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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 12h

We deserve another hockey movie

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 1d

joining a throuple (two people who throw up a lot)

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 12h

Please.. Mr. Christ was my father, call me Jesus.

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Joe Huiras @joehuiras.bsky.social · 15h

I cant believe I saw Dishwalla open for Hoobastank and the Cherry Poppin Daddies at Stupid Band Name Fest 2023

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 17h

Is there a pegging porn movie called Fuckass Bitch yet? There should be.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 16h

the dumb little jokes will continue until morale improves, and after that too

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 15h

I feel like we need more Asians up in congress like where are they at?

JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 15h

I’m having a hard time getting focused and getting started, perhaps another cup?

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 16h

I’m the man from the big va won’t you come and play my way

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 16h

That’s some bpd right there

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 17h

“I don’t need to wear deodorant”

~ people who need to wear deodorant

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 16h

I shot a Halloween porn it’s called nightmare on 9th st

Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 1d

I shot a Halloween Porn. It's called Psych-Ho

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 1d

I shot a Halloween Porn. It’s called i know who you did last summer

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 17h

Do you guys have music here? Oh yea we’ve got both kinds, country and western

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine how much more stuff Alanis Morissette could’ve done if she took her hand out of her pocket

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d

Bring me the chubby woman

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sorry but Melanie looks better than all of them. Dont care for the Trumps or anything but come on objectively Kristi Noem looks like she projected Melanhas face onto her own

JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 1d

I wish I had the confidence of an ugly bitch with some make up on

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 2d

Am I an asshole? Because people’s obsession with Dolly Parton really bothers me.

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Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 3d

Alright who stuck the pill in my cheese cube?

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d

If Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban can't make it, what hope is there for me and the black monolith that knows all things

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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 2d

labubu hole

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 3d

its Like The cast of newsies

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 3d

KFC still rolling out their new Golden Bachelor Colonel

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 3d

I should start shoplifting cough syrup again

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JaneSnakes @anasmashnova.bsky.social · 3d

I’d defend you, but you’re basically walking Into a house of some one who only talks to their cats