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Incubus Woods 🍑🍆 🏴
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AUDHD, exmo gender egalitarian 30m living in utah, i'm into exercise and nutrition, politics and philosphy. i'm willing to chat about a wide variety of topics, and love to have fun learning.
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That crowd will never listen to a woman.
December 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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At least some of it is from Anglo-American desperation to rehab Rommel after the war so they could more easily sell their publics on allying with West Germany in the 50s
December 6, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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I can't put my finger on it but Michael Bublé has a very punchable voice
December 4, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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If there's one thing liberals excel at it's finding new ways to say "enjoy the camps"
December 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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i don’t get why anyone still uses it. Its just a hotbed of scams and unhinged behavior. doesnt help anyone actually get hired.
December 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Do you have any idea how hard everyone is working to keep cars the center of our universe?
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Attorney Siri makes the utterly disingenuous statement that the scientific community hasn’t studied whether vaccines “don’t cause” autism.

You can’t prove a negative using the scientific method. He’s been told this many times.
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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The international space station cost, over its entire lifetime, about 150 billion, or just under twice the amount zuck pissed up a wall for his shitty second life clone. A modern U.S. navy nuclear aircraft carrier costs about 13 billion. 77 billion with this little to show for it is comical.
December 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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the issue isn't that it wasn't profitable, it's that it wasn't useful. They went to work and made nothing with utility or artistic value. Their labor was wasted on a billionaire's folly.
December 6, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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This is such corpo execuspeak when fact of the matter is, that the biggest issue is the executive class in charge of the industry, we pay billions to, who dont give a shit about the workers, the art, etc. but gladly will sink all the money into no shit obvious bad ideas
December 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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The "advertiser-safe" bit hit the nail. These guys like Zuckerberg, Musk, etc. couldn't care less about making good games that people want to keep playing. They care about making paid content factories.
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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She is the last thing we need.
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Normalize the dismantling of intrusive, nonconsensual surveillance technologies
December 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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Duhhhh I think we shouldn't be racist [2k likes]
December 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Throwback to that “What’s your most niche ethical position” thread that quickly devolved into posting fringe, too-hot-for-Bluesky takes like “Rehabilitative justice should replace punitive justice!” and “Car-dependent infrastructure is bad!”.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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Whenever you see this image on Bluesky you're about to read a brave post outlining a passionate and principled stand that literally 100% of this site's userbase already agrees with.
December 5, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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And waiting for marriage and being monogamous only protects you if your partner is also a virgin who never cheats. Are you going to gamble your child's life on the hope that her future spouse never strays?
December 5, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Seriously. I didn’t even think I was gonna get promiscuous when I got older but I did. I calmed down and settled down eventually but having some fun and discovering yourself for a while shouldn’t condemn you to cancer. Though a worrying number of religious freaks think it should.
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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Since becoming a parent I have not, in fact, understood the parents who say “if you were a parent you’d understand” about vaccine hesitancy. Being in charge of this fragile little miracle has me saying things like “give her all the vaccines. Turn this baby into a pincushion” to doctors
December 5, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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All it takes is a few days where your phone is broken and you realize

"Oh I'm not addicted to *my* phone, I literally am not allowed to do most stuff if I don't have one"
December 5, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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This senior in his 80th year to heaven, to paraphrase Dylan Thomas, manages this smartphone, a desktop running Linux and three Raspberry Pis very well, thank you.
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Universal Basic Income and universal healthcare will unleash a 2nd renaissance beyond our wildest dreams.
#UniversalHealthcare
#UBI
December 4, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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I need people to understand the truth of this post because literally every week at least once I am asked "so who do I report the judge to when they get something wrong?"
This is so common though! So many people just believe that Someone Will Sort It All Out and that there's ultimately a Boss Of Everything who sort of keeps things in line. They genuinely don't know that politics is real and not just a game they play.
December 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM