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@annaham.bsky.social
Nonbinary disabled feminist writer/internet comedian. Neurodivergent person. All opinions mine. Contact: hamdotblog @ gmail.
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The best and worst of 2025
This has been a weird year! I am glad it’s almost over. I am tired. I was not especially prolific on the writing front this year, and the length of my best-...
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New NL: my favorites and least favorites of 2025. The fave books list features @mbsycamore.bsky.social, @maris.bsky.social, @scaachi.bsky.social, and MANY more buttondown.com/citizencane/...
RFK Jr. has ✨always✨ been a weird creep regardless of his past substance use disorder! There is PLENTY to legitimately criticize the guy for—his recovery and past SUD isn’t one of those things
February 13, 2026 at 1:01 AM
RFK Jr. has ✨always✨ been a weird creep regardless of his past substance use disorder! There is PLENTY to legitimately criticize the guy for—his recovery and past SUD isn’t one of those things
Sushi has been occasionally blasting room-clearing farts today, but the fact that he’s cute helps
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Sushi has been occasionally blasting room-clearing farts today, but the fact that he’s cute helps
There are a TON of posts in the Ween subreddit rn and it’s because their merch store released a bunch of new vinyl
I bought a keychain from the accessories section. I’m not made of stone; the tote bag I bought from their site in 2017 is STILL GOING and is really well made
I bought a keychain from the accessories section. I’m not made of stone; the tote bag I bought from their site in 2017 is STILL GOING and is really well made
February 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
There are a TON of posts in the Ween subreddit rn and it’s because their merch store released a bunch of new vinyl
I bought a keychain from the accessories section. I’m not made of stone; the tote bag I bought from their site in 2017 is STILL GOING and is really well made
I bought a keychain from the accessories section. I’m not made of stone; the tote bag I bought from their site in 2017 is STILL GOING and is really well made
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everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT
February 12, 2026 at 8:43 PM
everyone shut UP it's gromit's birthday HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT
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Working people should not have to sell their PLASMA to make ends meet.
In this economy, corporations and billionaires are getting richer, while working people are scraping for crumbs. A union contract is how we start to level the playing field.
In this economy, corporations and billionaires are getting richer, while working people are scraping for crumbs. A union contract is how we start to level the playing field.
Middle-class Americans are selling their plasma to make ends meet
Last year, people in the U.S. made an estimated $4.7 billion selling their plasma. Donation centers are popping up in middle-class neighborhoods, including suburban strip malls and college towns.
www.nbcnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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New Behind the Bastards 🚨
Finally, an episode about the life and times and possibly crimes of Border Patrol sin eater Greg Bovino.
@iwriteok.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
Finally, an episode about the life and times and possibly crimes of Border Patrol sin eater Greg Bovino.
@iwriteok.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
February 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
New Behind the Bastards 🚨
Finally, an episode about the life and times and possibly crimes of Border Patrol sin eater Greg Bovino.
@iwriteok.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
Finally, an episode about the life and times and possibly crimes of Border Patrol sin eater Greg Bovino.
@iwriteok.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social
www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
I was in a similar boat. I was great at arts stuff and English, okay at languages other than English, above average at non-mathy science. I had anxiety attacks over my below average math skills.
It turns out that one of my disabilities (cerebral palsy) can manifest as difficulty with math
It turns out that one of my disabilities (cerebral palsy) can manifest as difficulty with math
You may not believe that pervasive cultural sneering at the humanities and those deemed Bad at Math was ever *that* bad.
Well, all I can say is it really was that bad in my experience - and I also had great parents, lots of resources, and a naturally massive ego to keep me going. Many don’t.
Well, all I can say is it really was that bad in my experience - and I also had great parents, lots of resources, and a naturally massive ego to keep me going. Many don’t.
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I was in a similar boat. I was great at arts stuff and English, okay at languages other than English, above average at non-mathy science. I had anxiety attacks over my below average math skills.
It turns out that one of my disabilities (cerebral palsy) can manifest as difficulty with math
It turns out that one of my disabilities (cerebral palsy) can manifest as difficulty with math
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Thank you again to everyone who's donated. If this could be one of the fundraisers you share today, it would mean so much to me, as I don't have much reach on social media.
Trying to get to stability while I search for work, please help!
#HelpSky #MutualAid
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Trying to get to stability while I search for work, please help!
#HelpSky #MutualAid
www.gofundme.com/f/food-and-s...
