Evelyn
@buneevee.bsky.social
nonbinary transfem lesbian | she/they | 25+ | miscellaneous shitposts, jokes, and hornyposting | 🔞no minors
i finished Imago by @mzakharuk.bsky.social and ohhhh myyyyy godddddd IT'S SO GOOD! one of my favourite works i've read this year! gripping, thrilling, visceral, powerful, i am in love with Ada and Nikola!! it was a struggle to pace myself so i didn't binge it and instead had time to fully enjoy it
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
i finished Imago by @mzakharuk.bsky.social and ohhhh myyyyy godddddd IT'S SO GOOD! one of my favourite works i've read this year! gripping, thrilling, visceral, powerful, i am in love with Ada and Nikola!! it was a struggle to pace myself so i didn't binge it and instead had time to fully enjoy it
when a cat makes cute lil noises at an increasing interval is that a fibonacci squeakuence?
November 23, 2025 at 10:17 AM
when a cat makes cute lil noises at an increasing interval is that a fibonacci squeakuence?
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On this our saddest of days, not only should we remember those of us we have lost, but that we should renew our commitment to fight for a better world, where we can live without fear and hostility against us.
We have always been here, we are here, and we always will be here.
We have always been here, we are here, and we always will be here.
November 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
On this our saddest of days, not only should we remember those of us we have lost, but that we should renew our commitment to fight for a better world, where we can live without fear and hostility against us.
We have always been here, we are here, and we always will be here.
We have always been here, we are here, and we always will be here.
Binge read more Imago on the train today, aaaaaaaaa IT'S SO GOOD!!!
November 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Binge read more Imago on the train today, aaaaaaaaa IT'S SO GOOD!!!
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Please help my bestie Sapphire out if you can! She's an amazing person who doesn't deserve to deal with all of this bullshit!
I'm a broke trans girl with two broken teeth, one is infected, I have an emergency dental surgery for them this Monday but medicaid doesn't cover the $1,968 for the crowns.
(Check my kofi post for more info:)
ko-fi.com/thesapphirew...
#mutualaid #urgentneed #fundsky #helpsky #queer #trans
(Check my kofi post for more info:)
ko-fi.com/thesapphirew...
#mutualaid #urgentneed #fundsky #helpsky #queer #trans
Support The Sapphire World Keeper
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November 15, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Please help my bestie Sapphire out if you can! She's an amazing person who doesn't deserve to deal with all of this bullshit!
Finished The Tyrant Baru Cormorant, really liked it. I feel like each book in the trilogy made me like the previous ones more, even though they have their problems. Definitely shouldn't be a fourth, the story's at a good point to end and the sequel hook was a mistake. Overall, enjoyed the series!
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Finished The Tyrant Baru Cormorant, really liked it. I feel like each book in the trilogy made me like the previous ones more, even though they have their problems. Definitely shouldn't be a fourth, the story's at a good point to end and the sequel hook was a mistake. Overall, enjoyed the series!
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Help, I hear the notification in his voice!!!!
December 4, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Help, I hear the notification in his voice!!!!
okay now i'm another few chapters in there's been less that's just "here is a chapter entirely of dialogue that only serves to tell you the opinions of the characters and not to distinguish their character beyond this, and they all sound the same" but the comphet is increasingly crushing and drab.
halfway through chapter 5 of Emma by Jane Austen, something hit me that i can only describe in fanfic terms. Emma is a prototypical chatfic. entire chapters are just dialogue with barely anything else, barely even "said [name]". characters all talk about the same topics and all sound the same.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
okay now i'm another few chapters in there's been less that's just "here is a chapter entirely of dialogue that only serves to tell you the opinions of the characters and not to distinguish their character beyond this, and they all sound the same" but the comphet is increasingly crushing and drab.
halfway through chapter 5 of Emma by Jane Austen, something hit me that i can only describe in fanfic terms. Emma is a prototypical chatfic. entire chapters are just dialogue with barely anything else, barely even "said [name]". characters all talk about the same topics and all sound the same.
November 7, 2025 at 11:44 AM
halfway through chapter 5 of Emma by Jane Austen, something hit me that i can only describe in fanfic terms. Emma is a prototypical chatfic. entire chapters are just dialogue with barely anything else, barely even "said [name]". characters all talk about the same topics and all sound the same.
i started reading Imago by @mzakharuk.bsky.social yesterday and omgggg it's so good! i'm one chapter in and so hooked, and i just thought "hey, Zakharuk is a familiar name", checked her bluesky, and realised that she's also Emma of dolphindiaries and Cracked Ivory?! waow (based based based) dot jpeg
November 7, 2025 at 10:44 AM
i started reading Imago by @mzakharuk.bsky.social yesterday and omgggg it's so good! i'm one chapter in and so hooked, and i just thought "hey, Zakharuk is a familiar name", checked her bluesky, and realised that she's also Emma of dolphindiaries and Cracked Ivory?! waow (based based based) dot jpeg
fuck, maybe i should take my own advice and get around to those novel ideas i have and actually self-pub them. it's not going to make itself exist if i don't.
October 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
fuck, maybe i should take my own advice and get around to those novel ideas i have and actually self-pub them. it's not going to make itself exist if i don't.
british spy looking askance at a bottle on the dinner table: "i like hot sauce, especially when it's served at the correct temperature of ninety-eight-point-four degrees fahrenheit."
