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Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
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“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Nigel Farage uses private company to pay less tax on GB News earnings
Exclusive: Reform leader’s use of personal services firm is a practice criticised across the political spectrum
www.theguardian.com
September 5, 2025 at 6:33 AM
“Farage claimed last year to have “bought a house” in his constituency but the property is actually owned in the name of his partner, meaning he legally avoided higher-rate stamp duty on the purchase of an additional home – given he already owns other properties”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Me when my wife sees the browser history
August 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Me when my wife sees the browser history
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Innocent men famously make women sign NDAs and then sue if they break them
The author says she broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine. Wallner accused Gaiman of sexual misconduct during the time she lived and worked on his property in Woodstock.
Neil Gaiman Seeks $500,000 From Accuser Caroline Wallner
The author says she broke her NDA by sharing her story with the media, including with New York Magazine. Wallner accused Gaiman of sexual misconduct during the time she lived and worked on his property in Woodstock.
www.vulture.com
April 21, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Innocent men famously make women sign NDAs and then sue if they break them
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Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
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He still doesn't know who started the war. Or pretends not to know
Trump has fully turned on Zelenskyy: "He's always looking to purchase missiles. Listen, when you start a war, you gotta know you can win a war. You don't start a war against somebody that's 20 times your size and then hope that people give you some missiles."
April 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
He still doesn't know who started the war. Or pretends not to know
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OK but only if you agree that I can take ownership of Starlink for nothing.
April 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
OK but only if you agree that I can take ownership of Starlink for nothing.
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My Facebook spam grimly illustrates the point being made in the thing I actually follow.
February 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
My Facebook spam grimly illustrates the point being made in the thing I actually follow.
The richest man in the world is, to use his own bullshit parlance, a “beta cuck” trying desperately to be thought of as “alpha.” He’s a pathetic but dangerous wretch.
i’m sorry but this guy is the most try hard pick me i’ve ever seen.
February 7, 2025 at 12:05 PM
The richest man in the world is, to use his own bullshit parlance, a “beta cuck” trying desperately to be thought of as “alpha.” He’s a pathetic but dangerous wretch.
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Bravo, Rep. Marc Pocan !
February 5, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Bravo, Rep. Marc Pocan !
This is wonderful
What if you never come down? The 90s clubbers who wouldn’t let the night end – a picture essay
What if you never come down? The 90s clubbers who wouldn’t let the night end – a picture essay
In the late 1990s, Mischa Haller began taking pictures of British nightlife during the hours after the clubs had shut – from drunken revellers scoffing pizza to ravers blissed out on the beach
It is in the early hours of the morning that one of modern…
www.theguardian.com
February 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
This is wonderful
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If only there had been some clue that Musk might take a wrecking ball to the US government
February 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If only there had been some clue that Musk might take a wrecking ball to the US government
Are you even a parent if the school hasn’t sent you an email telling you how few parents actually pay school trips?
February 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Are you even a parent if the school hasn’t sent you an email telling you how few parents actually pay school trips?
I have spent this evening in the company of a man at the end of his tether. I don't know what to think or do. I told him to call me literally anytime. I am offloading here because no one here knows me in real life.
January 28, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I have spent this evening in the company of a man at the end of his tether. I don't know what to think or do. I told him to call me literally anytime. I am offloading here because no one here knows me in real life.
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We’re fixing the typo on our maps but gotta admit Gorzilla sounds badass.
January 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
We’re fixing the typo on our maps but gotta admit Gorzilla sounds badass.
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On his orders, his henchmen murdered my former colleague and chopped up his body with a bone saw.
Trump says he's going to ask Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman, who he describes as "a fantastic guy," to invest $1 trillion in the US economy
January 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
On his orders, his henchmen murdered my former colleague and chopped up his body with a bone saw.
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Fox’s level of incompetence is off the charts.
January 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Fox’s level of incompetence is off the charts.
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"Senators received an affidavit Tuesday from the former sister-in-law of defense secretary nominee Pete Hegseth in which she says his behavior caused his second wife to fear for her safety."
Senators receive affidavit containing new allegations against Pete Hegseth, who denies the claims
The former sister-in-law of Trump’s defense secretary pick said that Hegseth made his second wife fear for her safety. Hegseth’s second wife said, “There was no physical abuse in my marriage.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
"Senators received an affidavit Tuesday from the former sister-in-law of defense secretary nominee Pete Hegseth in which she says his behavior caused his second wife to fear for her safety."
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This is a remarkable moment. Trump and Vance sit there in silence, as a bishop pleas with them to lean on their better angels and not follow through with their depraved campaign promises that target the LGBTQ+ community and immigrants.
Never seen anything like this.
Never seen anything like this.
Rev. Mariann Edgar Budde to Trump: "I ask you to have mercy upon the people in our country who are scared now. There are gay, lesbian, and transgender people in Democratic, Republican, and independent families, some who fear for their lives ... and the vast majority of immigrants are not criminals"
January 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
This is a remarkable moment. Trump and Vance sit there in silence, as a bishop pleas with them to lean on their better angels and not follow through with their depraved campaign promises that target the LGBTQ+ community and immigrants.
Never seen anything like this.
Never seen anything like this.
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For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
January 20, 2025 at 9:30 AM
For Blue Monday we can't think of anything more appropriate than this charming depiction of a man getting his face eaten off by a leopard.
#MosaicMonday
#MosaicMonday
This times a million.
Been wanting to write about this whole thing for ages but no one seems to want to commission it. But basically a lot of modern masculinity is just a bunch of loners and nerds telling normal guys they’re a failure for not being angry and alone
January 18, 2025 at 12:02 PM
This times a million.
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I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
January 14, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I would like this comic I drew in 2017 to stop being relevant pleeeaaaaase
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The most accident-prone person in Scotland.
January 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The most accident-prone person in Scotland.