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JC Penny’s coming here, because of ME!
Pinned
The AI prompt under my profile
They’re calling this a reverse Salazar
Once again I am telling you we are going to enter a golden age of people pretending a head of state is still alive for a lot longer then normal
False rumors have been circulating that Mohammed bin Zayed died, but thankfully Joni Ernst has reassured us that her "dear friend" is perfectly okay
February 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
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I’m sorry, but if we hold everyone in the Epstein files accountable for their involvement and punish each one for their crimes to the fullest extent, we will begin to collapse a long-standing system that has only given power to elitist excrement and I don’t see a motherfucking problem with this
February 17, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I don’t really mix it up at all any more, but when I did it was always for the greater audience and not the particular doofus I was @ ing
agree with this (hah) but also think a particular mistake the left made for a long time online, and still makes to an extent, is failing to understand that the person whose mind you may actually change is the one reading the argument you're having, not the one you're arguing with
The secret to engaging in social media debate is knowing you will never win anyone over. The best you can hope for is to have people who already agree with tell you you're awesome. You might great a dopamine thrill from the righteousness of your anger! Fine benefits, all. But you will never win.
February 17, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Anyone else remember all the depopulation conspiracy theories about covid vaccines, vaccines in general, the UN, climate change? This right here is actually depopulation, specifically of black and brown people—for now, being done out in the open, no deep dark sinister plot to uncover.
The Project 2025 author is using millions of dollars in USAID money for his own security detail.

It is estimated that 762,000 people have *already died* as a result of Elon Musk and Russell Vought’s obscene murder of USAID, including more than 500,000 children.

Vought is a mass murderer.
Exclusive: White House uses USAID funds for budget director Vought's security, documents show
The White House budget office is using millions of dollars from the former U.S. foreign aid agency to pay for the security detail of Russell Vought, President Donald Trump's budget chief and an archit...
www.reuters.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:31 PM
Lmao. Even if it’s a rough midterm year for Republicans she probably still would’ve beaten Hobbs
February 12, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Bob Weir, Lyndsey Buckingham, Stevie Nicks. I of course, am the last face on that Mt. Rushmore
Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I'll go first: David Draiman of Disturbed
guys i just found out i went to the same high school as howard lutnick. please respect my privacy at this time.
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I should’ve known this was a @peterhartlaub.bsky.social joint before I clicked through. The skunk smelling exhibit is my Proustian Madeline!
February 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Qanon didn’t go away, it was absorbed into the mainstream Republican Party
I called up one of the White House's "special government employees" involved in the Fulton County FBI raid.

I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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warriors just need spend the entire game pretending that there’s three minutes left, they’re down 10, and have 25 turnovers
February 10, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Now that baseball season is officially here, I’m going to mine @fansince09.bsky.social ‘s archive for both anti Italian AND ”go back to college” content for Vitello
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Nice of Bad Bunny to incorporate the electrical substation in his halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Ever since 2015 it was “when” not “if” for me. It’s the white whale of the conservative movement
This @anildash.com quote from his Jan. interview with @cydhayes.bsky.social came to mind today:
”I really think the thing that they’ve been working towards for 10 years is to get Trump to be able to use the n-word in public. And I think we are less than a year away.” sf.gazetteer.co/theyve-pickl...
‘They’ve pickled each others’ brains’
Longtime entrepreneur and critic Anil Dash speaks with Gazetteer on where the tech industry has been and where it may be going.
sf.gazetteer.co
February 6, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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In case you missed it last night, the story about the company that killed my mother which I am asking people to share
I have a deep aversion to local TV news, but now I am ON it because last year, the power company Arizona Public Service cut off electricity to my mother’s house outside of Phoenix, killing her.
82-year-old APS customer died after power was shut off in May 2024
An 82-year-old woman died in May 2024 after her power was cut off on a very hot day. Her son and an advocate say this shows an issue with state policies.
www.12news.com
April 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Did not vote for her in the primary or general but I’ve been pleasantly surprised with Yassamin Ansari. She seems to actually have convictions and stick to them - don’t really recall this on the city council, though it seems like that body can’t really do much anyway
February 5, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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February 5, 2026 at 4:31 AM
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Musk isn't rich. The person who has enough is rich. The person who doesn't is poor.

Paraphrasing Guillermo del Toro, who changed my life when he said that.
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."

A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.

Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
Homeless Oregon youth got $1,000 a month for two years. Most found housing after • Oregon Capital Chronicle
Oregon is the second of its kind in the nation to implement the direct cash transfer program after New York City.
oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Maybe the million and oneth study will be the one that convinces people
"By the end of the two-year period, 94% of participants reported they were housed."

A million pilot programs show the same thing: when people are given enough money to afford housing, homelessness ends.

Other supports matter, but housing comes first. Not policing. Not moralizing. Homes.
Homeless Oregon youth got $1,000 a month for two years. Most found housing after • Oregon Capital Chronicle
Oregon is the second of its kind in the nation to implement the direct cash transfer program after New York City.
oregoncapitalchronicle.com
February 4, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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"Every good thing you have in your life is the product of someone else's struggle."
This is a very powerful video from comedian Josh Johnson. Not just because what he says that's meaningful. But because it shows an emerging trend that high profile people have finally started speaking up, despite concerns it might alienate their followers.

It is time to choose sides.
January 29, 2026 at 5:28 PM
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Judge: ICE is following none of the rules and court orders supposedly constraining their behavior

Moderate Democrat Lawmakers: What we need is more rules and orders constraining ICE's behaviors

🤔🤔🤔
January 29, 2026 at 3:27 PM
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So, in summary:

1. Harris threw away her non-incumbent advantage in an anti-incumbent election against a former president

2. She swapped energizing masses of young leftists and Dems for appealing to a tiny group of elite Never Trumpers

3. And it was still close because Trump is unpopular

*fin*
January 29, 2026 at 3:34 AM