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Personal account. Unions are good. Climate change is bad but we can fix it.
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Elon Musk is not, in fact, a genius: Episode 3409834
BREAKING: “in my 24th year of my quest to settle the planet Mars, I have just been informed of a basic fact of celestial mechanics.”
February 9, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Elon Musk is not, in fact, a genius: Episode 3409834
Denny is right; it’s not all about you
It’s all about me.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
It’s all about me.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
I would never tell folks how to post but I would say this site would be better if everyone didn't personalize everything. Not everything is about you. It's a freeing thought!
February 9, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Denny is right; it’s not all about you
It’s all about me.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
It’s all about me.
Thank you for your attention to this matter
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Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Every Super Bowl ad was just “HEY REMEMBER THIS SHIT? HUH? YOU REMEMBER THE POP CULTURE YOU CONSUMED THAT ONE TIME IN YOUR LIFE WHEN NOT ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING FUCKING SUCKED. REMEMBER THAT?? brought to you by a company causing your electric bill to increase 287%”
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Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Birnam Wood has come to Dunsinane
Show us fan on the field you cowards
February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Show us fan on the field you cowards
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Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat
February 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Budweiser Super Bowl Commercial Leaves Man Hankering For Clydesdale Meat
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Hi I’m convicted rapist Mike Tyson here to remind you that fat people are gross
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Hi I’m convicted rapist Mike Tyson here to remind you that fat people are gross
Budweiser gonna get hate mail about from all the millennial birders about what a juvenile bald eagle looks like
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Budweiser gonna get hate mail about from all the millennial birders about what a juvenile bald eagle looks like
The “and we’re the Cleveland Browns! We punt!” guy from Instagram is having a great night
February 9, 2026 at 1:19 AM
The “and we’re the Cleveland Browns! We punt!” guy from Instagram is having a great night
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Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Turning Point USA Halftime Show Opens With Snake-Handling Preacher
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A tradition like none other
For the 11th time, here it is:
What Time Does 'What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?' Start?
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What Time Does 'What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?' Start?
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What Time Does "What Time Does The Super Bowl Start?" Start? | Defector
Well well well. Well WELL well! My sources tell me it’s a big weekend for the Bay Area , in the sense that luminaries such as Bad Bunny, Tom Brady, and Kalyn Kahler have descended upon San Francisco t...
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February 6, 2026 at 9:20 PM
A tradition like none other
@titonka.bsky.social Danielle I have an important news question for you:
Have you watched the new Muppet show and if so, what did you think?
Have you watched the new Muppet show and if so, what did you think?
February 6, 2026 at 2:21 AM
@titonka.bsky.social Danielle I have an important news question for you:
Have you watched the new Muppet show and if so, what did you think?
Have you watched the new Muppet show and if so, what did you think?
“Live your life so that people don’t celebrate your death on social media” is a good life lesson but “live your life so that people remember you the way people remember Dan McQuade” is a better one.
RIP to the realest one
RIP to the realest one
The fellas remember Dan McQuade, on a new episode of The Distraction: defector.com/the-last-may...
The Last Mayor Of Philadelphia | Defector
The understanding that we have reached when we’ve talked about it, to the extent we’ve talked about it at all, is that The Distraction should try to be a good hang even in bad times. This is dependent...
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February 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
“Live your life so that people don’t celebrate your death on social media” is a good life lesson but “live your life so that people remember you the way people remember Dan McQuade” is a better one.
RIP to the realest one
RIP to the realest one
Just Susan Collins all the way down
over the next 3 years, be ready for seeing a lot of coverage of Republican lawmakers, business leaders, university leaders who did absolutely nothing to stall Trump (on the contrary) — about how *actually* they were wringing their hands all along. www.nytimes.com/2026/02/05/u...
