Caped Jackass
@capedja.bsky.social
Nebraskan now calling Minneapolis home.
I post recipes, political takes, and lots of waterfall and pet pictures.
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I post recipes, political takes, and lots of waterfall and pet pictures.
Subscribed to @racketmn.bsky.social, @tpm.bsky.social, and @Wired.com.
It will still be a few days before the Kash Patel FBI finds him.
WPRI reporting that the suspected Brown U shooter has been found dead in New Hampshire
December 19, 2025 at 2:54 AM
It will still be a few days before the Kash Patel FBI finds him.
There is a mass murderer running free (and seemingly continuing to up the body count), but the Trump DOJ is focused on protecting Don and his friends from their pedophile-friendly past.
Frustration is mounting inside the Justice Department as it races to redact thousands of pages of files related to Jeffrey Epstein before they must be released Friday, multiple sources familiar with the process told CNN. https://cnn.it/44z7tNG
December 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
There is a mass murderer running free (and seemingly continuing to up the body count), but the Trump DOJ is focused on protecting Don and his friends from their pedophile-friendly past.
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Yeah, I welled up. So will you. Please read the whole thing.
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Yeah, I welled up. So will you. Please read the whole thing.
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David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
December 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
David Brooks, who wrote in the NYT last month, "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out" is... in the latest Epstein photo dump published by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
He should absolutely be fired by NYT for this. Major conflict of interest that he didn't disclose.
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I walked into work wearing a Kaepernick jersey and muhfuggers acted like I lit the bitch on fire ( it’s why I did it)
But hey they was taking guidance from a racist pedo
BUT SURE LETS WONDER WHY PEOPLE DON’T GET TEH FACT ITS SATIRE
But hey they was taking guidance from a racist pedo
BUT SURE LETS WONDER WHY PEOPLE DON’T GET TEH FACT ITS SATIRE
David Brooks is now the third alleged Jeffery Epstein associate at the New York Times.
This potentially includes A.G. Sulzberger, the current chairman of the NYT board.
The NYT published this piece by David Brooks about Epstein less than a month ago.
Why did their executive leadership allow this?
This potentially includes A.G. Sulzberger, the current chairman of the NYT board.
The NYT published this piece by David Brooks about Epstein less than a month ago.
Why did their executive leadership allow this?
December 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I walked into work wearing a Kaepernick jersey and muhfuggers acted like I lit the bitch on fire ( it’s why I did it)
But hey they was taking guidance from a racist pedo
BUT SURE LETS WONDER WHY PEOPLE DON’T GET TEH FACT ITS SATIRE
But hey they was taking guidance from a racist pedo
BUT SURE LETS WONDER WHY PEOPLE DON’T GET TEH FACT ITS SATIRE
So, they’ve announced how many contestants will be entering this event, how many are supposed to survive?
Trump announces an "unprecedented four-day athletic event" with "one young man and one young woman from each state and territory"
December 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
So, they’ve announced how many contestants will be entering this event, how many are supposed to survive?
Trump: “The economy is A++++ and the Dems are to blame for the terrible parts of it.”
<Trump then shits himself on stage and passes out.>
NYTimes: “Trump leaves it all on stage as he defends GOP economy.”
<Trump then shits himself on stage and passes out.>
NYTimes: “Trump leaves it all on stage as he defends GOP economy.”
December 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Trump: “The economy is A++++ and the Dems are to blame for the terrible parts of it.”
<Trump then shits himself on stage and passes out.>
NYTimes: “Trump leaves it all on stage as he defends GOP economy.”
<Trump then shits himself on stage and passes out.>
NYTimes: “Trump leaves it all on stage as he defends GOP economy.”
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Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
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Every major news organization should be writing about how insane this is and how, if he takes this country to war (tomorrow?), it is the act of a madman.
Trump: "Venezuela is completely surrounded by the largest Armada ever assembled ... It will only get bigger, and the shock to them will be like nothing they have ever seen before — Until such time as they return to the USA all of the Oil, Land, and other Assets that they previously stole from us."
December 17, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Every major news organization should be writing about how insane this is and how, if he takes this country to war (tomorrow?), it is the act of a madman.
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The best proof that we don't actually need a Senate is that senators themselves never know anything about anything. Get rid of it, use the space for a puppy day care center. Everyone will be happier and get more done.
COLLINS: Do you disagree with Trump's pardon of the former Honduran leader who was also indicted and convicted?
RICK SCOTT: I don't -- I never -- I never met the guy and I don't know anything about it
COLLINS: But do you approve of that pardon?
SCOTT: I don't know much about it
COLLINS: Ok
RICK SCOTT: I don't -- I never -- I never met the guy and I don't know anything about it
COLLINS: But do you approve of that pardon?
SCOTT: I don't know much about it
COLLINS: Ok
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
The best proof that we don't actually need a Senate is that senators themselves never know anything about anything. Get rid of it, use the space for a puppy day care center. Everyone will be happier and get more done.
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I mean, we can't even pretend we're the good guys here. We're just evil motherfuckers led by a madman. Like, you know, Germany in the 1930s.
The is a declaration and act of war without congressional approval, and imperialistic jingoism.
