Byron P. Dye 🔻
@byronpdye.com
I live in a barn. Garden variety homo. The white horse rides in conquest. Peace to you human.
My stuff: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:h52nyfiwl2qyhoary7n2hx76/lists/3mar5az7rus2x
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I do think that if you have never had the experience of watching professionals perform shakespeare you may not understand how *resonant* it remains. it’s not stuffy at all. it can feel essential
February 6, 2026 at 4:24 AM
I do think that if you have never had the experience of watching professionals perform shakespeare you may not understand how *resonant* it remains. it’s not stuffy at all. it can feel essential
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SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
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Furikake seared ahi save me
February 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Furikake seared ahi save me
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2020: People don't read emails
2026: People don't read texts
2030: People's eyes are closed
2034: People's lips are turning blue
2026: People don't read texts
2030: People's eyes are closed
2034: People's lips are turning blue
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
2020: People don't read emails
2026: People don't read texts
2030: People's eyes are closed
2034: People's lips are turning blue
2026: People don't read texts
2030: People's eyes are closed
2034: People's lips are turning blue
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Slow cooked pork loin in honey, garlic and soy sauce....potato and stir fried greens, mushrooms and spring onions.
Made a gravy with the liquid and was amazing!
Made a gravy with the liquid and was amazing!
February 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Slow cooked pork loin in honey, garlic and soy sauce....potato and stir fried greens, mushrooms and spring onions.
Made a gravy with the liquid and was amazing!
Made a gravy with the liquid and was amazing!
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I sent this in a work gc and no one has responded in hours
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 AM
I sent this in a work gc and no one has responded in hours
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This little doofus managed to tear out one of her toenails, which we learned when my kid found bloody chicken footprints in the snow. After some cleaning and bandaging, she's spending the night in a shaving-lined dog crate in our mud room.
Chickens! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chickens! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
February 5, 2026 at 2:26 AM
This little doofus managed to tear out one of her toenails, which we learned when my kid found bloody chicken footprints in the snow. After some cleaning and bandaging, she's spending the night in a shaving-lined dog crate in our mud room.
Chickens! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chickens! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Foxes dinner tonight,scrambled egg with broc & cabbage,raw chicken pieces. 🦊
February 5, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Foxes dinner tonight,scrambled egg with broc & cabbage,raw chicken pieces. 🦊
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Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
February 6, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Statistically, you're much better off if you don't believe anything is butter
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I smile every time I see one of the new mail trucks—they're the anti-Cybertruck.
February 5, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I smile every time I see one of the new mail trucks—they're the anti-Cybertruck.
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one of the few perks of living in Texas is you're in close enough proximity to a farm or a suburbanite raising chickens in their backyard that sometimes you go to the hardware store and they have the Little Birdies out.
I would pay money to pet them, Tractor Supply leaving money on the table here
I would pay money to pet them, Tractor Supply leaving money on the table here
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
one of the few perks of living in Texas is you're in close enough proximity to a farm or a suburbanite raising chickens in their backyard that sometimes you go to the hardware store and they have the Little Birdies out.
I would pay money to pet them, Tractor Supply leaving money on the table here
I would pay money to pet them, Tractor Supply leaving money on the table here
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if your post doesn't get 300 likes within 30 seconds of posting it, give up and move to mastadon
February 6, 2026 at 3:11 AM
if your post doesn't get 300 likes within 30 seconds of posting it, give up and move to mastadon
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Homemade chicken stir fry for supper.
February 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Homemade chicken stir fry for supper.
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If your dog need to have his ears and tail mutilated in order to win a dog show then fuck you and fuck your dog show.
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
If your dog need to have his ears and tail mutilated in order to win a dog show then fuck you and fuck your dog show.
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How about a loosely related Tortalini carbonara with mushrooms and crispy bacon? It’s cool enough to cook here in Melbourne right now! #letscook #tortalinicarbonara #feedthefamily #coolerweather
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 AM
How about a loosely related Tortalini carbonara with mushrooms and crispy bacon? It’s cool enough to cook here in Melbourne right now! #letscook #tortalinicarbonara #feedthefamily #coolerweather
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Cake and milk from the jug 😬😂 #oilpainting #art
February 6, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Cake and milk from the jug 😬😂 #oilpainting #art
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Sleep well lovely people! 😊
Good Morning Cat GIF
ALT: Good Morning Cat GIF
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February 5, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Sleep well lovely people! 😊
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Forged deep within the focus groups of Mount Doom...
February 5, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Forged deep within the focus groups of Mount Doom...
Feel illicit using the Speed Queen
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Feel illicit using the Speed Queen
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Magic mushrooms my ass. I ate some and nothing magical happened for the entire 2,000 years I spent living on a rainbow and herding unicorns.
February 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Magic mushrooms my ass. I ate some and nothing magical happened for the entire 2,000 years I spent living on a rainbow and herding unicorns.
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February 6, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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The Toronto Reference Library in Toronto, Ontario was designed by architect Raymond Moriyama in 1977.
Photo by Abhi Mehta
Photo by Abhi Mehta
February 6, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The Toronto Reference Library in Toronto, Ontario was designed by architect Raymond Moriyama in 1977.
Photo by Abhi Mehta
Photo by Abhi Mehta
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welp I managed to get out of jury duty but unfortunately there were no survivors
February 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
welp I managed to get out of jury duty but unfortunately there were no survivors
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Him: how do you want your eggs?
Me: outside the control of the patriarchy
Him: so definitely not poached?
Me: outside the control of the patriarchy
Him: so definitely not poached?
November 15, 2024 at 4:19 PM
Him: how do you want your eggs?
Me: outside the control of the patriarchy
Him: so definitely not poached?
Me: outside the control of the patriarchy
Him: so definitely not poached?