nec
@beholdnec.bsky.social
Techie. He/him. Does some programming at https://github.com/beholdnec/ .
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it is a law of the universe that if a platform exists, Rayman 2 will be ported to it. Nobody knows how this happens or why.
December 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
it is a law of the universe that if a platform exists, Rayman 2 will be ported to it. Nobody knows how this happens or why.
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all i'm saying is that there were better options
December 12, 2025 at 5:25 AM
all i'm saying is that there were better options
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One of my favorite things about the period I watched a ton of Bob Ross was catching the weirdly dark jokes he would sometimes make.
December 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
One of my favorite things about the period I watched a ton of Bob Ross was catching the weirdly dark jokes he would sometimes make.
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25 years old klonoa(2022)
December 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
25 years old klonoa(2022)
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Icelandic folklore tells of the Yule Cat that terrorizes children if they don't have new socks for Christmas.
folklore does not specify whether the Yule Cat is adorable or not, tho. ❤️🐈⬛
folklore does not specify whether the Yule Cat is adorable or not, tho. ❤️🐈⬛
December 10, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Icelandic folklore tells of the Yule Cat that terrorizes children if they don't have new socks for Christmas.
folklore does not specify whether the Yule Cat is adorable or not, tho. ❤️🐈⬛
folklore does not specify whether the Yule Cat is adorable or not, tho. ❤️🐈⬛
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my favorite responses on social media are the ones where someone takes the time to write "nobody cares." i want each of these people to imagine me leaning out from the screen and whispering, succulently, into his ear: i know
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
my favorite responses on social media are the ones where someone takes the time to write "nobody cares." i want each of these people to imagine me leaning out from the screen and whispering, succulently, into his ear: i know
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I would not chat with it in a box
I would not chat with it alongside a fox
I would not chat with it in Excel
I would not chat with it even in Hell
I would not chat with it alongside a fox
I would not chat with it in Excel
I would not chat with it even in Hell
I do not want to chat with Copilot in Excel
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I would not chat with it in a box
I would not chat with it alongside a fox
I would not chat with it in Excel
I would not chat with it even in Hell
I would not chat with it alongside a fox
I would not chat with it in Excel
I would not chat with it even in Hell
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Absolutely fucking dying here www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Absolutely fucking dying here www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
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Lotta vaginas in this game.
December 4, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Lotta vaginas in this game.
When I watched this video that showed up on my feed, I assumed the man occasionally saying "Oh! Oh!" was a weird, artsy editing choice.
It turned out to be Google's wonderful auto-dubbing technology. Enjoy.
youtu.be/lOEOQ9ChRXc
It turned out to be Google's wonderful auto-dubbing technology. Enjoy.
youtu.be/lOEOQ9ChRXc
Boiled Dirty Water under the Microscope
YouTube video by Sci- Inspi
youtu.be
December 6, 2025 at 11:15 PM
When I watched this video that showed up on my feed, I assumed the man occasionally saying "Oh! Oh!" was a weird, artsy editing choice.
It turned out to be Google's wonderful auto-dubbing technology. Enjoy.
youtu.be/lOEOQ9ChRXc
It turned out to be Google's wonderful auto-dubbing technology. Enjoy.
youtu.be/lOEOQ9ChRXc
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
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Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
December 3, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Btw, the ballet dancer who posts every year on TikTok their rat costume for the Nutcracker is already posting their yearly Rat Season.
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
Credit: @belle_urwin on TikTok
- fly the great Bruce Spence out to New Zealand
- bury his head in armor and prosthetics
- digitally alter his mouth
- dub over his voice
- remove him from the theatrical cut
- thanks, Bruce Spence!
- bury his head in armor and prosthetics
- digitally alter his mouth
- dub over his voice
- remove him from the theatrical cut
- thanks, Bruce Spence!
December 3, 2025 at 9:21 PM
- fly the great Bruce Spence out to New Zealand
- bury his head in armor and prosthetics
- digitally alter his mouth
- dub over his voice
- remove him from the theatrical cut
- thanks, Bruce Spence!
- bury his head in armor and prosthetics
- digitally alter his mouth
- dub over his voice
- remove him from the theatrical cut
- thanks, Bruce Spence!
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Happy 35th birthday to my favorite dino-dragon thing (and Super Mario World)!
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#Yoshi35thAnniversary
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#Yoshi35thAnniversary
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November 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Happy 35th birthday to my favorite dino-dragon thing (and Super Mario World)!
🎂c----C"3_/)
#Yoshi35thAnniversary
🎂c----C"3_/)
#Yoshi35thAnniversary
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Reactionary cretins, 1974-2000: D&D is for satanic gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2001-2014: D&D is for nerds, gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2015-present: D&D is ruined because of woke, gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2001-2014: D&D is for nerds, gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2015-present: D&D is ruined because of woke, gays and weirdos
November 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Reactionary cretins, 1974-2000: D&D is for satanic gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2001-2014: D&D is for nerds, gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2015-present: D&D is ruined because of woke, gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2001-2014: D&D is for nerds, gays and weirdos
Reactionary cretins, 2015-present: D&D is ruined because of woke, gays and weirdos
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December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ok so i got some *more* constructive criticism from bird artists on my attempts at drawing birds. many said the legs weren’t realistic enough and i suspect they were right. i think i finally got it in this year’s calendar though, lemme know what you think
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#3157 A helpful tutorial
November 17, 2025 at 11:40 PM
#3157 A helpful tutorial
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I made a bot that will post "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," clip by clip, between now and Christmas Eve. That's 12–13 clips daily, 24/7, just so you know what you'd be getting into. (Clips will auto-delete a few days after being posted.) It starts now.
November 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I made a bot that will post "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation," clip by clip, between now and Christmas Eve. That's 12–13 clips daily, 24/7, just so you know what you'd be getting into. (Clips will auto-delete a few days after being posted.) It starts now.
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Tag yourself. I'm factor fexcectorn
"Runctitiononal features"? "Medical fymblal"? "1 Tol Line storee"? This gets worse the longer you look at it. But it's got to be good, because it was published in Nature Scientific Reports last week: www.nature.com/articles/s41... h/t @asa.tsbalans.se
November 27, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Tag yourself. I'm factor fexcectorn
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whats up my fellow gamers
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
whats up my fellow gamers
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In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead