Bryan Harvey
@bryanharvey.bsky.social
same writer, runner, teacher, and basketball fan from twitter (@Bryan_S_Harvey) all around (https://bryanharveywrites.wordpress.com/) medium (https://medium.com/@bryan-s-harvey)
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Bryan Harvey
@bryanharvey.bsky.social
· Dec 11
When Paul Bunyan Logs On
Ev’rybody’s building them big data centers, but they’re not big enough for what’s in store. When Paul Bunyan logs on, you can bet your…
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my kids asked me to tell them a paul bunyan story. i looked out the car window and we were driving by a bunch of land fenced off for data center development. and that's a story about how inspiration is often just a conspiracy of coincidences. here's what i told them medium.com/@bryan-s-har...
Don’t look 360 degrees in anger, I heard you hoot 🦉 🎶 bsky.app/profile/davi...
A lot of 1990s photos of Oasis look like this to me.
February 16, 2026 at 4:04 AM
Don’t look 360 degrees in anger, I heard you hoot 🦉 🎶 bsky.app/profile/davi...
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what. does. a. yellow. light. mean.
February 15, 2026 at 10:18 PM
what. does. a. yellow. light. mean.
CORRECTION: Charlie Brown had Mormon hoes. bsky.app/profile/semi...
![[picture of a tweet from "Cam" @matrixreloaded, 11:33AM, Aug 31, 2020] "people on here will skeet anything. 'Charlie Brown had hoes.' No he didn't. That isn't true."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7wmf7sypzf6y3kmxm4gfiroe/bafkreihppmlx2rofbz75vjn6rqvna4rpxqpqd44i3qnjhto3v7q3md7qie@jpeg)
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 PM
CORRECTION: Charlie Brown had Mormon hoes. bsky.app/profile/semi...
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That’s really high on the list of most insane graphics I’ve seen in sports
February 15, 2026 at 3:20 AM
That’s really high on the list of most insane graphics I’ve seen in sports
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Buzzed down to the point where one might just put anything before it. Winter literacy. Breakfast literacy. Con artist literacy.
February 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Buzzed down to the point where one might just put anything before it. Winter literacy. Breakfast literacy. Con artist literacy.
When I wrote, "Ah, the Bataan Nitro 6s just came out," I thought it was parody . . . but turns out it wasn't . . . ? bryan-s-harvey.medium.com/super-shoe-s...
Super Shoe Super Fast Review
Welcome back to the channel. Don’t worry about your hair. Don’t worry about your face. Just get the right pair of shoes on your feet. All…
bryan-s-harvey.medium.com
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
When I wrote, "Ah, the Bataan Nitro 6s just came out," I thought it was parody . . . but turns out it wasn't . . . ? bryan-s-harvey.medium.com/super-shoe-s...
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Normal Americans just don’t hate their neighbors and they don’t want to see people harm their neighbors.
February 14, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Normal Americans just don’t hate their neighbors and they don’t want to see people harm their neighbors.
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High five to this Camden County king
Yesterday morning kids were sent running from their bus stop in panic because ICE showed up. This guy at today’s ICE Out of Lindenwold protest is a must watch 😭. @maddow.bsky.social
February 14, 2026 at 4:09 PM
High five to this Camden County king
Ad campaign for @keersteemack.bsky.social’s Better to Beg
February 14, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Ad campaign for @keersteemack.bsky.social’s Better to Beg
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You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).
this is about running more than writing. body is refusing to heal/strengthen after time off + phys therapy and a rocky 2025 bsky.app/profile/brya...
I might need some new hobbies
February 13, 2026 at 6:12 PM
this is about running more than writing. body is refusing to heal/strengthen after time off + phys therapy and a rocky 2025 bsky.app/profile/brya...
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POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
They’re calling it the baldest coaching staff in NFL history, folks.
February 13, 2026 at 4:32 PM
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
I might need some new hobbies
February 13, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I might need some new hobbies
Me: [reads draft]
kid a: i liked that. it was about your sister who died. but wasn't sad.
Me: yeah, thanks.
wife: it's one of the best things you've written.
Me: do you think anyone who doesn't have the backstory will get it? Like, is it too subtle?
Mult. editors:
Me: damn it, it was too subtle
kid a: i liked that. it was about your sister who died. but wasn't sad.
Me: yeah, thanks.
wife: it's one of the best things you've written.
Me: do you think anyone who doesn't have the backstory will get it? Like, is it too subtle?
Mult. editors:
Me: damn it, it was too subtle
February 13, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Me: [reads draft]
kid a: i liked that. it was about your sister who died. but wasn't sad.
Me: yeah, thanks.
wife: it's one of the best things you've written.
