benteh
@benteh.no
master of yelling at computers. grumpy. UX / web-dev. a11y. bookbinder. nature, doodler. artist. also maps. ex-ceramicist. occasional CSS / HTML / FE geekery. sometimes funny often furious. 🇳🇴
a fun thing to do in the morning is not to talk to me
a fun thing to do in the morning is not to talk to me
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benteh
@benteh.no
· Mar 31
🦋 fabulous things i know about nature. 1/? 🦋
way back, there was someone who didn't know what tadpoles were, and i wrote a thread over at tweetytweet.
this thread is coming with me, this time in english.
🦫 🍏 🦦 🌸 🐝 🦋
way back, there was someone who didn't know what tadpoles were, and i wrote a thread over at tweetytweet.
this thread is coming with me, this time in english.
🦫 🍏 🦦 🌸 🐝 🦋
anyone remember myBB and phpBB?
seems to be the way to go SoMe these days..
positively from the digital ordovician era #oldSchool
seems to be the way to go SoMe these days..
positively from the digital ordovician era #oldSchool
January 10, 2026 at 3:21 AM
anyone remember myBB and phpBB?
seems to be the way to go SoMe these days..
positively from the digital ordovician era #oldSchool
seems to be the way to go SoMe these days..
positively from the digital ordovician era #oldSchool
.. but you also need to have affordable housing for all sorts of people so they can live within cycling distance.
so they're not all in high finance, and all service workers live two hours away.
this really annoys me
so they're not all in high finance, and all service workers live two hours away.
this really annoys me
“Copenhagen reported that 62% of its residents are now commuting to work or school by bike — an increase from 52% in 2015 & 36% in 2012, when the City Council launched a 14-year-plan to improve the quality, safety & comfort of cycling.”
#Copenhagen chose. They keep choosing even better every year.
#Copenhagen chose. They keep choosing even better every year.
Copenhagen has taken bicycle commuting to a whole new level
Cycling has been a part of that good life in Copenhagen for decades. In recent years, it has enjoyed yet another unfathomable surge in popularity — taken to the next level thanks to constantly improvi...
www.latimes.com
January 10, 2026 at 3:13 AM
.. but you also need to have affordable housing for all sorts of people so they can live within cycling distance.
so they're not all in high finance, and all service workers live two hours away.
this really annoys me
so they're not all in high finance, and all service workers live two hours away.
this really annoys me
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A card for boobie-lovers of any flavour. Black for your message - also (in)appropriate for the forthcoming 14 Feb times…
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/5909...
#bsnm #birds #greetingscard #birdart #funny #mhhsbd #valentinesday
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/5909...
#bsnm #birds #greetingscard #birdart #funny #mhhsbd #valentinesday
January 8, 2026 at 10:06 AM
A card for boobie-lovers of any flavour. Black for your message - also (in)appropriate for the forthcoming 14 Feb times…
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/5909...
#bsnm #birds #greetingscard #birdart #funny #mhhsbd #valentinesday
dippyfishcards.etsy.com/listing/5909...
#bsnm #birds #greetingscard #birdart #funny #mhhsbd #valentinesday
NOT a fan of new MacOS visuals 😣😣😣
can those corners be any MORE 50% or they green more GREEN
can those corners be any MORE 50% or they green more GREEN
January 8, 2026 at 9:42 PM
NOT a fan of new MacOS visuals 😣😣😣
can those corners be any MORE 50% or they green more GREEN
can those corners be any MORE 50% or they green more GREEN
billigere, mer klikk, og enklere å få galaksehjerner med eksponeringsbehov og potensiale for underholdede håndgemeng, enn faktisk folk som kan noe og som kan si fornuftige ting om trumps invasjonsplaner. blir så tørt ass.
Gremmer meg over å jobbe med digitale medier når engasjementsjaget får oss til å gjøre sånn her. Grønt lys på månedens KPI-møte, men prisen er fornuft og folkerett liksom.
January 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
billigere, mer klikk, og enklere å få galaksehjerner med eksponeringsbehov og potensiale for underholdede håndgemeng, enn faktisk folk som kan noe og som kan si fornuftige ting om trumps invasjonsplaner. blir så tørt ass.
ta Tøyen og Majorstua i samme slengen
HVEM VAR DET SOM KLAGET OVER FREDRIK SOLVANGS #nrkdebatt -oppspark der en apehånd kunne høre det?!?
