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@canadaslady.bsky.social
· Aug 13
My kid said last night ‘mummy I bet when people come over to our house they think we’re rich’ & I’m like oh yeah why’s that?
He says ‘because we have such a fancy air conditioner’
Nobody tell him actually rich people hide AC inside their walls. Statement piece air conditioners are where it’s at.
He says ‘because we have such a fancy air conditioner’
Nobody tell him actually rich people hide AC inside their walls. Statement piece air conditioners are where it’s at.
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Proof that too many people are so uneducated on how basic services work. The us needs to really address the lack of factual information and knowledge of the world in which you live in. This is beyond shocking.
December 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Proof that too many people are so uneducated on how basic services work. The us needs to really address the lack of factual information and knowledge of the world in which you live in. This is beyond shocking.
Don’t worry I haven’t quit.
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don’t worry I haven’t quit.
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the aztec empire didn't have a single cheesecake factory
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
the aztec empire didn't have a single cheesecake factory
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Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
November 29, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Dance like everyone wishes they weren’t watching
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BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
BATMAN: you either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
DRIVE-THRU WINDOW: sir, do you want fries or not
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This afternoon, I informed the Prime Minister of my decision to resign as Minister of Canadian Identity and Culture, Minister responsible for Official Languages, Minister of Nature and Parks Canada, as well as his Lieutenant in Quebec.
You can find my full statement below.
You can find my full statement below.
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This afternoon, I informed the Prime Minister of my decision to resign as Minister of Canadian Identity and Culture, Minister responsible for Official Languages, Minister of Nature and Parks Canada, as well as his Lieutenant in Quebec.
You can find my full statement below.
You can find my full statement below.
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in every group therapy setting there is one patient secretly marked for death if the other patients can discover and kill them they will be mentally healed
November 26, 2025 at 4:11 AM
in every group therapy setting there is one patient secretly marked for death if the other patients can discover and kill them they will be mentally healed
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paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
November 23, 2025 at 7:19 AM
paint me like one of the made up scenarios in your head
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The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The feminine urge to move to a mysterious town with a lot of suspected animal attacks
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This wedding could have been an email.
October 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This wedding could have been an email.
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34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death.
adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
October 22, 2025 at 7:42 PM
34 people killed in 50 days. Their guilt or innocence unknown, for an alleged crime that doesn't carry a death sentence. That's a lot of death.
adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
adamisacson.com/boat-strikes/
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I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
I'll just floss tomorrow
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I'll just floss tomorrow
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PRO-TIP: When lost alone in the woods, always ask the first bear you see for directions. He will eat you, and then you will no longer be lost, because you will be dead.
October 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
PRO-TIP: When lost alone in the woods, always ask the first bear you see for directions. He will eat you, and then you will no longer be lost, because you will be dead.
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AHEM:
Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.
October 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
AHEM:
Anyway. Here’s Wonderwall.
October 17, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Anyway. Here’s Wonderwall.
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salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
October 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
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I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
September 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I know for a fact that Antifa is not an organization because I don't get emails from them asking for money.
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1 hippy throwing a kale and quinoa salad at another hippy, is not my definition of, "war torn".
September 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
1 hippy throwing a kale and quinoa salad at another hippy, is not my definition of, "war torn".
Friday night divine choreography is always my favourite. A little choppy because we only learn the choreo in an hours class for one week.
September 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Friday night divine choreography is always my favourite. A little choppy because we only learn the choreo in an hours class for one week.
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Being an 8th grade spelling bee champ has not been the pussy magnet I expected. I’m not mad, just a little a-p-o-p-l-e-c-t-i-c
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Being an 8th grade spelling bee champ has not been the pussy magnet I expected. I’m not mad, just a little a-p-o-p-l-e-c-t-i-c
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first date idea: we binge watch Star Trek: The Next Generation
hello? okay yeah she hung up
hello? okay yeah she hung up
September 25, 2025 at 12:41 AM
first date idea: we binge watch Star Trek: The Next Generation
hello? okay yeah she hung up
hello? okay yeah she hung up
Please let the dude who calls people ‘dipshit’ online not be the next president.
September 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Please let the dude who calls people ‘dipshit’ online not be the next president.
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Trickle-down economics has never worked. Unless you count the CEO's piss trickling down on the heads of the devoted employees.
September 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Trickle-down economics has never worked. Unless you count the CEO's piss trickling down on the heads of the devoted employees.
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When Trump undermines science in the U.S., Austria steps in.
The Austrian Academy of Sciences just launched a program bringing researchers from MIT, Harvard, Princeton & more to Vienna.
They call it Brain Gain — turning America’s loss into Europe’s win.
#BrainGain #Science #TrumpEffect
The Austrian Academy of Sciences just launched a program bringing researchers from MIT, Harvard, Princeton & more to Vienna.
They call it Brain Gain — turning America’s loss into Europe’s win.
#BrainGain #Science #TrumpEffect
September 25, 2025 at 7:33 AM
When Trump undermines science in the U.S., Austria steps in.
The Austrian Academy of Sciences just launched a program bringing researchers from MIT, Harvard, Princeton & more to Vienna.
They call it Brain Gain — turning America’s loss into Europe’s win.
#BrainGain #Science #TrumpEffect
The Austrian Academy of Sciences just launched a program bringing researchers from MIT, Harvard, Princeton & more to Vienna.
They call it Brain Gain — turning America’s loss into Europe’s win.
#BrainGain #Science #TrumpEffect
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Welcome to hell. Please take a leaf blower
November 22, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Welcome to hell. Please take a leaf blower