Christoff
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'Flee like a beeble, butter a stoat.'
Andrew Cuomo
Andrew Cuomo
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"i no longer want to be a meme. please let me go home."
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 AM
"i no longer want to be a meme. please let me go home."
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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working for fox news or the white house must be so easy. any failing can be blamed on immigrants. "sorry for the late reply, an immigrant had my gmail password." "need an extension on this assignment, an immigrant deleted my file." "sorry i didn't pay the bill. immigrants."
December 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
working for fox news or the white house must be so easy. any failing can be blamed on immigrants. "sorry for the late reply, an immigrant had my gmail password." "need an extension on this assignment, an immigrant deleted my file." "sorry i didn't pay the bill. immigrants."
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Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
December 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Look out. #Supergirl lands in theaters June 26.
Oh FFS
SCOOP: Academy Award-nominee Liam Neeson narrated a recent anti-vaccine documentary that glorifies RFK Jr.’s rise to power.
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
In the film, Neeson—a UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador—calls the COVID-19 vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news/p/liam-neeso...
Liam Neeson Narrates Anti-Vax, Pro-RFK Documentary
The Taken actor can be heard calling mRNA COVID vaccines “dangerous experiments.”
www.importantcontext.news
December 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh FFS
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There's absolutely no good reason why the entire month of December shouldn't be a public holiday
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
There's absolutely no good reason why the entire month of December shouldn't be a public holiday
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You know who's a really terrible actor? Quentin Tarantino.
December 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
You know who's a really terrible actor? Quentin Tarantino.
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“It was me. That heinous fart that we’ve all spent the last minute trying to figure out who it was? It was me. When I saw that everyone was starting to blame this elderly gentleman to my right, I felt like I had to finally say something because blaming him for my heinous fart just felt wrong.”
December 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
“It was me. That heinous fart that we’ve all spent the last minute trying to figure out who it was? It was me. When I saw that everyone was starting to blame this elderly gentleman to my right, I felt like I had to finally say something because blaming him for my heinous fart just felt wrong.”
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American exceptionalism is Americans navel-gazing themselves into never being able to improve their government
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
American exceptionalism is Americans navel-gazing themselves into never being able to improve their government
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December 6, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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Here's the whole interview.
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Former Farage classmate tells James O'Brien why he came forward
YouTube video by LBC
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December 5, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Here's the whole interview.
youtu.be/DMlj-Tn2_BA?...
youtu.be/DMlj-Tn2_BA?...
Look at this inadequate pathetic little man
“You’ve got nothing to fear if you’re an American citizen. If you’re not an American citizen, then look out,” Greg Bovino tells reporters while patrolling a neighborhood in Kenner today.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Look at this inadequate pathetic little man
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
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Megyn Kelly is sharing her torture fantasies the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Megyn Kelly is sharing her torture fantasies the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Pete Hegseth should not have fired that second shot when he did. He should have waited for the rescue crews to arrive.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Pete Hegseth should not have fired that second shot when he did. He should have waited for the rescue crews to arrive.
by Megyn Kelly
by Megyn Kelly
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I haven’t seen any of the Avatar movies but I still hope that in the new one the humans finally manage to kill those awful blue monsters
December 2, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I haven’t seen any of the Avatar movies but I still hope that in the new one the humans finally manage to kill those awful blue monsters
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December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Fuck you if you support him.
Trump on Minnesota's Somali community: "They contribute nothing. I don't want them in our country, I'll be honest with you."
December 2, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Fuck you if you support him.
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When Biden gave the worst debate performance in history, my job as a neutral reporter was to write about it incessantly until he dropped out. When Trump gave the second worst debate performance in history, against Harris, my job was to lend credence to his claim that immigrants were eating pets.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
When Biden gave the worst debate performance in history, my job as a neutral reporter was to write about it incessantly until he dropped out. When Trump gave the second worst debate performance in history, against Harris, my job was to lend credence to his claim that immigrants were eating pets.
Interview With The Vampire on BBC IPLAYER is superb.
December 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Interview With The Vampire on BBC IPLAYER is superb.
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Opinion | I know Trump and Hegseth's murders of Venezuelan fishermen are illegal. But if I don't allow them to do it, I'll be primaried by someone who also allows them to do it—but who lacks my chummy relationship with the DC press corps.
November 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Opinion | I know Trump and Hegseth's murders of Venezuelan fishermen are illegal. But if I don't allow them to do it, I'll be primaried by someone who also allows them to do it—but who lacks my chummy relationship with the DC press corps.
Irony Claxon
Oxford University Press has chosen “rage bait” as its 2025 Word of the Year. The open-compound word, which beat out “biohack” and “aura farming,” goes back at least to 2002. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/a...
December 1, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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