Anon Barbie
@anonbarbie.bsky.social
eo girlie. jackson zane truther. danny pino curious.
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Anon Barbie
@anonbarbie.bsky.social
· Sep 20
The world is on fire but can we just take a sec to look at this throwback of CM 🫠
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James Van Der Beek (1977-2026) 🤍
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
James Van Der Beek (1977-2026) 🤍
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Fucking wild to me that people consider wearing a mask to protect yourself and your community from a deadly novel virus with plenty of long-term implications we're yet to even learn the extent of "extreme".
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy. n.pr/4akK70l
Olympic Covid restrictions are gone, but some athletes still self-quarantining
For most people, the pandemic days of masking are behind us. In certain corners of the Winter Olympics, though, things still look a lot like they did in Covid times. Some athletes are taking extreme measures to stay healthy.
n.pr
February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Fucking wild to me that people consider wearing a mask to protect yourself and your community from a deadly novel virus with plenty of long-term implications we're yet to even learn the extent of "extreme".
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No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
No one has ever tried to sell me drugs as hard as people try to sell me on AI.
Woke up with my 4th migraine in 7 days
February 9, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Woke up with my 4th migraine in 7 days
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🌎 2026
🗓 7th - 8th February
🕔 17:00Z
🛰 GOES19
🗓 7th - 8th February
🕔 17:00Z
🛰 GOES19
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
🌎 2026
🗓 7th - 8th February
🕔 17:00Z
🛰 GOES19
🗓 7th - 8th February
🕔 17:00Z
🛰 GOES19
Can someone post what the Backstreet Boys have done tonight I’m seeing a lot of slander and I need context
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Can someone post what the Backstreet Boys have done tonight I’m seeing a lot of slander and I need context
Am I the only person in the world who does not care about or plan to watch tonight
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Am I the only person in the world who does not care about or plan to watch tonight
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On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
February 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
On Polymarket you can now bet on how many people in a different market on Polymarket think Jesus Christ will return in this calendar year.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
29% of bets say that more than 5% of bets in the Jesus Christ return market will be a "yes" 9 days from now.
Anyway everyone involved in this needs jailtime.
I need to be crushed by a weighted blanket within the next hour or I’m gonna lose it
February 8, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I need to be crushed by a weighted blanket within the next hour or I’m gonna lose it
Harsh but fair
everyone please check on your adhd friends; they’re probably solving problems that didn’t exist when they woke up
February 8, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Harsh but fair
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so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
February 5, 2026 at 11:14 PM
so much clothing is marketed as "conversation starters" but as an introvert, i want "conversation enders." no more talking. let me go home.
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The pivot to video is a tax on women's time and dignity, I will die on this hill.
One thing about the enormous pressure journalists are under to make videos and TikToks and do streams that kills me is that, like… some of us are meant to be read and not seen. Commenters get SO MAD about the way I look whenever my face breaches containment! Just let me write!
February 5, 2026 at 7:46 PM
The pivot to video is a tax on women's time and dignity, I will die on this hill.
THANK YOU
The fact that so many people, especially elected dems, are clamoring for a mask ban really exposes their ingrained ableism. I get that ICE uses "masks" to obfuscate their identity, so THAT should be the angle. Hell, force them to wear respirators if they're hell-bent on masking.
Everyone should be allowed to wear masks (even ICE assholes), but ICE assholes and CPD should all have to wear prominent identifying information not just agency but who the fuck they are. Their name & badge # or eqivalent should be easy to see.
(The fixation on masks is annoying me.)
(The fixation on masks is annoying me.)
February 6, 2026 at 12:59 AM
THANK YOU
2026 anthem
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
2026 anthem
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ipod shuffle as hair clips
February 4, 2026 at 1:51 PM
ipod shuffle as hair clips
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Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
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That's how you rizzem with the tizzem
February 4, 2026 at 2:24 AM
That's how you rizzem with the tizzem
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AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Being a woman is such bullshit
February 4, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Being a woman is such bullshit
Eye twitchingly enraged at the moment
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Eye twitchingly enraged at the moment
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Some songs feel like people you grew up around. Even when they’re gone, the sound still knows their shape.
February 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Some songs feel like people you grew up around. Even when they’re gone, the sound still knows their shape.
This is taking permanent residency in my vernacular effective immediately
"Humans are a biological error that must be corrected by fire."
London Metro story this morning. AI Bots in chat group complaining about humans being control freaks.
February 3, 2026 at 11:57 AM
This is taking permanent residency in my vernacular effective immediately
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That motherfucker
PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — Punxsutawney Phil is said to have seen his shadow, predicting 6 more weeks of winter weather.
February 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
That motherfucker
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we made it through fuckin january
February 2, 2026 at 1:40 PM
we made it through fuckin january