January 8, 2026 at 8:40 PM
ta Tøyen og Majorstua i samme slengen
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ICE goons travel in threes: one to read, one to write, and the other to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
January 8, 2026 at 5:35 PM
ICE goons travel in threes: one to read, one to write, and the other to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
if you had told me 10, 7, 5, 3, 2, 1, 0.9 years ago i'd be following a southern baptist preacher (who is funny), a presbyterian texan state representative (who seems a shiningly decent chap), and a new york mayor (who is inspirational), i would have laughed into my scorn. and here we are.
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
if you had told me 10, 7, 5, 3, 2, 1, 0.9 years ago i'd be following a southern baptist preacher (who is funny), a presbyterian texan state representative (who seems a shiningly decent chap), and a new york mayor (who is inspirational), i would have laughed into my scorn. and here we are.
internet, babe
Every person on Bluesky should know:
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
* Every post on Bluesky is PUBLIC forever
* Every post on Bluesky is archived by ICE, NSA, and many other agencies
* Even if you delete a post, it’s already been captured
* Judges don’t care if you were “kidding” or being ironic
www.404media.co/the-200-site...
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
internet, babe
*thinks about and researches expensive thing to buy for weeks*
*finally decides, and buy it*
*instantly start refreshing shipping updates*
instant gratification?
*finally decides, and buy it*
*instantly start refreshing shipping updates*
instant gratification?
January 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
*thinks about and researches expensive thing to buy for weeks*
*finally decides, and buy it*
*instantly start refreshing shipping updates*
instant gratification?
*finally decides, and buy it*
*instantly start refreshing shipping updates*
instant gratification?
emptying your account but keeping the handle (so noone can take it) was a bit fiddly:
download your archive if you want to keep it. create another account. delete your original account, rename the handle on the new account.
you then keep your nick, and can link to other sites
download your archive if you want to keep it. create another account. delete your original account, rename the handle on the new account.
you then keep your nick, and can link to other sites
PSA: twitter, X, is doing new terms of service that basically make it so that any comtent you share on there including DMs and photos is theirs and they can use it for "any purpose" including commercial use.
So, if you have a page you’ve left up and don’t want them there’s time to act 1/
So, if you have a page you’ve left up and don’t want them there’s time to act 1/
January 7, 2026 at 1:50 AM
emptying your account but keeping the handle (so noone can take it) was a bit fiddly:
download your archive if you want to keep it. create another account. delete your original account, rename the handle on the new account.
you then keep your nick, and can link to other sites
download your archive if you want to keep it. create another account. delete your original account, rename the handle on the new account.
you then keep your nick, and can link to other sites
possible all this talk of greenland is a smoke screen; keep an eye on mexico, ukraine
January 6, 2026 at 2:24 PM
possible all this talk of greenland is a smoke screen; keep an eye on mexico, ukraine
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I'll bake muffins for the first BBC reporter to use the term "taken hostage" live on air because that's more accurate than "kidnapped" anyway.
BBC journalists have been banned from describing the kidnapped Venezuelan leader as having been kidnapped.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
The BBC News Editor has sent this to BBC journalists.
January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I'll bake muffins for the first BBC reporter to use the term "taken hostage" live on air because that's more accurate than "kidnapped" anyway.
Reposted by benteh
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
www.sfgate.com/tech/article...
A Calif. teen trusted ChatGPT for drug advice. He died from an overdose.
"Who on earth gives that advice?"
www.sfgate.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:30 PM
30 years ago they were like we have to ban song lyrics for the children but it’s full steam ahead for the here’s how to do drugs until you die machine
Kulturavisen Dagbladet Rise Again!
*fnis*
*fnis*
–Vi er veldig overrasket over at det å utradere vår egen flere generasjoner lange rolle som kultur- og medieinstitusjon til fordel for overlagt usammenhengende, fordummende, uredelig og spekulativ ragebait skulle resultere i et dårlig renommé. Ingen kunne se dette komme, sier styreleder i Dagbladet.
January 6, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Kulturavisen Dagbladet Rise Again!
*fnis*
*fnis*
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Cashier: Did you find everything?
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Cashier: Did you find everything?
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
Reposted by benteh
I’m not tired because I worked hard. I’m tired because I had to keep turning my real thoughts into polite and acceptable dialogue all day.
January 6, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I’m not tired because I worked hard. I’m tired because I had to keep turning my real thoughts into polite and acceptable dialogue all day.
January 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
la meg foreslå den danske klassikeren hønsesalat 😋
January 5, 2026 at 2:27 PM
la meg foreslå den danske klassikeren hønsesalat 😋