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the matrix online, cd booklet, inside cover, pc (2005) www.mobygames.com/game/17101/t...
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 AM
the matrix online, cd booklet, inside cover, pc (2005) www.mobygames.com/game/17101/t...
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if you give a mouse a cookie
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie
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as far as I can tell Ivy League schools are mostly for completing the transformation of men into demons
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
as far as I can tell Ivy League schools are mostly for completing the transformation of men into demons
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FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
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I will kick the football every time, twitter taught me nothing and I need to be run over by an ambulance
December 2, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I will kick the football every time, twitter taught me nothing and I need to be run over by an ambulance
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*holding the radiologist at gun point*
ok now put it in my MRI report that my muscles are incredibly strong, all my organs are pretty, and my heart is pure
ok now put it in my MRI report that my muscles are incredibly strong, all my organs are pretty, and my heart is pure
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
*holding the radiologist at gun point*
ok now put it in my MRI report that my muscles are incredibly strong, all my organs are pretty, and my heart is pure
ok now put it in my MRI report that my muscles are incredibly strong, all my organs are pretty, and my heart is pure
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a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
December 1, 2025 at 4:42 AM
a lot of people debating the merits of that dogshit essay meanwhile the girl’s mom is retweeting demands to ban all trans people from teaching at any level. it’s forest for the trees shit
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You don't need an MRI to tell you that Trump's brain is a soup of jello and bile.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
You don't need an MRI to tell you that Trump's brain is a soup of jello and bile.
if there is anything i have learned while in medicine, it is that the kindest individuals will die horrible deaths while the cruelest, smallest motherfuckers you can dream of will simply keep existing. the guy isn’t dying until he’s dead, though inshallah it will be soon etc etc.
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if there is anything i have learned while in medicine, it is that the kindest individuals will die horrible deaths while the cruelest, smallest motherfuckers you can dream of will simply keep existing. the guy isn’t dying until he’s dead, though inshallah it will be soon etc etc.
bringing back catholic values but making it cunt lmfao
December 1, 2025 at 7:22 PM
bringing back catholic values but making it cunt lmfao
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
the democratic party’s leading strategy should be finding hot candidates
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 PM
the democratic party’s leading strategy should be finding hot candidates
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Annoying that humanity discovered the good flavour molecule and decided to be racist and conspiratorial about it. There should be a snack brand called "MSG boys" and every snack has lots of it
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Annoying that humanity discovered the good flavour molecule and decided to be racist and conspiratorial about it. There should be a snack brand called "MSG boys" and every snack has lots of it
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Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
November 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Larry Summers Announces He Will Step Down From Chair With Belt Around Neck
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acing the “small talk” minigame in Wisconsin Neighbor Simulator 2026
they keep those costcos pretty warm, huh
November 13, 2025 at 8:50 PM
acing the “small talk” minigame in Wisconsin Neighbor Simulator 2026
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openAI doesn't want to release 20 million private chatGPT conversations to reporters because they're worried we'll find out 78% of all daily users ask the computer to be their girlfriend
November 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
openAI doesn't want to release 20 million private chatGPT conversations to reporters because they're worried we'll find out 78% of all daily users ask the computer to be their girlfriend
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Wow, a Long Island jury awarded $112 Million to 674 immigrants who were unlawfully held by county police so they could be handed over to ICE
Federal jury awards $112M to immigrants detained by Suffolk for ICE
A federal jury found the county and the Sheriff's Office violated the Constitutional rights of 674 people.
longisland.news12.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Wow, a Long Island jury awarded $112 Million to 674 immigrants who were unlawfully held by county police so they could be handed over to ICE
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Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Kyle Kingsbury is not a journalist. He is not an op-ed writer.
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
He is a computer safety researcher.
And he has written one of the most compelling, comprehensive accounts of the ongoing hell in Chicago that you could possibly imagine.
In under 1600 words.
aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...
at minimum live a life where said groupchat doesn’t have custom emojis of you
aim to live a life where there isn’t a gc somewhere obsessively praying on your downfall
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
at minimum live a life where said groupchat doesn’t have custom emojis of you
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not to brag but i can generate slop with natural intelligence
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
not to brag but i can generate slop with natural intelligence
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We have effectively ceded all next Gen sequencing for cancer diagnostics to private industry and I am confident that in 20 years we’re going to look back on this like the failure that was giving away dialysis to private companies
October 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
We have effectively ceded all next Gen sequencing for cancer diagnostics to private industry and I am confident that in 20 years we’re going to look back on this like the failure that was giving away dialysis to private companies
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Everybody gets a small-s second chance but you can blow your chance on certain big things even though you’re young. Brock Turner may have to sit out the Senate campaign too. Just one of those things
October 27, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Everybody gets a small-s second chance but you can blow your chance on certain big things even though you’re young. Brock Turner may have to sit out the Senate campaign too. Just one of those things
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sacred lolcows
October 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
sacred lolcows
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Kevin from We Need To Talk About Kevin has recieved a Presidential pardon. "We used to talk about Kevin and now we're talking about him again." Said the President
October 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Kevin from We Need To Talk About Kevin has recieved a Presidential pardon. "We used to talk about Kevin and now we're talking about him again." Said the President