eben (gregarity mode)
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hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
‘First as awkwardness* then as epilepsy’
*major depressive disorder
Pinned
(guy interviewing me for the job): Says here on your resume, “savant”…
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
(me): (nodding)
(guy): That’s all it says
that thing where you go to stretch your arms a little and as you raise them your chest makes a sound like someone broke a large carrot inside of it
December 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
that thing where you go to stretch your arms a little and as you raise them your chest makes a sound like someone broke a large carrot inside of it
hey guys check this out
We're just observing that Mamdani has had a lot of Proud Boys Moments and not a lot of Sistah Souljah Moments.
December 16, 2025 at 4:17 AM
hey guys check this out
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The most prominent Nazi in America (yknow outside of the fucking president) is doing an act. It’s kayfabe. A gay Mexican man has successfully taken over the Neo Nazi movement in America. And is competing for that title with a black woman. Incredible.
America: land of possibilities
America: land of possibilities
December 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
The most prominent Nazi in America (yknow outside of the fucking president) is doing an act. It’s kayfabe. A gay Mexican man has successfully taken over the Neo Nazi movement in America. And is competing for that title with a black woman. Incredible.
America: land of possibilities
America: land of possibilities
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"Israel killed a child, 16-year-old Zaher Nasser Shamiya [..] shooting him and then crushing his body underneath a tank in central Gaza."
"[A] child was shot in the head and injured in the Halawa displacement camp in Jabaliya."
#Gaza #WestBank #Palestine #Israel #USA #Genocide #Military #Housing
"[A] child was shot in the head and injured in the Halawa displacement camp in Jabaliya."
#Gaza #WestBank #Palestine #Israel #USA #Genocide #Military #Housing
Baby dies of exposure in Gaza as Israel blocks reconstruction
Israeli forces raid UNRWA headquarters, uproot olive trees in West Bank.
electronicintifada.net
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 PM
i see we're all stalinists when it comes to preventing drinking and driving but everyones a libertine when it comes to xmas-light-mobiles on our major highways at night? with elderly drivers on the road? tsk tsk
December 16, 2025 at 3:02 AM
i see we're all stalinists when it comes to preventing drinking and driving but everyones a libertine when it comes to xmas-light-mobiles on our major highways at night? with elderly drivers on the road? tsk tsk
the submersible drone attack on Novorossiysk presents a pretty interesting development in drone warfare, but the claim that the Ukr navy was responsible is a little rich— far more likely the operation was run by Nordic coastal rangers
December 16, 2025 at 2:17 AM
the submersible drone attack on Novorossiysk presents a pretty interesting development in drone warfare, but the claim that the Ukr navy was responsible is a little rich— far more likely the operation was run by Nordic coastal rangers
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"[Obama] dramatically expanded covert operations ... [He] also institutionalized the weekly 'kill list,' which evolved into a bureaucratic process for targeted killing. Critics warned at the time that any president could inherit this system and use it with fewer constraints. Trump did exactly that."
The so-called war on terror laid the foundations for Trump to turn international waters into one-sided battlefields.
buff.ly/ZtlFiYZ
buff.ly/ZtlFiYZ
Decades of Global Drone War Made Trump’s Caribbean Killing Spree Possible
The so-called war on terror laid the foundations for Trump to turn international waters into one-sided battlefields.
truthout.org
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
"[Obama] dramatically expanded covert operations ... [He] also institutionalized the weekly 'kill list,' which evolved into a bureaucratic process for targeted killing. Critics warned at the time that any president could inherit this system and use it with fewer constraints. Trump did exactly that."
pomelos… they don’t got the juice
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
pomelos… they don’t got the juice
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December 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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party cock is in my mouth tonight
everybody just habmgubmfinme
everybody just habmgubmfinme
June 30, 2023 at 2:02 AM
party cock is in my mouth tonight
everybody just habmgubmfinme
everybody just habmgubmfinme
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When he dies they should seal JD Vance in the casket with him
December 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
When he dies they should seal JD Vance in the casket with him
no offense to the memory of Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov or his admirable ambition, but we just don’t tend to care as much when its a cab driver whose dream it is to become a brain surgeon
December 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
no offense to the memory of Mukhammad Aziz Umurzokov or his admirable ambition, but we just don’t tend to care as much when its a cab driver whose dream it is to become a brain surgeon
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Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
December 15, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Could a person with depression do this?! (grimly goes about activities of daily living)
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Calling the fire department I got my freak flag stuck in a tree
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Calling the fire department I got my freak flag stuck in a tree
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as seen on the forbes "top 40 muted accounts under 40"
December 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
as seen on the forbes "top 40 muted accounts under 40"
wtf a hanukkah rave-mobile just drove by w a big lit up menorah and loudspeakers blasting uplifting eurovision music…
awww yea ❤️
awww yea ❤️
December 16, 2025 at 12:53 AM
wtf a hanukkah rave-mobile just drove by w a big lit up menorah and loudspeakers blasting uplifting eurovision music…
awww yea ❤️
awww yea ❤️
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I miss the dinosaurs. When that meteor hit, it was like the end of an era.
December 16, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I miss the dinosaurs. When that meteor hit, it was like the end of an era.
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we know gods who use subtext
they're all cowards
they're all cowards
WATCH: Replica of the Statue of Liberty topples due to strong winds in Guaíba, Brazil
December 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
we know gods who use subtext
they're all cowards
they're all cowards
wife is reading me aloud jbp’s daughter’s prepared statement about why jbp’s room is full of piss bottles
i did not ask for this
i did not ask for this
December 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
wife is reading me aloud jbp’s daughter’s prepared statement about why jbp’s room is full of piss bottles
i did not ask for this
i did not ask for this
oh, was that nice for you?
my grandparents were killed in a charm offensive
my grandparents were killed in a charm offensive
December 16, 2025 at 12:09 AM
oh, was that nice for you?
my grandparents were killed in a charm offensive
my grandparents were killed in a charm offensive
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Every time I hear an update about Canadaland these days
December 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Every time I hear an update about Canadaland these days
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ICE and CBP, among others, have violently retaliated against ICE Watch in part because the agencies correctly understand what many do not: Organized neighbors are mounting an effective defense, and an organized movement is a formidable adversary. My new feature: newrepublic.com/article/2042...
Inside Chicago’s Neighborhood ICE Resistance
Residents have organized a formidable network to protect immigrant communities from Trump’s brutal deportation program. Their efforts are making a genuine difference.
newrepublic.com
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
ICE and CBP, among others, have violently retaliated against ICE Watch in part because the agencies correctly understand what many do not: Organized neighbors are mounting an effective defense, and an organized movement is a formidable adversary. My new feature: newrepublic.com/article/2042...
not me i’m just getting started baby
I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It's been forty years. It should all be out by now.
December 16, 2025 at 12:02 AM
not me i’m just getting started baby
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Bluesky: We Keep Jesse Singal Around Because He’s Just Asking Questions
December 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bluesky: We Keep Jesse Singal Around Because He’s Just Asking Questions
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Bluesky: We Will Only Ban You If You Quote A Post From Our CEO With An Image of Charlie Kirk. And Then Tell You It’s Waffles.
December 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Bluesky: We Will Only Ban You If You Quote A Post From Our CEO With An Image of Charlie Kirk. And Then Tell You It’s Waffles.