December 17, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I mean, we can't even pretend we're the good guys here. We're just evil motherfuckers led by a madman. Like, you know, Germany in the 1930s.
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I know this is a bold stance in America, but I simply do not believe we should be declaring war on another country for “stealing our oil” when the oil is, in fact, under the ground of that other country
December 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I know this is a bold stance in America, but I simply do not believe we should be declaring war on another country for “stealing our oil” when the oil is, in fact, under the ground of that other country
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This
"No mainstream reporter has the stomach to say, 'By the way, this administration lies all the time and we should assume this is a lie too' after every unsupported statement." They should, because it's true.
Donald Trump and the Power of the Little Lie
The war against Venezuela isn’t about drugs. It’s about the destruction of regular order.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 17, 2025 at 12:31 AM
This
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Every month for the last 77 years, the Bureau of Labor Statistics estimated Americans' unemployment rate
This streak officially dies today.
Staff couldn't survey Americans in Oct. It’s the 1st time in 934 months.
This blind spot will remain forever.
This streak officially dies today.
Staff couldn't survey Americans in Oct. It’s the 1st time in 934 months.
This blind spot will remain forever.
December 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Every month for the last 77 years, the Bureau of Labor Statistics estimated Americans' unemployment rate
This streak officially dies today.
Staff couldn't survey Americans in Oct. It’s the 1st time in 934 months.
This blind spot will remain forever.
This streak officially dies today.
Staff couldn't survey Americans in Oct. It’s the 1st time in 934 months.
This blind spot will remain forever.
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will every NFL game have a moment of silence or is that only for white supremacists who were presenting a racist rationale for our unfettered gun massacre culture when shot
I'm having trouble finding the "America Mourns Rob and Michelle Reiner" piece from the NY Times Editorial Board.
December 16, 2025 at 10:58 AM
will every NFL game have a moment of silence or is that only for white supremacists who were presenting a racist rationale for our unfettered gun massacre culture when shot
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THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAID HE'S TOO BUSY TRYING TO BRING DOWN HEALTHCARE COSTS TO COMMENT LMFAAOOOOO
Mike Johnson dodged and says he won’t give running commentary when I ask about Trump doubling down on his Rob Reiner comments
December 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
THIS MOTHERFUCKER SAID HE'S TOO BUSY TRYING TO BRING DOWN HEALTHCARE COSTS TO COMMENT LMFAAOOOOO
How a functional democracy acts.
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws. n.pr/48UTa7g
Australia announces strict new gun laws. Here's how it can act so swiftly
Less than 48 hours after the deadly attack at Sydney's Bondi Beach that left more than a dozen dead, Australian authorities announced proposals for sweeping new gun laws.
n.pr
December 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
How a functional democracy acts.
We need to start brainstorming ideas for what will be the traditions practiced on this upcoming holiday.
-Giving strangers compliments?
-We all cook steaks appropriately to medium-rare?
-We wear extra long ties that say “Ding-Dong the Bitch is Dead”?
-Giving strangers compliments?
-We all cook steaks appropriately to medium-rare?
-We wear extra long ties that say “Ding-Dong the Bitch is Dead”?
For better or worse, public figures are judged when they die — their character, contributions, beliefs. It's undeniable that millions have mourned Rob Reiner's tragic death, celebrating his talent and contributions. I suspect when a certain public figure kicks the bucket, sentiments wont be the same
December 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
We need to start brainstorming ideas for what will be the traditions practiced on this upcoming holiday.
-Giving strangers compliments?
-We all cook steaks appropriately to medium-rare?
-We wear extra long ties that say “Ding-Dong the Bitch is Dead”?
-Giving strangers compliments?
-We all cook steaks appropriately to medium-rare?
-We wear extra long ties that say “Ding-Dong the Bitch is Dead”?
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The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.
Q: A number of Republicans have denounced your statement on Rob Reiner. Do you stand by it?
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
TRUMP: Well, I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person as far as Trump is concerned.
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
The president is using this apparent family tragedy, which as far as we know had absolutely nothing to do with him, to convey the message that if his fans brutally murder his critics, they will receive his support and approval.
Trump is a shitty human and a useless leader.
Q: Has Kash Patel told you why it's been so difficult for the FBI to identify who the shooter is?
TRUMP: It's always difficult. So far we're done a very good job of it with Charlie, with the various times this has happened. You'll have to ask the school about that.
TRUMP: It's always difficult. So far we're done a very good job of it with Charlie, with the various times this has happened. You'll have to ask the school about that.
December 15, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Trump is a shitty human and a useless leader.
Any elected GOPers who don’t openly call for an apology from Trump should have toilets installed as their headstone.
If elected, this will be one of my legislative priorities.
If elected, this will be one of my legislative priorities.
December 15, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Any elected GOPers who don’t openly call for an apology from Trump should have toilets installed as their headstone.
If elected, this will be one of my legislative priorities.
If elected, this will be one of my legislative priorities.
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remember how there was a nationwide manhunt for everyone who'd ever said something mean about charlie kirk
December 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
remember how there was a nationwide manhunt for everyone who'd ever said something mean about charlie kirk
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I am totally serious about this: file articles of impeachment over this specifically
December 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I am totally serious about this: file articles of impeachment over this specifically