Me: do you think anyone who doesn't have the backstory will get it? Like, is it too subtle?
Mult. editors:
Me: damn it, it was too subtle
kid a: i liked that. it was about your sister who died. but wasn't sad.
Me: yeah, thanks.
wife: it's one of the best things you've written.
Me: do you think anyone who doesn't have the backstory will get it? Like, is it too subtle?
Mult. editors:
Me: damn it, it was too subtle
Luka to the poets: "It's a jacket."
February 13, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Luka to the poets: "It's a jacket."
Reading that @davidjroth.bsky.social bit about RFK wanting to see whether he can die or not and realizing ending vaccinations is about RFK booby trapping his own backyard: Come and get me, sicko sick people
February 13, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Reading that @davidjroth.bsky.social bit about RFK wanting to see whether he can die or not and realizing ending vaccinations is about RFK booby trapping his own backyard: Come and get me, sicko sick people
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It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
February 12, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It doesn't explain his relationship to the rest of the human race but a big part of RFK Jr.'s broader damage is clearly trying to find out if he can die. I guess if I had lived a life like his and was somehow still around drinking out of puddles at 72 I'd have some questions on that as well.
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I've never seen a ploy designed so perfectly to result in Schumer selling out the party base in a way that allows him to act like he was fooled & lied to later on.
No seriously. They're withdrawing ICE a day before the DHS funding vote and I see a lot of people going "We won!" or even "Why are they doing this now?" and I feel like I'm losing my mind.
Can you establish any fucking motive here? Try real hard.
Can you establish any fucking motive here? Try real hard.
February 12, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I've never seen a ploy designed so perfectly to result in Schumer selling out the party base in a way that allows him to act like he was fooled & lied to later on.
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Rabbits or a ghost parade?
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Rabbits or a ghost parade?
If you don't have a sports section and you don't have a books section and you already said your columnists can only . . . well then . . . .
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
If you don't have a sports section and you don't have a books section and you already said your columnists can only . . . well then . . . .
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holy shit I'm in Bruiser!
I keep the TV on all day and mostly watch news. It is important to stay connected to the outside world. The news keeps me up to date on all the school shootings and genocides.
CROWS, HUH? by @alexmiller77.bsky.social
www.bruisermag.com/Miller_Crows
CROWS, HUH? by @alexmiller77.bsky.social
www.bruisermag.com/Miller_Crows
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
holy shit I'm in Bruiser!
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JFC.
also
that's THE Ohio State University
also
that's THE Ohio State University
Head of gynecology at Ohio university received $25k every three months from Epstein, documents show
Head of gynecology at Ohio university received quarterly payments from Epstein
Dr Mark Landon allegedly received a series of packages from Epstein between 2001 and 2004, but their contents remains unknown
trib.al
February 12, 2026 at 12:14 AM
JFC.
also
that's THE Ohio State University
also
that's THE Ohio State University
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This is the kind of thing you don't have to say if you're not actually out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process.
Homan: "ICE is a legitimate federal law enforcement agency. We're not out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process."
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
This is the kind of thing you don't have to say if you're not actually out scouring the streets to disappear people or deny people their civil rights or due process.
good writing here bsky.app/profile/rbua...
Wrote about Philip Seymour Hoffman for The Small Bow www.thesmallbow.com/p/like-a-sha...
Like a Shadow Among Other Men
Twelve years without Philip Seymour Hoffman
www.thesmallbow.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:50 PM
good writing here bsky.app/profile/rbua...
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First basketball column of the year AND feat. in our winter issue for the first time in print 🏀
Read LET US NOW PRAISE GIANT MEN | I LOVE BASKETBALL by Liam Baranauskas
Shoutout Metta World Peace conspiracy theories, & non-carbon based life! 💥
southwestreview.com/volume-110-n...
Read LET US NOW PRAISE GIANT MEN | I LOVE BASKETBALL by Liam Baranauskas
Shoutout Metta World Peace conspiracy theories, & non-carbon based life! 💥
southwestreview.com/volume-110-n...
Let Us Now Praise Giant Men | I Love Basketball
By Liam Baranauskas
southwestreview.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
First basketball column of the year AND feat. in our winter issue for the first time in print 🏀
Read LET US NOW PRAISE GIANT MEN | I LOVE BASKETBALL by Liam Baranauskas
Shoutout Metta World Peace conspiracy theories, & non-carbon based life! 💥
southwestreview.com/volume-110-n...
Read LET US NOW PRAISE GIANT MEN | I LOVE BASKETBALL by Liam Baranauskas
Shoutout Metta World Peace conspiracy theories, & non-carbon based life! 💥
southwestreview.com/volume-110-n...