Donate to Food and shelter support during my job search, organized by Robert Hutchinson
Hello, everyone.
I have been looking for permanent work for t… Robert Hutchinson needs your support for Food and shelter support during my job search
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February 10, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Thank you again to everyone who's donated. If this could be one of the fundraisers you share today, it would mean so much to me, as I don't have much reach on social media.
Trying to get to stability while I search for work, please help!
#HelpSky #MutualAid
www.gofundme.com/f/food-and-s...
Trying to get to stability while I search for work, please help!
#HelpSky #MutualAid
www.gofundme.com/f/food-and-s...
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This week's meal slots are open. Two are available, as promised. Know a hungry trans person? Fill out this form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Wanna contribute to the fund? itch.io/s/159177/the...
Wanna contribute to the fund? itch.io/s/159177/the...
February 10, 2026 at 9:13 PM
This week's meal slots are open. Two are available, as promised. Know a hungry trans person? Fill out this form: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Wanna contribute to the fund? itch.io/s/159177/the...
Wanna contribute to the fund? itch.io/s/159177/the...
I got a bottle of this slightly NSFW @bpal.bsky.social perfume and it’s amazing blackphoenixalchemylab.com/shop/yule-20...
Gingerbread Glory Hole Perfume Oil – Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab
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February 10, 2026 at 9:07 PM
I got a bottle of this slightly NSFW @bpal.bsky.social perfume and it’s amazing blackphoenixalchemylab.com/shop/yule-20...
Excellent response to Ring’s nonsense.
Also, a reminder: please have your pets microchipped in case they go missing, instead of falling for Ring’s emotionally manipulative crap that is a smokescreen for surveillance
Also, a reminder: please have your pets microchipped in case they go missing, instead of falling for Ring’s emotionally manipulative crap that is a smokescreen for surveillance
February 10, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Excellent response to Ring’s nonsense.
Also, a reminder: please have your pets microchipped in case they go missing, instead of falling for Ring’s emotionally manipulative crap that is a smokescreen for surveillance
Also, a reminder: please have your pets microchipped in case they go missing, instead of falling for Ring’s emotionally manipulative crap that is a smokescreen for surveillance
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We're SO excited to announce Trace Beaulieu and Frank Conniff will be the guest bad guys on the fourth and final show of this run. In addition to that, Trace and Frank will be cowriting this episode along with the RiffTrax gang. We're over the moon!
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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Bad Bunny’s half time show was wonderful (watched it on YouTube earlier today since I am not a sports person). It’s very funny that the worst conservatives were upset about it.
Imagine missing out on a great performance because you’re all 😭 over a musician rapping in Spanish.
Imagine missing out on a great performance because you’re all 😭 over a musician rapping in Spanish.
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Bad Bunny’s half time show was wonderful (watched it on YouTube earlier today since I am not a sports person). It’s very funny that the worst conservatives were upset about it.
Imagine missing out on a great performance because you’re all 😭 over a musician rapping in Spanish.
Imagine missing out on a great performance because you’re all 😭 over a musician rapping in Spanish.
Ugh I have to go get an ultrasound on my liver this month because my levels are high! 🫠
February 6, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Ugh I have to go get an ultrasound on my liver this month because my levels are high! 🫠
My reaction when people are all “Maxwell is the only one in jail!!” Yes, because she TRAFFICKED PEOPLE. It’s not misogyny to experience consequences for being a predator.
i'm more or less a feminist and i am actually kind of disgusted by the degree to which people are glossing the epstein files through an extremely crude men vs. women lens. did ghislaine maxwell's balls drop or something, jesus christ
February 5, 2026 at 9:39 PM
My reaction when people are all “Maxwell is the only one in jail!!” Yes, because she TRAFFICKED PEOPLE. It’s not misogyny to experience consequences for being a predator.
AMAZING
February 5, 2026 at 6:18 PM
AMAZING
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Instead of ever paying attention to anything Ricky Gervais says just click play on this outstanding James Acaster bit instead
lol well i get to post my fav james acaster bit again i guess youtu.be/adh0KGmgmQw?...
February 3, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Instead of ever paying attention to anything Ricky Gervais says just click play on this outstanding James Acaster bit instead
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This is your reminder that food allergies exist and if you are supplying treats for an official work function.
MAKE SURE THERE IS AT LEAST ONE THING FOR EVERYONE
Being told, "hahaha, BYOD" (bring your own donut) because there is nothing I can eat at Dunkin', is frankly annoying and sad.