August 11, 2025 at 8:33 AM
british spy looking askance at a bottle on the dinner table: "i like hot sauce, especially when it's served at the correct temperature of ninety-eight-point-four degrees fahrenheit."
me barely even a month ago: "maybe it's finally time for me to publish original ideas as a trans indie author? i've got some original novels i want to write and itch would allow me to do that. i'm so excited!"
me today: "nevermind" 🙃🙃🙃
(teach me to ever feel excited or hopeful, ugh)
me today: "nevermind" 🙃🙃🙃
(teach me to ever feel excited or hopeful, ugh)
July 24, 2025 at 7:29 AM
me barely even a month ago: "maybe it's finally time for me to publish original ideas as a trans indie author? i've got some original novels i want to write and itch would allow me to do that. i'm so excited!"
me today: "nevermind" 🙃🙃🙃
(teach me to ever feel excited or hopeful, ugh)
me today: "nevermind" 🙃🙃🙃
(teach me to ever feel excited or hopeful, ugh)
Modern Nightclub/Bar AU fanfic Richard III: "Now is the winter of our discothèque."
July 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Modern Nightclub/Bar AU fanfic Richard III: "Now is the winter of our discothèque."
me reading TLT: "i have never hated a character as much as the Emperor."
me then reading Dorley: "i have never hated a character as much as Dorothy."
me reading RCBG: "i have never hated a character as much as Jeff."
me reading RCBG Chapter 17: "I HAVE NEVER HATED A CHARACTER AS— (etc)"
me then reading Dorley: "i have never hated a character as much as Dorothy."
me reading RCBG: "i have never hated a character as much as Jeff."
me reading RCBG Chapter 17: "I HAVE NEVER HATED A CHARACTER AS— (etc)"
July 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
me reading TLT: "i have never hated a character as much as the Emperor."
me then reading Dorley: "i have never hated a character as much as Dorothy."
me reading RCBG: "i have never hated a character as much as Jeff."
me reading RCBG Chapter 17: "I HAVE NEVER HATED A CHARACTER AS— (etc)"
me then reading Dorley: "i have never hated a character as much as Dorothy."
me reading RCBG: "i have never hated a character as much as Jeff."
me reading RCBG Chapter 17: "I HAVE NEVER HATED A CHARACTER AS— (etc)"
spit or swallow? no, secret third thing. sublingual hits your bloodstream faster!
July 17, 2025 at 10:02 AM
spit or swallow? no, secret third thing. sublingual hits your bloodstream faster!
trying to decide which cheese i have to remove from my cheeseboard again. i really need to hire a chedditor.
July 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
trying to decide which cheese i have to remove from my cheeseboard again. i really need to hire a chedditor.
I finished 'The Library Thief' by Kuchenga Shenjé this morning, and needed to read more of something beautiful so badly I read 'Dulhaniyaa' by Talia Bhatt in a single sitting 😭😭😭😭 Massively recommend both books, my heart is bursting aaaaaaaaaa
June 21, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I finished 'The Library Thief' by Kuchenga Shenjé this morning, and needed to read more of something beautiful so badly I read 'Dulhaniyaa' by Talia Bhatt in a single sitting 😭😭😭😭 Massively recommend both books, my heart is bursting aaaaaaaaaa
"Defibrillator? Well it's certainly not defibrinow," I cackle, doing donuts on my bicycle before racing away from the ambulance.
They catch me three days later, after my heart explodes like a racehorse.
They catch me three days later, after my heart explodes like a racehorse.
June 21, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"Defibrillator? Well it's certainly not defibrinow," I cackle, doing donuts on my bicycle before racing away from the ambulance.
They catch me three days later, after my heart explodes like a racehorse.
They catch me three days later, after my heart explodes like a racehorse.
Diogenes making dress go spinny: "Behold, a ma'am. 🥲"
June 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Diogenes making dress go spinny: "Behold, a ma'am. 🥲"
winning gold medal in the eepy contest because i slept through the whole thing by mistake
April 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
winning gold medal in the eepy contest because i slept through the whole thing by mistake
arriving at a movie premiere that's fully booked by trans people and there are no tickets left, because I'm E.T., the Extra Transsexual
April 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
arriving at a movie premiere that's fully booked by trans people and there are no tickets left, because I'm E.T., the Extra Transsexual
a lot of stoats struggle to interpret their own life 😔 ermineutical injustice is serious business
March 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
a lot of stoats struggle to interpret their own life 😔 ermineutical injustice is serious business
seeing how talia, bee, and aria (and others) are being harassed makes me want to leave this site. i made an account here to just post silly little jokes and keep up with a few accounts. i hoped it wouldn't be as horrendous as other sites, but so many people on here are so deeply racist and cruel
February 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
seeing how talia, bee, and aria (and others) are being harassed makes me want to leave this site. i made an account here to just post silly little jokes and keep up with a few accounts. i hoped it wouldn't be as horrendous as other sites, but so many people on here are so deeply racist and cruel
me before: "eh, i haven't listened to chappell roan, she seems cool but i almost never enjoy pop so—"
me now: "👷♀️🫴🔵 guess i'm listening to chappell roan now"
me now: "👷♀️🫴🔵 guess i'm listening to chappell roan now"
"I would not be here without trans girls"
alright make me cry why don't you
alright make me cry why don't you
February 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
me before: "eh, i haven't listened to chappell roan, she seems cool but i almost never enjoy pop so—"
me now: "👷♀️🫴🔵 guess i'm listening to chappell roan now"
me now: "👷♀️🫴🔵 guess i'm listening to chappell roan now"