Lyse McToaster
@birdzilla01.bsky.social
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'How much does the aurora borealis weigh?" It's pretty light.
January 2, 2026 at 3:29 PM
'How much does the aurora borealis weigh?" It's pretty light.
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Friday night kitten zen
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Friday night kitten zen
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I used to run a dating agency for chickens but I had to shut it down.
I was struggling to make hens meet.
I was struggling to make hens meet.
January 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I used to run a dating agency for chickens but I had to shut it down.
I was struggling to make hens meet.
I was struggling to make hens meet.
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When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up
January 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
When you dare the dog to show up in the human's bedroom for an ass-kicking, and she shows up
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Your disabled friend isn’t exactly thrilled about the idea of getting whatever horrible lurgy you’ve reassured them isn’t Covid, it has been revealed.
Disabled friend doesn’t particularly want your Not-Covid either
Your disabled friend isn’t exactly thrilled about the idea of getting whatever horrible lurgy you’ve reassured them isn’t Covid, it has been revealed. In a statement released today, your disabled…
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January 2, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Your disabled friend isn’t exactly thrilled about the idea of getting whatever horrible lurgy you’ve reassured them isn’t Covid, it has been revealed.
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Oh Annelid James, you lovable scamp
January 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Oh Annelid James, you lovable scamp
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January 1, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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"I don't see colour" is a wild way to admit you couldnt finish Mass Effect 3
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
"I don't see colour" is a wild way to admit you couldnt finish Mass Effect 3
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Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
January 1, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Okay, I will preface this with the GIGANTIC disclaimer that I promise I know how this looks, and I *swear* this is not personally motivated: If you have an old #LiveJournal account, and it has things you still care about in it, download it or import it to Dreamwidth SOON. Details:
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It was a year of pixels. A year of outer glow. A year of babies in catapults. Here's to the safety memes of 2025!
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It was a year of pixels. A year of outer glow. A year of babies in catapults. Here's to the safety memes of 2025!
The trials of being very deeply into an M/F rarepair: there's one good artist posting regularly in the tag and half the time they make them incredibly, tragically het ;o;
January 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
The trials of being very deeply into an M/F rarepair: there's one good artist posting regularly in the tag and half the time they make them incredibly, tragically het ;o;
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In June I finished a poem about being suicidal and the tiniest things one can use as a carrot to keep themselves going, and here at the close of the year I am finally (mostly) ready to share it
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
In June I finished a poem about being suicidal and the tiniest things one can use as a carrot to keep themselves going, and here at the close of the year I am finally (mostly) ready to share it
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DEEP TIME is horrifyingly vast & will make you feel like a vanishing tiny flicker of nothingness but in an oddly comforting (and scientifically accurate!) way, and this is unfortunately how I write HAPPY NEW YEAR essays so here you go & also Sorry:
open.substack.com/pub/everythi...
open.substack.com/pub/everythi...
There's Still Time Enough
"It's wrong to think that the past is something that’s just gone. It’s still there. It’s just that *you’ve* gone past." - Terry Pratchett
open.substack.com
December 31, 2025 at 11:16 PM
DEEP TIME is horrifyingly vast & will make you feel like a vanishing tiny flicker of nothingness but in an oddly comforting (and scientifically accurate!) way, and this is unfortunately how I write HAPPY NEW YEAR essays so here you go & also Sorry:
open.substack.com/pub/everythi...
open.substack.com/pub/everythi...
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I might be the Too Woke Friend here but as someone who has done chaplain care with people who have things stuck in their butts in the emergency dept I don't actually think it should be a journalism thing.
It's really traumatizing for people! And it shouldn't be traumatizing to make a sex mistake!
It's really traumatizing for people! And it shouldn't be traumatizing to make a sex mistake!
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
I might be the Too Woke Friend here but as someone who has done chaplain care with people who have things stuck in their butts in the emergency dept I don't actually think it should be a journalism thing.
It's really traumatizing for people! And it shouldn't be traumatizing to make a sex mistake!
It's really traumatizing for people! And it shouldn't be traumatizing to make a sex mistake!
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For those of you wanting to start a new project in the new year but afraid you're gonna suck, heed the words of the ancient texts:
December 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
For those of you wanting to start a new project in the new year but afraid you're gonna suck, heed the words of the ancient texts:
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Anyway here's the DotL gang with their partner pokemons
December 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Anyway here's the DotL gang with their partner pokemons
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Happy New Year!
(2025 better be good I swear.)
(2025 better be good I swear.)
December 31, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Happy New Year!
(2025 better be good I swear.)
(2025 better be good I swear.)
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Alas it has been 30 years* since Möther last petted me, I am so alone, will no one take pity on a poor neglected tiger?”
*seconds
*seconds
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Alas it has been 30 years* since Möther last petted me, I am so alone, will no one take pity on a poor neglected tiger?”
*seconds
*seconds
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New work done for me by cande/solenleon5 @ ig 🥰🥺 love them so muuuuuch
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
New work done for me by cande/solenleon5 @ ig 🥰🥺 love them so muuuuuch
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I should draw more seagulls
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I should draw more seagulls
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Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
April 22, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Watching THE GREEN KNIGHT again
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Some fields remember the first turning of the plough, some the swords of battle. All remember the dead buried below. For this is an unquiet land where the ghost soil is deep. Death shouts across time. – #EmilyCBanting from her Misling Mire public lecture
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Some fields remember the first turning of the plough, some the swords of battle. All remember the dead buried below. For this is an unquiet land where the ghost soil is deep. Death shouts across time. – #EmilyCBanting from her Misling Mire public lecture