Jane
@anasmashnova.bsky.social
Former moron trying to read a little bit
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I’m not mad. Don’t put in the newspaper that I’m mad.
November 30, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I’m not mad. Don’t put in the newspaper that I’m mad.
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Why do men think that messaging someone you’ve never talked to in your life “hey how’s it going?” is ever the right move?
November 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Why do men think that messaging someone you’ve never talked to in your life “hey how’s it going?” is ever the right move?
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I can hardly wait to use my new snow blower looks like plenty of room to stick my whole hand in there
November 29, 2025 at 1:19 PM
I can hardly wait to use my new snow blower looks like plenty of room to stick my whole hand in there
Cranberry sauce waffles
November 29, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Cranberry sauce waffles
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For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
For the 0.01% of germs not killed by bleach, the worst part is the crippling survivors guilt
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All right, only one or two more businesses are allowed to call themselves "The Foundry," then we're going to have to set some boundries.
November 28, 2025 at 3:01 PM
All right, only one or two more businesses are allowed to call themselves "The Foundry," then we're going to have to set some boundries.
Me after realizing the giant Campbell soup display in every single store is just a monument to stock holders
November 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Me after realizing the giant Campbell soup display in every single store is just a monument to stock holders
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This should be a new fairy tale
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This should be a new fairy tale
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if you baste it, they will come
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
if you baste it, they will come
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New funding model for my lab: for every $1m donation to my lab I will make one legally actionable claim about a man over the age of 50 in my field
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 AM
New funding model for my lab: for every $1m donation to my lab I will make one legally actionable claim about a man over the age of 50 in my field
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who up snorkeling and touching starfish for no discernable reason
November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
who up snorkeling and touching starfish for no discernable reason
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Celebrating Thanksgiving by being the first human being to grow a wattle
November 27, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Celebrating Thanksgiving by being the first human being to grow a wattle
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I still look at porn, but these days I just say, "She's pretty. That's nice."
November 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I still look at porn, but these days I just say, "She's pretty. That's nice."
So like. How do I finish getting my degree now
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So like. How do I finish getting my degree now
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it is now time to choose the right bath bombs for the butterball
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
it is now time to choose the right bath bombs for the butterball
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“the peeled potato is slipperiest” -ancient proverb
November 26, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“the peeled potato is slipperiest” -ancient proverb
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Thanksbutnothanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thanksbutnothanksgiving
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What if a girl had claws
November 25, 2025 at 7:40 PM
What if a girl had claws
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Jerry Seinfeld: What's the deal with airline food?
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Jerry Seinfeld: What's the deal with airline food?
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
Me: It's only for rich-ass jerks who fly first class
Jerry Seinfeld:
Me:
Jerry Seinfeld: Guys can't be funny anymore cuz of woke
Don’t turn on dogs in the wild a nature series if you want to do anything else today
November 25, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Don’t turn on dogs in the wild a nature series if you want to do anything else today
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has there ever been a good bluesky post?
November 25, 2025 at 4:21 PM
has there ever been a good bluesky post?
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sorry for freaking out before i literally just did something dumb
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
sorry for freaking out before i literally just did something dumb
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The thing about sex is that it's a bit of a sticky wicket.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The thing about sex is that it's a bit of a sticky wicket.
The best day to break your phone is the Sunday before Black Friday. No line at apple and no line at att it was a black friday miracle
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The best day to break your phone is the Sunday before Black Friday. No line at apple and no line at att it was a black friday miracle
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I think I would get laid so much more if I just started lying about it
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I think I would get laid so much more if I just started lying about it