Chris Delauder
@beaglebets.bsky.social
Dogs, curling, code. Owned by a beagle.
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Re-upping this, since it's only available for two days:
A brief return of the Murderbot Humble Bundle! The charity is still World Central Kitchen.
Unlock and upgrade in the Return to Metroidvania rebundle, read up on exciting Sci-Fi with Matha Wells’ Murderbot & more, and add character to your game environments with the Best of Synty 4 Game Dev Assets rebundles! https://bit.ly/4oxXmjd
December 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Re-upping this, since it's only available for two days:
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Honestly, more things should be tested by turning a 4 year old loose on them
Volvo Trucks - Look Who’s Driving feat. 4-year-old Sophie
YouTube video by Volvo Trucks
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Honestly, more things should be tested by turning a 4 year old loose on them
i legit thought this was an onion article until the 4th or 5th time i read this skeet
Last week in our student reading group we read the portion of Wealth of Nations in which Smith comments on the way generally unedifying ways that young men spend their gap year/ study abroad/ grand tour time.
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
www.nbcnews.com/news/world/a...
American Student Ends Up Trapped in Giant Vagina Sculpture
Firefighters embarked on an "extraordinary rescue mission" when an American exchange student got his leg trapped inside a giant vagina sculpture.
www.nbcnews.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i legit thought this was an onion article until the 4th or 5th time i read this skeet
it's finally cold in portland today
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
it's finally cold in portland today
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drew a Thanksgiving hand turkey
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
drew a Thanksgiving hand turkey
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[introducing my boyfriend at thanksgiving] he's a rescue
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
[introducing my boyfriend at thanksgiving] he's a rescue
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
doing sprint planning at work and i didn't raise my hand when they asked if anyone would be out this sprint and this was the response of a coworker:
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
doing sprint planning at work and i didn't raise my hand when they asked if anyone would be out this sprint and this was the response of a coworker:
i might now, thanks @jcsalterego.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
i might now, thanks @jcsalterego.bsky.social
owls are such weird dudes
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
owls are such weird dudes
this is EVIL
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
this is EVIL
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The amazing thing about this admin is the corruption is so literal and so overt — in many cases, it’s just a direct transfer of taxpayer dollars to themselves and other b-villains from the show, like this is all completely normal, bc they can’t be bothered to extort corporations & interest groups
November 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The amazing thing about this admin is the corruption is so literal and so overt — in many cases, it’s just a direct transfer of taxpayer dollars to themselves and other b-villains from the show, like this is all completely normal, bc they can’t be bothered to extort corporations & interest groups
exploding whale day is a great name for the release of a trove of epstein emails
November 12, 2025 at 7:27 PM
exploding whale day is a great name for the release of a trove of epstein emails
intense beagle dreams
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 PM
intense beagle dreams
support your local food bank. if you're local, i know these folks do good work. i walked past one of their distribution locations everyday back in 2020.
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 AM
support your local food bank. if you're local, i know these folks do good work. i walked past one of their distribution locations everyday back in 2020.
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The Hurl of Sandwich.
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
BREAKING: JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EATS A LOSS IN 'SANDWICH GUY' CASE AS JURORS FIND DEFENDANT NOT GUILTY www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...
Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent
Sean Dunn faced single misdemeanor offense after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.
www.nbcnews.com
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Hurl of Sandwich.
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
The defendant walked free, with a rye smile on his face.
Despite grilling him, the prosecution was unable to summon the special sauce needed to get a conviction. Their case was toast from the beginning.
And thus a hero was born.
I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete this
tfw the meds kick in
November 5, 2025 at 6:41 PM
tfw the meds kick in
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WHOA.
This has nothing to do with the ACA...at least not directly (employer coverage will see an indirect impact from the fuckery with the ACA & Medicaid, but I wasn't expecting that to really hit for another year).
This has nothing to do with the ACA...at least not directly (employer coverage will see an indirect impact from the fuckery with the ACA & Medicaid, but I wasn't expecting that to really hit for another year).
@charlesgaba.com Well, I got a packet from BCBSTX today letting me know that my (employer-subsidized) Blue Advantage Plus Gold 203 plan that costs $1018.96/mth this year will cost $1664.62/mth in 2026. That is not a marketplace plan. That coverage is only for me, no dependents.
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
WHOA.
This has nothing to do with the ACA...at least not directly (employer coverage will see an indirect impact from the fuckery with the ACA & Medicaid, but I wasn't expecting that to really hit for another year).
This has nothing to do with the ACA...at least not directly (employer coverage will see an indirect impact from the fuckery with the ACA & Medicaid, but I wasn't expecting that to really hit for another year).
it's gonna look really bad when they shoot munitions at a mf in a mitre
Chicago Auxiliary Bishop José María Garcia-Maldonado at ICE detention facility: “Being here is an act of holiness…soon we will seek access to the facility to bring the Eucharist to our brothers and sisters; if they say no again, we will keep praying.”
November 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
it's gonna look really bad when they shoot munitions at a mf in a mitre
I had to a buy a bunch of stuff at the dog store recently and I asked the cashier to not even tell me my total and when she finished ringing me up she said "and your total is none of your business" and the looks she got from the other cashiers were priceless
Cashier: do you want your receipt
Brain: *flips coin*
Brain: *flips coin*
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I had to a buy a bunch of stuff at the dog store recently and I asked the cashier to not even tell me my total and when she finished ringing me up she said "and your total is none of your business" and the looks she got from the other cashiers were priceless
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Someone has put together a VERY thorough list of resources for people in the Portland area who need food. For those who have enough to share, please consider putting your time and/or money somewhere. For those who need help, here are places to get it.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Food Resource List - PDX
Food Resources PDX Share this sheet to amplify these existing resources to support individuals & families in accessing food during this government shutdown. A delay in SNAP means over 750,000 families...
docs.google.com
October 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Someone has put together a VERY thorough list of resources for people in the Portland area who need food. For those who have enough to share, please consider putting your time and/or money somewhere. For those who need help, here are places to get it.
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.
October 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
The Dodgers told me Yesavage keeps striking out their batters so I asked how many batters they have and they said they just go to the dugout and get a new batter afterwards so I said it sounds like they're just feeding batters to Yesavage and then Jason Bateman started crying.