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Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · 4d

Dammit! I was just extemporizing and didn’t bother to check before posting.

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Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · 4d

Mechanoid!

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Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · 12d

Holy parsing issues @bojnberry.bsky.social ! I was all, “Wow! How’d they get the Concorde inside another plane?!”

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Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · 16d

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Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · 23d

Timeline synchro

Skeet of someone screaming.
Skeet saying “one more time but with less feeling”
Skeet of someone screaming less vehemently.

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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · May 12

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Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · Oct 5

Feed me, Seymour!

mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · Oct 5

feels like it's got something to say to me🤣

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Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · Sep 29

Combine 2 films to make one

Quigley Down Under the Skin

☠Ghost Inside A Dream☠ 🐢🎨🧜‍♀️🎪🎠 @railroadofsin.bsky.social · Sep 29

Combine 2 films to make one

The Dead Don't Die Another Day

🐦‍⬛🏴🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸Dan won't shut up about trans rights & Palestine @verboseminimalist.gay · Sep 29

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams

Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · Sep 27

Change a movie entirely by adding a word

Chicago Blackhawk Down

Pup Fiction @pupfiction.bsky.social · Sep 27

Change a movie entirely by adding a word

Sex Toy Story

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Glen @vaguebiscuit.bsky.social · Sep 26

Well don't I feel stupid

A headline about the James Webb Telescope potentially finding a new stellar object dubbed a black hole star

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Dr. Catherine Scott @cataranea.bsky.social · Sep 25

Canada Post “lost” 1 billion dollars last year?

How about, “it cost Canadians 1 billion dollars to have a national postal service” which works out to costing about $25 a year per person (population of Canada in 2024 = 40 million). Seems like a pretty reasonable cost to me.

Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · Sep 25

"Canada Post is on track to lose money" Hum. Duh. It cost less than a toonie to send a letter across Canada.

"Canada Post is a service and not a business" was common knowledge until late stage capitalism brain rotted most people into think if it ain't making money for shareholders, it's failing.

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Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · Sep 24

Share your favorite black and white movie

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Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · Sep 23

The rupture.

CTV News Ottawa @ctvnewsottawa.bsky.social · Sep 23

Water main break floods Kanata roads

A dramatic water main break in Kanata sent water gushing into roads and business parking lots. CTV’s Katelyn Wilson reports.

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Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · Sep 22

Technologically advance a band:

Airlock & Oates

Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · Sep 22

Technologically advance a band:

Satellite Radiohead

Berry @bojnberry.bsky.social · Sep 20

Nobody takes the long way home anymore and that’s sad

Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · Sep 20

Nobody pours sugar on me anymore and that’s sad

Frenchy's Prospecting (Now in 3 new flavours) @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · Sep 20

Nobody blames it on the rain anymore and that's sad

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · Sep 16

one thing that i always found silly about the sci-fi trope of becoming immortal via mind uploading to the computer is, i don't even think computers last longer than humans on average. if the computer is immortal then my closet is the pit of tartarus