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Aziza

@azizasativa.bsky.social

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Gay almost middle-aged feral gremlin GenX burnout. I am a dumpster fire floating through the sea of life piloted by pirate raccoons

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Aziza @azizasativa.bsky.social · Jun 6

I'm not sure we're NOT living in a simulation now. If Musk and Trump break up and Musk rebounds with the Dems and provides receipts on election interference and Trump gets impeached, we are living in the WORST DOUBLE AGENT FLICK EVER🫤 I hate it here😤

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 2h

Regular reminder that the “reptilian” people masquerading as human conspiracy theory is antisemitism and when they say reptilian they mean Jew who is a non-human that secretly controls the world.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 4h

It's hard to tell if Clay Higgins earnestly believes in the reptilian conspiracy theory (that powerful people are actually giant reptiles wearing human suits) or if this is just petty trolling, but it's so fucking weird that this is where we're at as a country

Tweet from Rep. Clay Higgins that features a photo of Hakeem Jeffries with the word "Reptilian..."

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 3h

what if i became a recluse and just made hyperpop for a while

what then

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Aziza @azizasativa.bsky.social · 2h

Not me, but someone I know. He INSISTED he could do it himself. The worst part was that the PC store 45 minutes away that we had to drive to... six times offered free install, but he didn't want to wait a day and a half🫤🤦🏻‍♀️

Aziza @azizasativa.bsky.social · 2h

*CACKLING* If I had toys like that, that would absolutely be baby me💀

Aziza @azizasativa.bsky.social · 2h

At least you didn't mildly electrocute yourself and fry the motherboard... three times because you didn't unplug the modem?😬

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Asteria Nox @ladyasterianox.bsky.social · 2h

"When she died of tuberculosis, as was the style at the time-"

Dude, chill out.

🤭

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Silence of The Jambs @monkyjamm.bsky.social · 2h

3 hours later and I can't install this Linux distro and I hate everything

Silence of The Jambs @monkyjamm.bsky.social · 6h

I am attempting computer nerd stuff and I haven't done computer nerd stuff in a long while

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Silence of The Jambs @monkyjamm.bsky.social · 6h

I am attempting computer nerd stuff and I haven't done computer nerd stuff in a long while

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Aziza @azizasativa.bsky.social · 4h

Anybody who would doesn't deserve to be in your presence 😤

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🦈 Liz, shark queen 👑 @handle.invalid · 5h

I wonder if anyone who met me this weekend regretted it…

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 5h

omg lmao

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 4h

Pumpkins that match the same aesthetic as The Spice Girls.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 5h

the pumpkin spice girls: thread

The Spice Girls wearing reds, green and darker fall colors.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 6h

these are a different set of republican racist texts than the previous set of republican racist and nazi texts

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 8h

So the dealbreaker is admitting you’re a Nazi

www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

Republicans set to reject Trump nominee Ingrassia after offensive texts

His confirmation to lead the Office of Special Counsel was already set to be rocky after previous allegations of sexual harassment.

www.semafor.com

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Get Out The Mid Term Vote @gotmtv.bsky.social · 1d

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 7h

going from ~$3600/yr for health insurance (which is a lot!) to surpassing that by $1k in just two months is beyond unfeasible. what the fuck are we even pretending to do here, man.

like how is this in any way expected to work.

Bubba's Dad @bubsdad.bsky.social · 14h

Just receieved this today from Florida Blue. This is for a Bronze plan. Our monthly premiums are going from $333 (2025) to $2300 in 2026.

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Bugs, Beleaguered Babysitter of the Booger Brothers @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 7h

being a trans dyke, a super queer femboy, just some woman, and an abject gremlin all at once is great tbh :3

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 10h

I don't think we should let it go that the president posted a video of himself shitting diarrhea on us. It should be on his wikipedia page

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 13h

U.S. Consumer Product Safe... • @cpsc.gov • 1h
When you have a good jelly donut it is a life-
UNITED STATES
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Steve Cambridge
@stevencambs.bsky.social
Full of saturated fats, sugars and carbohydrates it'll create visceral fat around your heart and your liver and end your life early.

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Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 13h

they should give trans women 500,000 dollars

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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 7h

My Vogon lawyers are informing me if I do not post my bi-weekly campaign donation link, they are going to start declaiming Microsoft’s EULA at me in the form of a Norse saga, so please.

I’m begging you. There’s only so much a man can suffer.

(also I promise not to dump poop on people from a plane)

Donate to Chris Kluwe

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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 13h

Tens of millions of people are set to lose food stamps in weeks and conservatives are celebrating it right in the open on social media. They’re gleeful about starving children, literally saying “fuck them kids.” Yet another reason that “pro-life” is a misnomer. They’re loudly pro-death