February 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Just Susan Collins all the way down
*Immediately grabs “Waller vs. Wildstorm” off of my shelf*
@wyden.senate.gov's record of warning that there is deep and constitutionally-serious dirt being done by the intelligence agencies in secret is unblemished. The vaguer he is, the filthier the dirt is. This is the vaguest I've ever seen him
Ron Wyden Only Talks Like This When The Spies Do Something *Real* Bad
No, I don't know what they did. But I have a lot of experience with the senator
www.forever-wars.com
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
*Immediately grabs “Waller vs. Wildstorm” off of my shelf*
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Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
February 5, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Really nuts how many men were like "Me Too went too far, and I need to email Jeffrey Epstein about it."
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I've got about 100 packs of valentines left!
I'll be packing them up this afternoon and hitting the post office tomorrow.
They're cute as hell, each has a fact about the animal on the front of the card inside ❤️🐟❤️
Valentines support @skypeascientist.bsky.social!
Art by @aprilfinfrock.bsky.social
I'll be packing them up this afternoon and hitting the post office tomorrow.
They're cute as hell, each has a fact about the animal on the front of the card inside ❤️🐟❤️
Valentines support @skypeascientist.bsky.social!
Art by @aprilfinfrock.bsky.social
February 5, 2026 at 5:45 PM
I've got about 100 packs of valentines left!
I'll be packing them up this afternoon and hitting the post office tomorrow.
They're cute as hell, each has a fact about the animal on the front of the card inside ❤️🐟❤️
Valentines support @skypeascientist.bsky.social!
Art by @aprilfinfrock.bsky.social
I'll be packing them up this afternoon and hitting the post office tomorrow.
They're cute as hell, each has a fact about the animal on the front of the card inside ❤️🐟❤️
Valentines support @skypeascientist.bsky.social!
Art by @aprilfinfrock.bsky.social
I’m an absolute nerd so I *of course* have heard of menhaden before and I want to highlight Backcountry Hunters and Anglers (who aren’t on Bluesky) for really leading the charge with the hook and bullet community to promote conservation measures for this fish
You've never heard of the menhaden, but every fish that you eat has. It's the Velvet Underground of fish and its population is collapsing
February 5, 2026 at 1:59 PM
I’m an absolute nerd so I *of course* have heard of menhaden before and I want to highlight Backcountry Hunters and Anglers (who aren’t on Bluesky) for really leading the charge with the hook and bullet community to promote conservation measures for this fish
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steve bannon is so fat that when he surrounds the polls, he SURROUNDS the polls
i think people should consider the extent to which bannon, a known bullshit artist, knows that you will see this and panic. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Steve Bannon says ICE will ‘surround the polls’ as Trump doubles down on taking over elections
Trump doubled down on his comments to nationalize voting Tuesday during an Oval Office press conference. “If you think about it, a state is an agent for the federal government in elections,” Trump sai...
www.democracydocket.com
February 5, 2026 at 7:07 AM
steve bannon is so fat that when he surrounds the polls, he SURROUNDS the polls
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I kinda believe the botched dick implant rumors just because it would explain his arc
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
February 5, 2026 at 3:08 AM
I kinda believe the botched dick implant rumors just because it would explain his arc
I think Jerry is just being Jerry here but Eddie Bauer makes fleece lined khakis AND they are going out of business and closing all of their retail stores so if you can get to a physical Eddie Bauer store BUY THESE PANTS
I have worn a pair every day since the weather got frigid they rule.
I have worn a pair every day since the weather got frigid they rule.
they should invent hard pants on the outside that are soft pants on the inside
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 AM
I think Jerry is just being Jerry here but Eddie Bauer makes fleece lined khakis AND they are going out of business and closing all of their retail stores so if you can get to a physical Eddie Bauer store BUY THESE PANTS
I have worn a pair every day since the weather got frigid they rule.
I have worn a pair every day since the weather got frigid they rule.
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Today's advice column, brought to you by @summerbrennan.bsky.social, is to link arms with somebody nearby who's in cahoots with the forces of
good.
good.
January 31, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Today's advice column, brought to you by @summerbrennan.bsky.social, is to link arms with somebody nearby who's in cahoots with the forces of
good.
good.