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Manny Phesto
@dakall.bsky.social
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My life coach benched me Growers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaakws226feqs Showers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fmgp3xywqzqkluwo6ghjw3kc/feed/aaahnteusxchm
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · Jan 28
The band nearly broke up when Duran wanted his name listed first.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 2d
(Speaking to the Hamburger Helper)

I wish to speak to the Hamburger Manager
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 2d
Are they Mrs. Paul's fish dicks?
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 2d
I can't believe we've all forgotten about Amelia Earhart already.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 4d
Alexander Graham Bell was the first one to say, "New phone. Who dis?"
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 5d
Someone doesn't want me to change the channel.
Cat exerting his dominance
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 5d
Was that a banana in your pocket?
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 6d
My wife declared marital law
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 6d
Bringing a bottle of Goo-Gone to the Goo Goo Dolls concert
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 7d
TBH I just go to the meetings for the pastries
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 7d
Is it like Fight Club?
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 7d
I'm off to this week's ANTIFA Anonymous meeting
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 7d
Sluttyness is next to godliness
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 7d
So are you moist?
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 7d
Exactly why I have a toothbrush with bristles on both ends.
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True intimacy is when you brush their teeth while they're brushing your teeth
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 7d
Nice account you got there. It would be a real shame if someone were to block it.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 8d
Just for the first 30 or 40 minutes
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 8d
Rubbing Icy-Hot on my taint just to feel something
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 9d
Good joke. Can I burro it?
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 9d
You wouldn't know my AI girlfriend. She goes to a different data center.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 9d
Pumpkin spice fish sticks
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 9d
Just once I want to see all the clowns getting into the car.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 10d
A remake of Casper, the Friendly Ghost, in which we find out his parents were anti-vaxxers.
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 11d
Are you saying that this flytrap is from Venus?
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 11d
Personally, I prefer Netflix and chili
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Manny Phesto @dakall.bsky.social · 12d
If Lady Gaga married Walton Goggins she'd be Lady Gaga-Goggins
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