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it ain’t dying I’m talking about, it’s living
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· Mar 13
40 years since Revolution Summer? yeah I'm thinking D.C. needs some hardcore innovation
yeah I’ve got something to keep me warm during the snowstorm
January 24, 2026 at 12:07 AM
yeah I’ve got something to keep me warm during the snowstorm
blizzards and ice storms really bring out the hubris in the man vs. nature crowd
January 23, 2026 at 9:46 PM
blizzards and ice storms really bring out the hubris in the man vs. nature crowd
Perfect Days - Wim Wenders
Spinal Tap - Rob Reiner
Once Upon A Time In China Collection - Tsui Hark
The Last Waltz - Martin Scorsese
Spinal Tap - Rob Reiner
Once Upon A Time In China Collection - Tsui Hark
The Last Waltz - Martin Scorsese
January 23, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Perfect Days - Wim Wenders
Spinal Tap - Rob Reiner
Once Upon A Time In China Collection - Tsui Hark
The Last Waltz - Martin Scorsese
Spinal Tap - Rob Reiner
Once Upon A Time In China Collection - Tsui Hark
The Last Waltz - Martin Scorsese
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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
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just talked with the Archmage and noticed they had a thousand open tabs on their orb
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 PM
just talked with the Archmage and noticed they had a thousand open tabs on their orb
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this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
January 21, 2026 at 6:35 PM
this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately
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I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I guess I do think if you participated in the arrest of a five-year-old you are probably just fundamentally incompatible with society. That you are not a safe person for humanity to be around, generally
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I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I’m on a windswept moor building a little cairn and I’m muttering to myself “wait til they get a load of this shit. this is straight fire. This one’s gonna make em bark” and then after the spring thaw some guy from the next valley goes up there and is like “hell yeah dude”
the fact that no one on this bus intervened against an obvious threat is a little too on the nose for how things are going these days
I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 7:58 PM
the fact that no one on this bus intervened against an obvious threat is a little too on the nose for how things are going these days
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Man goes to hospital, asks to see the great proctologist Pagliacci
Butt Doctor: I am Pagliacci
Butt Doctor: I am Pagliacci
September 19, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Man goes to hospital, asks to see the great proctologist Pagliacci
Butt Doctor: I am Pagliacci
Butt Doctor: I am Pagliacci
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Thank God It's Fuck With Me Friday
January 16, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Thank God It's Fuck With Me Friday
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Me trying to have a good Friday if you even care
January 16, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Me trying to have a good Friday if you even care
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shove your poll up your ass
January 15, 2026 at 7:46 PM
shove your poll up your ass
more like the nobel peace of shit prize folks!
January 15, 2026 at 10:28 PM
more like the nobel peace of shit prize folks!
forgot to make one of these for 2025
January 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
forgot to make one of these for 2025
rascal flats song titled "What Squirts The Most" about the importance of well designed condiment tubes
January 15, 2026 at 6:29 PM
rascal flats song titled "What Squirts The Most" about the importance of well designed condiment tubes
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
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Fuck off with your posturing doomerism. Go live in the woods if you don’t think anything matters.
January 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Fuck off with your posturing doomerism. Go live in the woods if you don’t think anything matters.
so which thing are they doing to distract from the other thing?
January 15, 2026 at 5:22 AM
so which thing are they doing to distract from the other thing?
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tenacious d self titled is a most crucial piece of the puzzle that is my psyche
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
tenacious d self titled is a most crucial piece of the puzzle that is my psyche
designing fashion sandals just to call em jawnclettas
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
designing fashion sandals just to call em jawnclettas