.social
Exceptional American. Recovering attorney. Daughter of Dominican immigrants. Solidarity Forever. She/her. Protect trans kids.
LFGM, baby
Reposts aren't an endoresement.
Born and raised in New Jersey.
ThatWMD from Twitter
Metsy from Deadspin
LFGM, baby
Reposts aren't an endoresement.
Born and raised in New Jersey.
ThatWMD from Twitter
Metsy from Deadspin
Was at my parents' house tonight and they put on this movie. A woman is suing the Catholic Church because they won't let her become a priest. The guy playing her attorney looks so familiar to me.
Turns out it's Tony winner Aaron Tveit who's currently in Chess on Broadway.
Turns out it's Tony winner Aaron Tveit who's currently in Chess on Broadway.
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Was at my parents' house tonight and they put on this movie. A woman is suing the Catholic Church because they won't let her become a priest. The guy playing her attorney looks so familiar to me.
Turns out it's Tony winner Aaron Tveit who's currently in Chess on Broadway.
Turns out it's Tony winner Aaron Tveit who's currently in Chess on Broadway.
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
My dad: I'm watching this movie, it's so good. This cop is embedded in a gang and one of the gang is in with the cops.
He proceeds to turn on The Departed.
Sir, I'm familiar with the movie.
He proceeds to turn on The Departed.
Sir, I'm familiar with the movie.
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
My dad: I'm watching this movie, it's so good. This cop is embedded in a gang and one of the gang is in with the cops.
He proceeds to turn on The Departed.
Sir, I'm familiar with the movie.
He proceeds to turn on The Departed.
Sir, I'm familiar with the movie.
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The rich: “if you want to help the poor then have you considered making the rich richer instead? We promise it will trickle down this time”.
November 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The rich: “if you want to help the poor then have you considered making the rich richer instead? We promise it will trickle down this time”.
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Everything is up - including a few non-Christmas things, even pins and necklaces.
Loxythemaker.com
#bsnm
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#bsnm
November 7, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Everything is up - including a few non-Christmas things, even pins and necklaces.
Loxythemaker.com
#bsnm
Loxythemaker.com
#bsnm
Just ate the best sausage, egg, and cheese on a biscuit that I've ever had. At the Fancy Biscuit in Richmond, VA.
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Just ate the best sausage, egg, and cheese on a biscuit that I've ever had. At the Fancy Biscuit in Richmond, VA.
When the regular programming ends and the 700 Club comes on
a man is sitting on a couch looking at a tv screen that says bestv
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch looking at a tv screen that says bestv
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November 7, 2025 at 4:17 AM
When the regular programming ends and the 700 Club comes on
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Everyone from New York is Jewish in the same way everyone from New Jersey is Italian, everyone from Boston is Irish, everyone from Chicago is Serbian, and everyone from Philly is Online.
Culture works on a lot of different axes and that bio is- regardless of what else it is- also culturally Jewish New Yorker in the same way that everyone from Jersey is a tiny bit Italian-American
November 7, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Everyone from New York is Jewish in the same way everyone from New Jersey is Italian, everyone from Boston is Irish, everyone from Chicago is Serbian, and everyone from Philly is Online.
When the sleepies hit...
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
When the sleepies hit...
What the fuck is this
November 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
What the fuck is this
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The corrosive effects of conservatism cannot be ignored
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The corrosive effects of conservatism cannot be ignored
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still waiting for friday beers
November 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
still waiting for friday beers
Can we do the Riverfront Canal Walk in Richmond at night?
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Can we do the Riverfront Canal Walk in Richmond at night?
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It certainly was an open-face and shut case for a real gyro of a guy.
November 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
It certainly was an open-face and shut case for a real gyro of a guy.
Duhhhhh
BREAKING: A man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington, D.C., is found not guilty of assault.
Man who threw sandwich at federal agent in Washington is found not guilty of assault charge
A former Justice Department employee who threw a sandwich at a federal agent during President Donald Trump’s law enforcement surge in Washington has been found not guilty of assault.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Duhhhhh
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Immigration cop who shot American citizen: “In a group Signal chat with other agents, which Exum described as a support group, he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’” Via Reuters
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November 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Immigration cop who shot American citizen: “In a group Signal chat with other agents, which Exum described as a support group, he wrote in part: ‘I fired 5 rounds and she had 7 holes. Put that in your book boys.’” Via Reuters
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The West Wing?
Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
November 6, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The West Wing?
Cami said, "American Revolution, but make it chic."
November 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Cami said, "American Revolution, but make it chic."
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Steak grows on
Dmitri Young
1B-LF-DH
Debut: 1996 - Retired: 2008
STL - CIN - DET - WSN
1B-LF-DH
Debut: 1996 - Retired: 2008
STL - CIN - DET - WSN
Dmitri Young at baseball-reference.com
Career stats of Dmitri Young
baseball-reference.com
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Steak grows on
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Peacock just added five classic #Christmas specials:
MR. MAGOO’S CHRISTMAS CAROL (1962)
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (1966)
THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY (1968)
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN (1969)
SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN (1970)
And THE GRINCH appears to be a streaming exclusive. #TVSky #FilmSky #Animation
MR. MAGOO’S CHRISTMAS CAROL (1962)
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (1966)
THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY (1968)
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN (1969)
SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN (1970)
And THE GRINCH appears to be a streaming exclusive. #TVSky #FilmSky #Animation
November 6, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Peacock just added five classic #Christmas specials:
MR. MAGOO’S CHRISTMAS CAROL (1962)
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (1966)
THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY (1968)
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN (1969)
SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN (1970)
And THE GRINCH appears to be a streaming exclusive. #TVSky #FilmSky #Animation
MR. MAGOO’S CHRISTMAS CAROL (1962)
HOW THE GRINCH STOLE CHRISTMAS (1966)
THE LITTLE DRUMMER BOY (1968)
FROSTY THE SNOWMAN (1969)
SANTA CLAUS IS COMIN’ TO TOWN (1970)
And THE GRINCH appears to be a streaming exclusive. #TVSky #FilmSky #Animation
Dang, when did hotels stop giving out shower caps?
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Dang, when did hotels stop giving out shower caps?
Like when people put kitchen signs in their kitchens.
No shit, Sherlock
No shit, Sherlock
November 5, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Like when people put kitchen signs in their kitchens.
No shit, Sherlock
No shit, Sherlock
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Why Patti Smith Matters
Patti Smith arrived in New York City at the end of the Age of Aquarius in search of work and purpose. What she found—what she fostered—was a cultural rev...
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November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
HEY if you are reading Patti Smith’s new book BREAD OF ANGELS & want more, my book WHY PATTI SMITH MATTERS is on sale for 40% off right now (use code UTXGIFTS) utpress.utexas.edu/9781477320112/
Hey, Liz, they're not gonna ban private day care. Hire a fucking nanny if your baby is that precious.
November 5, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Hey, Liz, they're not gonna ban private day care. Hire a fucking nanny if your baby is that precious.