Caped Jackass
@capedja.bsky.social
Nebraskan now calling Minneapolis home.
I post recipes, political takes, and lots of waterfall and pet pictures.
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I post recipes, political takes, and lots of waterfall and pet pictures.
Subscribed to @racketmn.bsky.social, @tpm.bsky.social, and @Wired.com.
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THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAID HE'S TOO BUSY TRYING TO BRING DOWN HEALTHCARE COSTS TO COMMENT LMFAAOOOOO
Mike Johnson dodged and says he won’t give running commentary when I ask about Trump doubling down on his Rob Reiner comments
December 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAID HE'S TOO BUSY TRYING TO BRING DOWN HEALTHCARE COSTS TO COMMENT LMFAAOOOOO
How a functional democracy acts.
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws. n.pr/48UTa7g
Australia announces strict new gun laws. Here's how it can act so swiftly
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws.
n.pr
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
How a functional democracy acts.
We need to start brainstorming ideas for what will be the traditions practiced on this upcoming holiday.
-Giving strangers compliments?
-We all cook steaks appropriately to medium-rare?
-We wear extra long ties that say “Ding-Dong the Bitch is Dead”?
-Giving strangers compliments?
-We all cook steaks appropriately to medium-rare?
-We wear extra long ties that say “Ding-Dong the Bitch is Dead”?
For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We need to start brainstorming ideas for what will be the traditions practiced on this upcoming holiday.
-Giving strangers compliments?
-We all cook steaks appropriately to medium-rare?
-We wear extra long ties that say “Ding-Dong the Bitch is Dead”?
-Giving strangers compliments?
-We all cook steaks appropriately to medium-rare?
-We wear extra long ties that say “Ding-Dong the Bitch is Dead”?
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The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.
Q: A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Rob Reiner. Do you stand by it?
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.
Trump is a shitty human and a useless leader.
Q: Has Kash Patel told you why it's been so difficult for the FBI to identify who the shooter is?
TRUMP: It's always difficult. So far we're done a very good job of it with Charlie, with the various times this has happened. You'll have to ask the school about that.
TRUMP: It's always difficult. So far we're done a very good job of it with Charlie, with the various times this has happened. You'll have to ask the school about that.
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Trump is a shitty human and a useless leader.
Any elected GOPers who don’t openly call for an apology from Trump should have toilets installed as their headstone.
If elected, this will be one of my legislative priorities.
If elected, this will be one of my legislative priorities.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Any elected GOPers who don’t openly call for an apology from Trump should have toilets installed as their headstone.
If elected, this will be one of my legislative priorities.
If elected, this will be one of my legislative priorities.
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remember how there was a nationwide manhunt for everyone who'd ever said something mean about charlie kirk
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
remember how there was a nationwide manhunt for everyone who'd ever said something mean about charlie kirk
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I am totally serious about this: file articles of impeachment over this specifically
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I am totally serious about this: file articles of impeachment over this specifically
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Republican congressman 👇🏽
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Republican congressman 👇🏽
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Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
December 15, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Just a reminder that at least 600 Americans were fired for failing to show sufficient respect after Charlie Kirk's murder.
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Here's Trump saying Rob Reiner is dead because he made people mad with his "Trump Derangement Syndrome."
Absolutely insane.
It's a real post by the president of the United States, who has the nuclear codes.
Absolutely insane.
It's a real post by the president of the United States, who has the nuclear codes.
December 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Here's Trump saying Rob Reiner is dead because he made people mad with his "Trump Derangement Syndrome."
Absolutely insane.
It's a real post by the president of the United States, who has the nuclear codes.
Absolutely insane.
It's a real post by the president of the United States, who has the nuclear codes.
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I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.
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I’ve been seeing this cover over and over and I just…
In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
I guess it's fitting that it's a reimagined, worse version of someone else's artwork
December 14, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I’ve been seeing this cover over and over and I just…
In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
In the original you’re aware of the horror of falling, but the body positions of the workers are solid on the beam. Here, most of them should be falling off, yet they don’t, because they live in an unreal, consequence-free space.
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Imagine admiring such a little bitch
Q: At the end of this year, those extended Obamacare subsidies expire. What's your message to those 24m Americans who will see their premiums go up?
TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
TRUMP: Don't make it sound so bad. Obviously you're a sycophant for Democrats. You're obviously a provider of bad news for Republicans.
December 13, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Imagine admiring such a little bitch
We have a few rooms with smart lights and every time my wife says something like, “Hey Alexa, turn on bedroom lights” I fight saying, “Bedroom lights, have you seen my legs recently, want me to flex?”
I live a tough life.
I live a tough life.
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
We have a few rooms with smart lights and every time my wife says something like, “Hey Alexa, turn on bedroom lights” I fight saying, “Bedroom lights, have you seen my legs recently, want me to flex?”
