clarissa 🎸
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· Apr 24
if there’s one thing I miss about the bad place it’s seeing this video pop up every two weeks and making my day
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Michael B Jordan and Wunmi Mosaku have been nominated for their first-ever Oscars for their performances in ‘SINNERS’
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
January 22, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Michael B Jordan and Wunmi Mosaku have been nominated for their first-ever Oscars for their performances in ‘SINNERS’
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
See the full nominees list: bit.ly/OscarNoms26
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earthside assistance
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 AM
earthside assistance
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Incapable of understanding how "abolish ICE" was silly but arresting 5 year olds is public policy
January 22, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Incapable of understanding how "abolish ICE" was silly but arresting 5 year olds is public policy
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right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
January 22, 2026 at 12:31 AM
right now the floor for me is abolish ICE and put every agent on trial and the average elected democrat is like what if we told them to cut it out
Jesus fucking Christ it just keeps getting worse
Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Jesus fucking Christ it just keeps getting worse
Can she take Paul with her though???
‘I’m 86 for goodness sake!’ Prue Leith to leave The Great British Bake Off
‘I’m 86 for goodness sake!’ Prue Leith to leave The Great British Bake Off
The judge steps down after nine seasons on the baking competition
Prue Leith has announced that she will leave The Great British Bake Off as one of its judges. After nine series of the baking competition, she will hand over her duties to someone else.
“Bake Off has been a fabulous part of my life for the last nine years, I have genuinely loved it and I’m sure I’ll miss working with my fellow judge Paul, Alison and Noel and the teams at Love Productions and Channel 4,” said Leith. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Can she take Paul with her though???
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"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 PM
"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans
Not to mention several of these countries are barely holding back the same white supremacy currently in charge here. It’s like laughing at a downing man when the water’s currently at your neck.
I’m sorry, but white Brits, Canadians, Australians etc. be getting too big for your britches on this website. You might not have MAGA, but you have Brexit. You might not have school shootings, but you have indigenous kids buried under them.
Hot take: you don’t get to dunk on “yanks” if you’re also white. Too many white majority countries either do goofy, MAGA adjacent shit or have a horrible history of colonialism for y’all to look down on Americans like you’re superior. Those are your cousins lmfao
January 21, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Not to mention several of these countries are barely holding back the same white supremacy currently in charge here. It’s like laughing at a downing man when the water’s currently at your neck.
This is like the fourth time in a week someone in this administration has compared actions the country is taking to Nazis, but we’re not supposed to call them Nazis???
Trump: "No nation is in any position to be able to secure Greenland other than the US. We're a great power. Much greater than people even understand. I think they found that out 2 weeks ago in Venezuela. We saw this in World War 2 when Denmark fell to Germany after just 6 hours of fighting."
January 21, 2026 at 3:16 PM
This is like the fourth time in a week someone in this administration has compared actions the country is taking to Nazis, but we’re not supposed to call them Nazis???
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
I was assuming the reports were going to be worse than what we get but oh shit if this shitweasel is out…
January 21, 2026 at 5:51 AM
I was assuming the reports were going to be worse than what we get but oh shit if this shitweasel is out…
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
No one saw him change planes? Give me 20 on “faking his own death”
New pool report: “Pool left AF1 and was in position for President Trump to walk off. But then we were directed back on the same plane and now holding.
Two replacement planes are on tarmac.”
Two replacement planes are on tarmac.”
January 21, 2026 at 5:15 AM
No one saw him change planes? Give me 20 on “faking his own death”
I literally just installed a bidet on our toilet like two weeks ago. Took me about 10 minutes and cost around 40 bucks. Here’s a visual representation of the process
January 21, 2026 at 4:57 AM
I literally just installed a bidet on our toilet like two weeks ago. Took me about 10 minutes and cost around 40 bucks. Here’s a visual representation of the process
Ah fuck now we gotta listen to him talk about how he survived a plane crash
January 21, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Ah fuck now we gotta listen to him talk about how he survived a plane crash
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15 years ago, rihanna released 'S&M'
January 20, 2026 at 9:24 PM
15 years ago, rihanna released 'S&M'
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Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell are developing a horror comedy film titled ‘KENAN & KEL MEET FRANKENSTEIN’
The film follows 2 delivery drivers whose routine drop-off takes a terrifying turn when they arrive at a castle and accidentally awaken Frankenstein’s monster.
The film follows 2 delivery drivers whose routine drop-off takes a terrifying turn when they arrive at a castle and accidentally awaken Frankenstein’s monster.
January 21, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Kenan Thompson and Kel Mitchell are developing a horror comedy film titled ‘KENAN & KEL MEET FRANKENSTEIN’
The film follows 2 delivery drivers whose routine drop-off takes a terrifying turn when they arrive at a castle and accidentally awaken Frankenstein’s monster.
The film follows 2 delivery drivers whose routine drop-off takes a terrifying turn when they arrive at a castle and accidentally awaken Frankenstein’s monster.
someone needs to do the world a favor
Nick Fuentes urging Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act in Minnesota: "Bro, do it. Do something. Just stop chickening out. I'm just tired of the idle threats... Please pull the trigger. Please kill them, Mr. President. Please just kill them."
www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...
www.mediamatters.org/nick-fuentes...
Nick Fuentes: “Please pull the trigger. Please kill them, Mr. President. … I'm not actually wishing for violence, but please send in the military and restore order.”
www.mediamatters.org
January 21, 2026 at 2:27 AM
someone needs to do the world a favor
Evil Barry Bostwick thinks the average couple’s retirement plan is owning 12 houses… but liberals are the ones out of touch
Bessent: "Someone, maybe your parents for their retirement have bought 5, 10, 12 homes."
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Evil Barry Bostwick thinks the average couple’s retirement plan is owning 12 houses… but liberals are the ones out of touch
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TBS News in Japan covers ICE arresting American citizens based solely on their appearance - including one dude who voted for Trump on the mistaken belief the leopards wouldn’t eat HIS face
January 20, 2026 at 11:36 PM
TBS News in Japan covers ICE arresting American citizens based solely on their appearance - including one dude who voted for Trump on the mistaken belief the leopards wouldn’t eat HIS face
…aren’t *you* a senator? Shouldn’t you be doing that???
This is not a rational person. And this is deeply disturbing coming from an American President. NATO is not our enemy—they are unequivocally our closest friends and allies.
At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 AM
…aren’t *you* a senator? Shouldn’t you be doing that???
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Anders Vistisen, a Danish member of the European Parliament, speaks for all of us!
January 20, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Anders Vistisen, a Danish member of the European Parliament, speaks for all of us!
Strawberry in Neapolitan only has value when it’s in the form of an ice cream sandwich. There’s just something about the chocolate cookie part that works with it as the starter and the double chocolate at the end.
22. Strawberry ice cream is the worst part of Neapolitan. it makes the vanilla and chocolate both taste like vaguely chemical fruit
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Strawberry in Neapolitan only has value when it’s in the form of an ice cream sandwich. There’s just something about the chocolate cookie part that works with it as the starter and the double chocolate at the end.