Alvaro Ibañez
@alvaroim.bsky.social
Help me chisel away at the things I believe now that aren't true
He/him. Both to normalize having pronouns in bio and because bigots get really triggered by it
He/him. Both to normalize having pronouns in bio and because bigots get really triggered by it
The lies that @thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social tells herself are amazing
December 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
The lies that @thatnicelotionlady.bsky.social tells herself are amazing
Forget the quality of movies. If you look at the replies, you'll inmediately realize that it's the quality of reading comprehension that has absoilutely gone in the shitter in modern times...
Anyone who thinks that movies nowadays aren’t as good as they used to be should watch this - trailers of the most aired movies on HBO in the 1980s.
There’s always been crappy movies, you just forgot all those.
https://youtu.be/sTT4a7E5o-E?si=HRifZlsJYm2nSOX9
There’s always been crappy movies, you just forgot all those.
https://youtu.be/sTT4a7E5o-E?si=HRifZlsJYm2nSOX9
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Forget the quality of movies. If you look at the replies, you'll inmediately realize that it's the quality of reading comprehension that has absoilutely gone in the shitter in modern times...
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When I read the excerpt that Vanity Fair published (the one that everyone howled at), I assumed that no editor had laid eyes on it at all.
Turns out they had, in fact, grabbed all the most evocative passages. The (universally mocked) Vanity Fair version was all the best material.
Turns out they had, in fact, grabbed all the most evocative passages. The (universally mocked) Vanity Fair version was all the best material.
December 8, 2025 at 2:34 PM
When I read the excerpt that Vanity Fair published (the one that everyone howled at), I assumed that no editor had laid eyes on it at all.
Turns out they had, in fact, grabbed all the most evocative passages. The (universally mocked) Vanity Fair version was all the best material.
Turns out they had, in fact, grabbed all the most evocative passages. The (universally mocked) Vanity Fair version was all the best material.
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Hey kids, zines and stickers make great gifts! I'm making a run to the post office tomorrow. Plenty of time to get you something by the 25th if you're interested.
kevinnewburn.bigcartel.com
kevinnewburn.bigcartel.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Hey kids, zines and stickers make great gifts! I'm making a run to the post office tomorrow. Plenty of time to get you something by the 25th if you're interested.
kevinnewburn.bigcartel.com
kevinnewburn.bigcartel.com
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I used to be a fan of Richard Dawkins, JK Rowling, and Graham Linehan.
They can all go straight to hell.
They can all go straight to hell.
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media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I used to be a fan of Richard Dawkins, JK Rowling, and Graham Linehan.
They can all go straight to hell.
They can all go straight to hell.
Surely THAT must explain why the Bears are dominating. They must be near the bottom of the list with New England and the Rams, right?
Oh...
(BARELY) top half of the league...
Oh...
Oh...
(BARELY) top half of the league...
Oh...
We assess how much each team has been impacted by injuries this season
"The five teams with the fewest Total Points missed due to injury (adding in the Browns, Eagles, and Broncos) are currently a combined 41-20, compared to 24-37 from the top 5 teams."
www.sportsinfosolutions.com/2025/12/03/w...
"The five teams with the fewest Total Points missed due to injury (adding in the Browns, Eagles, and Broncos) are currently a combined 41-20, compared to 24-37 from the top 5 teams."
www.sportsinfosolutions.com/2025/12/03/w...
Which NFL Teams Have Been Most And Least Affected By Injuries In 2025
The teams that have been least impacted … they’re doing pretty well right now.
www.sportsinfosolutions.com
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Surely THAT must explain why the Bears are dominating. They must be near the bottom of the list with New England and the Rams, right?
Oh...
(BARELY) top half of the league...
Oh...
Oh...
(BARELY) top half of the league...
Oh...
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“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
December 3, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“I trust my immune system. I don’t need a vaccine.”
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
Ok, I trust mine to protect me too. Which is why I trained it extensively on what the virus looks like so it can handle it.
Boxers don’t enter the ring without a plan. It’s the punch you don’t see coming that knocks you out.
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The mindset that asks THIS question instead of "is the answer you gave accurate" is a huge part of why our politics and world are where they are
and who benefits from the answer you provided?
December 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
The mindset that asks THIS question instead of "is the answer you gave accurate" is a huge part of why our politics and world are where they are
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Call them tweets. It’s almost a generic term meaning “short social media post” already. Finish the job. Twitter isn’t even called Twitter anymore. People will know what you mean. Or they won’t, whatever. Just call them tweets.
December 2, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Call them tweets. It’s almost a generic term meaning “short social media post” already. Finish the job. Twitter isn’t even called Twitter anymore. People will know what you mean. Or they won’t, whatever. Just call them tweets.
