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eben (gregarity mode)
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hi i’m Eben; a wife-guy; i’m here to put my special touch on things Much like Kurt Vonnegut, my little sister is dead, and died too young. Hi ho!
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(guy interviewing me for the job): Says here on your resume, “savant”…

(me): (nodding)

(guy): That’s all it says
she liked this movie a lot too
its about the sense of accomplishment- the need to produce the plaque
RUBIN: When you're vegan, you spend your time chasing protein, and you're eating food that's way too high in carbs. I could never catch up on protein.

CHOTINER: Uhhhh.... (making garbled voice sound effects) RE-WIIIIND!!!
Technics SL-1200 ad, 1975.

The record player that changed music.
me I'd be more tempted to go at it with a toothpick i think
honestly I'll try anything at this point
if i need to cry i just watch/listen to this, because it reminds me of my sister, of going on road trips with my sister, thrifting with my sister, moving back in together with my sister, of the kind of world my sister had a way of suggesting, promoting even

youtu.be/lWtX0Lsmfn0?...
1-800 GIRLS - Just Cause
YouTube video by 1-800 GIRLS
youtu.be
Those little white spots… thats where posts come from
Oh, you guys… you want to see my brain? Ah, yeah okay... I suppose that’s cool
don't give him an inch, Chodie
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ceej @ceej.online · Sep 25
CHOTINER: Interesting. And did you in fact share the family-sized bag of Reese’s Pumpkins?
ME: (biting into a cyanide pill) Nice try you sneaky motherfucker
ok but i want to take 6 cans of ice cold PB to the beach
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dudes rock dudes paper dudes scissors
I wish you could buy a serviceable pickle brine in 24s of 355ml cans
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Happy 34th to Nirvana's Nevermind. Really dig this floating baby-in-a-bottle promo merch from DGC.
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A feed of all the Chotiner memes!
CHOTINER: Hey, were you gonna eat the rest of that?

ME: Yeah.

CHOTINER: No doubt, no doubt...
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CHOTINER: what’s up
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on
brain worms
go away
come back
another day
with weed and pizza
your butthole- is it a phillips or a robertson