Jane
@anasmashnova.bsky.social
Every dog has his day. It’s a dog eat dog world. All dogs go to heaven
craziest thing I’ve seen in the Epstein files so far is that Heavenly forcing ski patrol to induce avalanches too early in the season has cost the lives of two young adults
What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen in the Epstein files dump so far?
February 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
craziest thing I’ve seen in the Epstein files so far is that Heavenly forcing ski patrol to induce avalanches too early in the season has cost the lives of two young adults
Craziest thing I’ve heard is that Elon was driving a speed boat on lake michigan while Bill Gates busted some nose butter on skis in the back
What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen in the Epstein files dump so far?
February 1, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Craziest thing I’ve heard is that Elon was driving a speed boat on lake michigan while Bill Gates busted some nose butter on skis in the back
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People of below average intelligence enjoy media that explains things to them. Here’s why 🧵
January 30, 2026 at 7:57 PM
People of below average intelligence enjoy media that explains things to them. Here’s why 🧵
I feel like they’re trying to stoke a civil war on purpose
February 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
I feel like they’re trying to stoke a civil war on purpose
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Anti-DHS protesters in LA moved a huge dumpster, partially blocking agents in their building.
January 31, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Anti-DHS protesters in LA moved a huge dumpster, partially blocking agents in their building.
You come to me on the day of the End of my Hulu subscription
January 31, 2026 at 1:16 AM
You come to me on the day of the End of my Hulu subscription
If I was gonna shoot like a fictional person, I'd shoot them in the pelvis so they sustain an undetectable bleed out with out the hindrance of a bullet proof vest. Or maybe hit the dick on accident
January 31, 2026 at 1:03 AM
If I was gonna shoot like a fictional person, I'd shoot them in the pelvis so they sustain an undetectable bleed out with out the hindrance of a bullet proof vest. Or maybe hit the dick on accident
I feel like they’re just giving un non verifiable tip line shit on purpose.
January 31, 2026 at 12:24 AM
I feel like they’re just giving un non verifiable tip line shit on purpose.
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X is hiring a “great lothario” at $40 an hour to teach Grok “the pleasures of the flesh”
January 30, 2026 at 8:58 PM
X is hiring a “great lothario” at $40 an hour to teach Grok “the pleasures of the flesh”
I am so happy Chris Cuomo isn’t on CNn rn. Could you imagine the diatribe. It’s be like If Keith OlBerman had a baby with Tomi Lauren and raised it as a soccer player faking an injury
January 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
I am so happy Chris Cuomo isn’t on CNn rn. Could you imagine the diatribe. It’s be like If Keith OlBerman had a baby with Tomi Lauren and raised it as a soccer player faking an injury
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January 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
They picked up Don Lemon in California that’s crazy
January 30, 2026 at 7:36 PM
They picked up Don Lemon in California that’s crazy
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Well knock me down with a London Gin. Monty Python were not the first to come up with a philosophy drinking song. Here’s John Carey, author of Sally in the Alley, in the early 18th century.
January 30, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Well knock me down with a London Gin. Monty Python were not the first to come up with a philosophy drinking song. Here’s John Carey, author of Sally in the Alley, in the early 18th century.
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just saw a car lose grip on a straigth road and spin 300 degrees and then literally after 2 seconds of staying still they just backed up and repositioned to be back an the road and continued driving as normal
January 29, 2026 at 3:30 PM
just saw a car lose grip on a straigth road and spin 300 degrees and then literally after 2 seconds of staying still they just backed up and repositioned to be back an the road and continued driving as normal
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I guess I just thought there would be another chance to do The Hump. Missed opportunity.
January 29, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I guess I just thought there would be another chance to do The Hump. Missed opportunity.
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im demanding change
so frickin hard right now
so frickin hard right now
January 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
im demanding change
so frickin hard right now
so frickin hard right now
Do you think they’ll release Melania on A24
January 29, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Do you think they’ll release Melania on A24
This is sending me
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
This is sending me
Rand Paul just painting on the sun in
January 28, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Rand Paul just painting on the sun in
Do millennia women at work know they don’t have to wear booties. Like there is no law saying you have to dress like a pilgrim today
January 28, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Do millennia women at work know they don’t have to wear booties. Like there is no law saying you have to dress like a pilgrim today
AI is bad for the planet?? Alexa which came first the movie lady and the tramp or the song the lady is a tramp?
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
AI is bad for the planet?? Alexa which came first the movie lady and the tramp or the song the lady is a tramp?
AI is bad for the planet?? Alexa which came first the movie lady and the tramp or the song the lady is a tramp?
January 28, 2026 at 8:33 PM
AI is bad for the planet?? Alexa which came first the movie lady and the tramp or the song the lady is a tramp?
Last night Jimmy Kimmel didn’t tell jokes instead he looked straight in the camera and rapped “It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine”
January 28, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Last night Jimmy Kimmel didn’t tell jokes instead he looked straight in the camera and rapped “It was all a dream, I used to read word up magazine”
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Gonna start measuring my peen in centimeters instead of inches to make myself feel better.
*measures*
Shit, never mind.
*measures*
Shit, never mind.
January 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Gonna start measuring my peen in centimeters instead of inches to make myself feel better.
*measures*
Shit, never mind.
*measures*
Shit, never mind.