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November 30, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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This is your annual reminder not to donate to the Salvation Army because they are aggressively anti LGBTQIA+
November 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
This is your annual reminder not to donate to the Salvation Army because they are aggressively anti LGBTQIA+
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Kaylyn comes highly recommended
With just a little more work, I can cross the finish line for the month and pay all necessary bills and rent! Can I help you make closed captions for an upcoming or pre-existing video? I have a page on the process here, including a form to fill out so I can help you with your project!
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November 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Kaylyn comes highly recommended
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Still depressing that this isn’t THE story of his first year.
The numbers vary from study to study but hundreds of thousands of people have died because of Elon Musk and Marco Rubio illegally disbanding USAID — a body count on par with the first eight years of the Syrian civil war — In just seven months. It’s mass death that is simply unfathomable in scale.
USAID shutdown has led to hundreds of thousands of deaths | Harvard T.H. Chan School of Public Health
The Trump administration’s decision to shut down the U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID) has resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths from infectious diseases and malnutrition, accord...
hsph.harvard.edu
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Still depressing that this isn’t THE story of his first year.
Having read some excerpts from Olivia Nuzzi's book, I am left with yhe unbelievable, but completely undeniable realization that her writing is, somehow, worse than her moral compass
November 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Having read some excerpts from Olivia Nuzzi's book, I am left with yhe unbelievable, but completely undeniable realization that her writing is, somehow, worse than her moral compass
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ANNOUNCEMENT: I am migrating from BlueSky to PureSky!
PureSky is the new social network where everyone who disagrees with you on any topic whatsoever is banned, while anyone who suggests banning someone you like is superbanned.
PureSky is the new social network where everyone who disagrees with you on any topic whatsoever is banned, while anyone who suggests banning someone you like is superbanned.
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
ANNOUNCEMENT: I am migrating from BlueSky to PureSky!
PureSky is the new social network where everyone who disagrees with you on any topic whatsoever is banned, while anyone who suggests banning someone you like is superbanned.
PureSky is the new social network where everyone who disagrees with you on any topic whatsoever is banned, while anyone who suggests banning someone you like is superbanned.
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The fact that he wasn't struck down by lightning at that moment is a strong case against God.
Trump: The bible tells us that one of the measures of any society is how it cares for vulnerable children and orphans—so important and so big in the bible.
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The fact that he wasn't struck down by lightning at that moment is a strong case against God.
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Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Mamdani is going to implement SSHaria law. Communications will be end to end encrypted.
November 9, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Over/under of percentage of those incidents being carried out by ACTUAL ICE agents?
I'm setting it at like 40...
I'm setting it at like 40...
November 6, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Over/under of percentage of those incidents being carried out by ACTUAL ICE agents?
I'm setting it at like 40...
I'm setting it at like 40...
Bernie bros definitely not beating the "completely out of touch with reality" allegations...
It's the moderates who are the ones supporting Plattner? And actually that's still not worse because none of those people are *the most powerful person in the party* endorsing a non-democrat who said the democratic candidate supported the 9/11 attacks! A sitting Senator!
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Bernie bros definitely not beating the "completely out of touch with reality" allegations...
While not great, this is not, in fact, worse than continuing to support someone who has had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years for office. Happy to clear that up for you!
This is worse than the worst thing ever attributed to any “Bernie Bro”. The Democratic leader literally refusing to say WHETHER HE VOTED FOR THE DEMOCRAT.
this shit right here is wrecker shit, as much as wrecker shit as any online leftist has done, if not more so. no wonder so many people are repulsed by anyone (rightly) saying 'vote blue no matter who', the most powerful elected Dem in the nation won't do it! it undermines the whole coalition! jfc
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
While not great, this is not, in fact, worse than continuing to support someone who has had a Nazi tattoo for 20 years for office. Happy to clear that up for you!
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NEW graphic novels AUTOGRAPHED by Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez, Mark Waid, Howard Chaykin and more are available in Hero's eBay store! More coming, so keep checking back! GO: qurls.com?i=54439
November 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
NEW graphic novels AUTOGRAPHED by Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez, Mark Waid, Howard Chaykin and more are available in Hero's eBay store! More coming, so keep checking back! GO: qurls.com?i=54439
"We thought that size and visibility would win out," says the leader of a company absolutely no one knew existed...
I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.
October 29, 2025 at 6:49 AM
"We thought that size and visibility would win out," says the leader of a company absolutely no one knew existed...
What's the average mind of an LLM defender, you ask?
Well, apparently one that believes domesticated animals are "inventions" that "we created"
Well, apparently one that believes domesticated animals are "inventions" that "we created"
October 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
What's the average mind of an LLM defender, you ask?
Well, apparently one that believes domesticated animals are "inventions" that "we created"
Well, apparently one that believes domesticated animals are "inventions" that "we created"