MAKE SURE THERE IS AT LEAST ONE THING FOR EVERYONE
Being told, "hahaha, BYOD" (bring your own donut) because there is nothing I can eat at Dunkin', is frankly annoying and sad.
February 2, 2026 at 10:43 PM
This is your reminder that food allergies exist and if you are supplying treats for an official work function.
MAKE SURE THERE IS AT LEAST ONE THING FOR EVERYONE
Being told, "hahaha, BYOD" (bring your own donut) because there is nothing I can eat at Dunkin', is frankly annoying and sad.
MAKE SURE THERE IS AT LEAST ONE THING FOR EVERYONE
Being told, "hahaha, BYOD" (bring your own donut) because there is nothing I can eat at Dunkin', is frankly annoying and sad.
I wish Neil would just, like, shut the fuck up and stay off the internet forever. NO ONE BELIEVES YOU EXCEPT STUPID PEOPLE, MAN.
Neil Gaiman has returned to the Internet to signal boost a Substack 'investigation' by an independent journalist known as "technopathology" which apparently proves his innocence
the main thing it proves is technopathology needs an editor.
the main thing it proves is technopathology needs an editor.
February 2, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I wish Neil would just, like, shut the fuck up and stay off the internet forever. NO ONE BELIEVES YOU EXCEPT STUPID PEOPLE, MAN.
Amazing essay.
I wrote about Minneapolis, James Baldwin, “this moment,” and what to do in a world governed by your internet trolls
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How Much Longer Can The Politics Of Grievance Sustain Itself? | Defector
I started reading James Baldwin in college, as a politically curious renegade-in-training. What appealed to me was his deeply philosophical outlook on race in America, the beauty of his prose, and how...
defector.com
February 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Amazing essay.
“It’s strange to look back at old texts from people who are no longer with us, realizing one person or the other left the conversation hanging and you’d never get to finish the thought or say goodbye.”
Wonderful (and hilarious) piece.
Wonderful (and hilarious) piece.
In memory of the great writer Dan McQuade, I wrote about how we spent about fifteen years sending each other really stupid press release quotes. I'll miss him.
I Was Stoked To Collaborate With Dan McQuade
A couple days ago, I heard the terrible news that the writer Dan McQuade passed away. I’ve read some great tributes to him from people…
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January 31, 2026 at 12:28 AM
“It’s strange to look back at old texts from people who are no longer with us, realizing one person or the other left the conversation hanging and you’d never get to finish the thought or say goodbye.”
Wonderful (and hilarious) piece.
Wonderful (and hilarious) piece.
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We actually had to look it up cause I thought you needed a certificate for a CDL not a degree. And thats true but they do fund it through the technical colleges (I have to have an accredited institution to give this money to).
We funding you CDL girls too! I’ll pay it!
Thurmanperryfoundation.org
We funding you CDL girls too! I’ll pay it!
Thurmanperryfoundation.org
January 31, 2026 at 12:19 AM
We actually had to look it up cause I thought you needed a certificate for a CDL not a degree. And thats true but they do fund it through the technical colleges (I have to have an accredited institution to give this money to).
We funding you CDL girls too! I’ll pay it!
Thurmanperryfoundation.org
We funding you CDL girls too! I’ll pay it!
Thurmanperryfoundation.org
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feds have arrested jamael lundy alongside journalists georgia fort and don lemon for the protest at a st. paul church led by an ICE agent
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
feds have arrested jamael lundy alongside journalists georgia fort and don lemon for the protest at a st. paul church led by an ICE agent
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
lundy is currently running for state senate district 65 in minnesota. his wife is anika bowie, a st. paul city councilmember
www.jlundyforsd65.com
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Delia Deetz’s (Catherine O’Hara) Crazy About Interior Design | Beetlejuice | TBS
YouTube video by TBS
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January 30, 2026 at 6:19 PM
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Fuck. RIP to one of the most talented comic actresses of our time variety.com/2026/tv/news...
Catherine O’Hara, ‘Schitt’s Creek’ and ‘Home Alone’ Star, Dies at 71
Catherine O'Hara, a legendary Hollywood actor known for her roles in 'Schitt's Creek' and 'Home Alone,' has died. She was 71.
variety.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Fuck. RIP to one of the most talented comic actresses of our time variety.com/2026/tv/news...