I live a tough life.
I live a tough life.
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Watch the whole thing. Absolutely chilling.
MINNEAPOLIS: “All I did was step outside as a Somali American citizen, and I got chased by a masked person, assaulted, kidnapped. It was inhumane. If this is what’s happening to a 🇺🇸 citizen on camera, imagine what could happen to your loved ones.”
December 11, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Watch the whole thing. Absolutely chilling.
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Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam
This is where we're at now.
This is where we're at now.
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam
This is where we're at now.
This is where we're at now.
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soft music. is it time to have that talk with grandpa?
Q: “You said you would have no problem with releasing the full video of that strike on September 2nd.”
Trump: “I didn’t say that. You said that. I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news.”
Trump on Dec. 3: “Whatever they have, we’d certainly release. No problem.”
Trump: “I didn’t say that. You said that. I didn’t say that. This is ABC fake news.”
Trump on Dec. 3: “Whatever they have, we’d certainly release. No problem.”
December 9, 2025 at 8:24 PM
soft music. is it time to have that talk with grandpa?
Who is the President right now?
Why is the press fully on board with covering this up?
He doesn’t know who he is pardoning, he has no control over who is launching missiles at people floating on debris, wtf?
If you know a journalist, yell at them.
Why is the press fully on board with covering this up?
He doesn’t know who he is pardoning, he has no control over who is launching missiles at people floating on debris, wtf?
If you know a journalist, yell at them.
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Who is the President right now?
Why is the press fully on board with covering this up?
He doesn’t know who he is pardoning, he has no control over who is launching missiles at people floating on debris, wtf?
If you know a journalist, yell at them.
Why is the press fully on board with covering this up?
He doesn’t know who he is pardoning, he has no control over who is launching missiles at people floating on debris, wtf?
If you know a journalist, yell at them.
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"Who are the people who told you this? What are their names?"
I'm sorry but journalism isn't rocket science -- ask a follow up question!
I'm sorry but journalism isn't rocket science -- ask a follow up question!
POLITICO: You pardoned the former president of Honduras even though he was convicted in a massive intl drug trafficking scheme. How is that 0 tolerance on drug trafficking?
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
TRUMP: Well I don't know him and I know very little about him other than people said it was like an Obama-Biden type set up
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
"Who are the people who told you this? What are their names?"
I'm sorry but journalism isn't rocket science -- ask a follow up question!
I'm sorry but journalism isn't rocket science -- ask a follow up question!
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Who is the Commander in Chief
POLITICO: Do you believe the second strike was necessary?
TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
TRUMP: Uhhhh. Well it looked like they were trying to turn back over the boat. But I don't get involved in that. That's up to them.
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Who is the Commander in Chief
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Shakopee today.
A dozen vehicles. 15+ ICE agents. All to apprehend one person who wasn’t even home.
This isn’t an effective use of time or resources. This is simply terrorizing a neighborhood and our community.
ICE makes us less safe. End Operation Metro Surge.
A dozen vehicles. 15+ ICE agents. All to apprehend one person who wasn’t even home.
This isn’t an effective use of time or resources. This is simply terrorizing a neighborhood and our community.
ICE makes us less safe. End Operation Metro Surge.
December 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Shakopee today.
A dozen vehicles. 15+ ICE agents. All to apprehend one person who wasn’t even home.
This isn’t an effective use of time or resources. This is simply terrorizing a neighborhood and our community.
ICE makes us less safe. End Operation Metro Surge.
A dozen vehicles. 15+ ICE agents. All to apprehend one person who wasn’t even home.
This isn’t an effective use of time or resources. This is simply terrorizing a neighborhood and our community.
ICE makes us less safe. End Operation Metro Surge.
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I thought y’all were trying to turn the temperature down? To curb toxic posting? To make social media more friendly? How does trolling your own users fit into that mission? Genuine question.
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I thought y’all were trying to turn the temperature down? To curb toxic posting? To make social media more friendly? How does trolling your own users fit into that mission? Genuine question.
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Whoa … this is really strange.
Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone.
🎁 link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone.
🎁 link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
$28 million of cocaine seized off Miami Beach. Three men charged
Coast Guard and CBP seized about 3,715 pounds of cocaine worth $28 million from a 65-foot vessel near Government Cut off Miami Beach; three men were arrested.
www.miamiherald.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Whoa … this is really strange.
Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone.
🎁 link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
Federal law enforcement managed to confiscate almost two tons of cocaine, and arrest 3 suspects, without blowing the boat out of the water or killing anyone.
🎁 link ⤵️
www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...
Can we expect Notre Dame to stop every season as soon as they are eliminated from the playoffs?
This is INCREDIBLY SOFT loser type behavior from such a prestigious program.
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Can we expect Notre Dame to stop every season as soon as they are eliminated from the playoffs?