captnkurt
@captnkurt.bsky.social
Professional IT Guy, unprofessional Radio Guy
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Look people, all ICE asks is for you to assume the quantum superposition of simultaneously getting out of your fucking car and moving your fucking car.
And like Schrödinger's cat, you're simultaneously alive or dead until they either shoot you or not.
It's just that simple.
And like Schrödinger's cat, you're simultaneously alive or dead until they either shoot you or not.
It's just that simple.
January 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Look people, all ICE asks is for you to assume the quantum superposition of simultaneously getting out of your fucking car and moving your fucking car.
And like Schrödinger's cat, you're simultaneously alive or dead until they either shoot you or not.
It's just that simple.
And like Schrödinger's cat, you're simultaneously alive or dead until they either shoot you or not.
It's just that simple.
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'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today
August 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
'Logan Lucky' released in theaters 8 years ago and this George R.R. Martin joke still holds true today
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Even if you assume the legitimacy of ICE operations, the idea that a fucking truck-mounted machine gun is necessary to carry them out is insane.
This is about intimidation. This is them letting us know that the streets of the United States have been militarized.
This is about intimidation. This is them letting us know that the streets of the United States have been militarized.
July 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Even if you assume the legitimacy of ICE operations, the idea that a fucking truck-mounted machine gun is necessary to carry them out is insane.
This is about intimidation. This is them letting us know that the streets of the United States have been militarized.
This is about intimidation. This is them letting us know that the streets of the United States have been militarized.
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Last Saturday night a friend and I kept calling one another "The People's Princess." While procrastinating my research on newspapers from 1860 today I decided to peruse Etsy for related merch for his next birthday and I found (and immediately purchased) this stunner:
July 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Last Saturday night a friend and I kept calling one another "The People's Princess." While procrastinating my research on newspapers from 1860 today I decided to peruse Etsy for related merch for his next birthday and I found (and immediately purchased) this stunner:
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That army parade was straight outta Spinal Tap.
June 15, 2025 at 9:02 AM
That army parade was straight outta Spinal Tap.
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🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did 🚨🚨🚨
June 10, 2025 at 11:42 AM
🚨🚨🚨 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x convicted felon & adjudicated rapist Trump did 🚨🚨🚨
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what corporate-speak emails ACTUALLY mean
June 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
what corporate-speak emails ACTUALLY mean
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It’s important to emphasize that Musk and Trump killed these people and not for any particular benefit, but because breaking something that helps people provided a fleeting thrill in their empty lives
At least 27 are dead in Missouri in Kentucky after severe weather alerts were delayed overnight because of DOGE cuts.
www.mesoscalenews.com/p/tornado-wa...
www.mesoscalenews.com/p/tornado-wa...
Tornado warnings delayed because of DOGE cuts
At least 27 are dead in Missouri in Kentucky after severe weather alerts were delayed overnight because of DOGE cuts.
www.mesoscalenews.com
May 17, 2025 at 11:47 PM
It’s important to emphasize that Musk and Trump killed these people and not for any particular benefit, but because breaking something that helps people provided a fleeting thrill in their empty lives
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This is the one.
Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309
May 17, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is the one.
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So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
May 10, 2025 at 3:06 PM
So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street
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Per @thorbenson.bsky.social, I will now be calling her "the Vanna White of shitters"
i genuinely cannot believe how many pictures nancy mace has taken outside of bathrooms while she travels
May 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Per @thorbenson.bsky.social, I will now be calling her "the Vanna White of shitters"
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oh yes the same people who acted like they were being murdered when they had to put a piece of cloth over their faces definitely understand the concept of shared sacrifice
Rep. David Joyce on Trump saying girls should have fewer dolls: "The idea that the Christmas trade is already starting to slow down and there might be less around, I get it. I think the American people will understand that because the American people understand shared sacrifice."
May 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
oh yes the same people who acted like they were being murdered when they had to put a piece of cloth over their faces definitely understand the concept of shared sacrifice
Overseen, and since I was taught that Sharing Is Caring:
April 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Overseen, and since I was taught that Sharing Is Caring:
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This funny 'American Pie' parody bites hard — from a comedy show that went out a few days ago in the UK
April 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This funny 'American Pie' parody bites hard — from a comedy show that went out a few days ago in the UK
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I see DOGE has already brought transformative AI to the federal government.
This morning at Dept of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) HQ in DC as mandatory return to office began, this video played on loop for ~5 mins on screens throughout the building, per agency source.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
Building staff couldn’t figure out how to turn it off so sent people to every floor to unplug TVs.
February 24, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I see DOGE has already brought transformative AI to the federal government.
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One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
January 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.
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#ShieldOfResistance
#BlueCrew
#Resist
#NoDemUnder10K
If none of us is prepared to die for freedom, then all of us will die under tyranny!
#BlueCrew
#Resist
#NoDemUnder10K
If none of us is prepared to die for freedom, then all of us will die under tyranny!
January 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
#ShieldOfResistance
#BlueCrew
#Resist
#NoDemUnder10K
If none of us is prepared to die for freedom, then all of us will die under tyranny!
#BlueCrew
#Resist
#NoDemUnder10K
If none of us is prepared to die for freedom, then all of us will die under tyranny!
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The Rump He Had to Dump
"Okay ladies, so this is why we don't mix fonts on the covers..."
January 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The Rump He Had to Dump
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Little preview of tax cuts.
People under $24,000 you have the biggest tax increase about 20% actually if you don't make 350k your getting the same.
They're honestly making it illegal to be poor and homeless yet they're creating the poor in the homeless.
Bet everyone in Congress gets a tax cut.🤔
People under $24,000 you have the biggest tax increase about 20% actually if you don't make 350k your getting the same.
They're honestly making it illegal to be poor and homeless yet they're creating the poor in the homeless.
Bet everyone in Congress gets a tax cut.🤔
January 4, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Little preview of tax cuts.
People under $24,000 you have the biggest tax increase about 20% actually if you don't make 350k your getting the same.
They're honestly making it illegal to be poor and homeless yet they're creating the poor in the homeless.
Bet everyone in Congress gets a tax cut.🤔
People under $24,000 you have the biggest tax increase about 20% actually if you don't make 350k your getting the same.
They're honestly making it illegal to be poor and homeless yet they're creating the poor in the homeless.
Bet everyone in Congress gets a tax cut.🤔
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I sometimes tell patients that I think they need to get a dog.
January 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
I sometimes tell patients that I think they need to get a dog.
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Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller and asked, “How long will I live?”
The psychic replied, “I cannot tell that, but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday.”
“Which holiday?” Putin asked.
The psychic smiled and said, “Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday”
The psychic replied, “I cannot tell that, but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday.”
“Which holiday?” Putin asked.
The psychic smiled and said, “Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday”
January 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Vladimir Putin consulted with a fortune teller and asked, “How long will I live?”
The psychic replied, “I cannot tell that, but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday.”
“Which holiday?” Putin asked.
The psychic smiled and said, “Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday”
The psychic replied, “I cannot tell that, but I do know you will die on a Ukrainian holiday.”
“Which holiday?” Putin asked.
The psychic smiled and said, “Whichever day you die will be a Ukrainian holiday”