Zach Evans
@bikesarehealing.bsky.social
Any day with a bike ride is better than a day without one.
📍Lancaster, PA
📍Lancaster, PA
I trust Donald Trump with the economy and our military as much as I trust him to babysit a teenage girl.
December 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I trust Donald Trump with the economy and our military as much as I trust him to babysit a teenage girl.
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Mandatory car ownership is a tax by a different name
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Mandatory car ownership is a tax by a different name
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I could buy a $12,000 bike every year to equal the average annual cost of car ownership. $3,500 is a helluva deal.
Who the F needs a $3,500 bike?
A Seattle Times editorial board member had his $3,500 bike stolen, immediately called the King County Prosecutor's Office (because his bike is so expensive, "it's a felony," he noted), then concluded that police need to spend more of their time tracking down bikes stolen and used by homeless people.
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I could buy a $12,000 bike every year to equal the average annual cost of car ownership. $3,500 is a helluva deal.
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“I just reached into your pocket and took $10.
Here’s $3.50.
Giving you this $3.50, remember, would not be possible if I had not taken the $10 from you.
Be grateful that I—an economic genius—was here to help you.”
Here’s $3.50.
Giving you this $3.50, remember, would not be possible if I had not taken the $10 from you.
Be grateful that I—an economic genius—was here to help you.”
December 8, 2025 at 7:54 PM
“I just reached into your pocket and took $10.
Here’s $3.50.
Giving you this $3.50, remember, would not be possible if I had not taken the $10 from you.
Be grateful that I—an economic genius—was here to help you.”
Here’s $3.50.
Giving you this $3.50, remember, would not be possible if I had not taken the $10 from you.
Be grateful that I—an economic genius—was here to help you.”
This is what we want.
Cycling benefits drivers
Cycling benefits public health
Cycling uses far fewer public dollars than driving
Cycling benefits drivers
Cycling benefits public health
Cycling uses far fewer public dollars than driving
How This Small City Tripled Its Cycling In Just 11 Years
YouTube video by Oh The Urbanity!
youtu.be
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This is what we want.
Cycling benefits drivers
Cycling benefits public health
Cycling uses far fewer public dollars than driving
Cycling benefits drivers
Cycling benefits public health
Cycling uses far fewer public dollars than driving
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Cycling is social. Design for it.
NYC definitely needs way more of these double-wide bike lanes.
Being able to calmly bike next to someone is the sort of low stress trip I think a lot of people are waiting for before trying to cycle around the city.
Definitely me included!
Being able to calmly bike next to someone is the sort of low stress trip I think a lot of people are waiting for before trying to cycle around the city.
Definitely me included!
December 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Cycling is social. Design for it.
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Trump Wins Hooters Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Trump Wins Hooters Peace Prize
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Dear American Media. This is not that hard to do.
December 5, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Dear American Media. This is not that hard to do.
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
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New smuggling boat camouflage baffles Hegseth and war criminal admirals, drone strikes cancelled
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
New smuggling boat camouflage baffles Hegseth and war criminal admirals, drone strikes cancelled
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Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-invokes-fog-of-war-after-pissing-in-break-room-refrigerator/
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-invokes-fog-of-war-after-pissing-in-break-room-refrigerator/
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Trump loves him some Stupid people!
December 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Trump loves him some Stupid people!
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
It makes sense that Trump thinks the term “affordability” is a scam.
He needs to milk his followers for money with all his stupid Chinese-made products and scam bitcoin.
He needs people who buy that crap to think they can afford it.
He needs to milk his followers for money with all his stupid Chinese-made products and scam bitcoin.
He needs people who buy that crap to think they can afford it.
December 3, 2025 at 7:09 PM
It makes sense that Trump thinks the term “affordability” is a scam.
He needs to milk his followers for money with all his stupid Chinese-made products and scam bitcoin.
He needs people who buy that crap to think they can afford it.
He needs to milk his followers for money with all his stupid Chinese-made products and scam bitcoin.
He needs people who buy that crap to think they can afford it.
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His obsession with me is creepy. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs.
Trump on Walz: "You look at what he's done with Somalia where Somalia, which is barely a country -- they have no anything, they just run around killing each other. When I see somebody like Ilhan Omar, I always watch her, for years I've watched her complain about our Constitution ... "
December 3, 2025 at 2:02 AM
His obsession with me is creepy. I hope he gets the help he desperately needs.
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ONLY 10 POINTS?
ONLY?
SERIOUSLY?
What a ridiculous bubble most US citizens live in.
Now ask the rest of the world.
ONLY?
SERIOUSLY?
What a ridiculous bubble most US citizens live in.
Now ask the rest of the world.
60% of Americans say the country is on the wrong track. Up ten points since trump took office.
NEW Economist/YouGov: Direction of the country
% of U.S. adult citizens who say things in this country today are [generally headed in the right direction | off on the wrong track]...
At the start of Trump's second term 37% | 50%
Now 31% | 60%
today.yougov.com/politics/art...
% of U.S. adult citizens who say things in this country today are [generally headed in the right direction | off on the wrong track]...
At the start of Trump's second term 37% | 50%
Now 31% | 60%
today.yougov.com/politics/art...
December 2, 2025 at 11:41 PM
ONLY 10 POINTS?
ONLY?
SERIOUSLY?
What a ridiculous bubble most US citizens live in.
Now ask the rest of the world.
ONLY?
SERIOUSLY?
What a ridiculous bubble most US citizens live in.
Now ask the rest of the world.
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This is so gross. Anyone who has lived in Minnesota (Minneapolis/St. Paul specifically) will tell you that the Somali population there is among the kindest and hardest-working people you'll ever meet.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
This is so gross. Anyone who has lived in Minnesota (Minneapolis/St. Paul specifically) will tell you that the Somali population there is among the kindest and hardest-working people you'll ever meet.
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There goes “Take Your Daughter To Work Day” for the Pentagon press corps.
get a load of the "journalist" asking questions at the Pentagon press briefing
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
There goes “Take Your Daughter To Work Day” for the Pentagon press corps.
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
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We're going to read more and more about regulating dangerous "e-bikes," which are actually electric motorcycles. Why not tell your concerns to the 40,000+ US families each year mourning their dead loved ones, whose lives were taken by the terribly lethal cars and trucks we've decided are essential.
December 1, 2025 at 12:33 AM
We're going to read more and more about regulating dangerous "e-bikes," which are actually electric motorcycles. Why not tell your concerns to the 40,000+ US families each year mourning their dead loved ones, whose lives were taken by the terribly lethal cars and trucks we've decided are essential.
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"Why don't kids go outside anymore?!"
Kids outside:
Kids outside:
November 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
"Why don't kids go outside anymore?!"
Kids outside:
Kids outside:
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In the words of JFK…
If he were still alive.
If he were still alive.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
In the words of JFK…
If he were still alive.
If he were still alive.
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It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
It’s crazy to think about the crimes we’re going to learn about after this regime ends.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.
We’re already hearing about Watergate level crimes every week. Imagine what will come out after it’s over.
We’re going to need a full accounting of all that’s been done in violation of the constitution.