DM Mark
@carnaganwolfe.bsky.social
Obsessed with Masters of the Universe,The Elder Scrolls series, and tabletop rpgs. In other words, a total nerd. (he/him)
I didn't come here to be attacked by like this with the glaring heartless light of absolute truth.
Masters of the Universe Christmas sweater maxes out at 2XL. Companies really need to understand their customers.
December 4, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I didn't come here to be attacked by like this with the glaring heartless light of absolute truth.
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The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
November 27, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The Brooklyn Citizen
November 19,1918
November 19,1918
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Conversation I had: "I'm glad TVs aren't like 500 pounds anymore. You know, my cousin almost died when one of those fell on him as a kid."
"Yeah...but now we got a buncha people walking around that should of been killed by CRTs"
"Yeah...but now we got a buncha people walking around that should of been killed by CRTs"
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Conversation I had: "I'm glad TVs aren't like 500 pounds anymore. You know, my cousin almost died when one of those fell on him as a kid."
"Yeah...but now we got a buncha people walking around that should of been killed by CRTs"
"Yeah...but now we got a buncha people walking around that should of been killed by CRTs"
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Fishing is just gacha for boomers.
November 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Fishing is just gacha for boomers.
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But I’ve got the touch… :(
November 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
But I’ve got the touch… :(
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The Not Really Ghostbusters VS Pennywise
October 31, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The Not Really Ghostbusters VS Pennywise
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“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“Now go to sleep, Kevin—or once again I’ll have to knock three times and summon the Floating Head of Death.”
October 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
October 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
BY THE WAY
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.
There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.
Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."
TURN IT OFF.
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Yankees fans still booing in vain hopes of overturning Jays victory
October 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Yankees fans still booing in vain hopes of overturning Jays victory
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Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
October 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Still think Antifa isn't violent? Here's bodycam footage of Antifa founder B.J. Blazkowicz shooting a heroic member of ICE who was just trying to protect this great nation. Thank God we have Blazkowicz's girlfriend in custody.
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
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This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.
September 11, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This Mattie Lubchansky comic seems topical again.
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Ha ha ha! I finally got to see it! (Photos at the end)
November 28, 2024 at 5:24 PM
Ha ha ha! I finally got to see it! (Photos at the end)
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Municipalities warn we’re about to enter peak sewer clown season
Municipalities warn we’re about to enter peak sewer clown season
"The North American sewer clown prefers to nest in small, picturesque former logging towns with dark sewers and even darker secrets."
www.thebeaverton.com
September 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Municipalities warn we’re about to enter peak sewer clown season
@miniminuteman.bsky.social Today was my wife's birthday, so we went to the local zoo to enjoy the animals in her new hoodie.
September 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
@miniminuteman.bsky.social Today was my wife's birthday, so we went to the local zoo to enjoy the animals in her new hoodie.
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we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
August 22, 2025 at 9:19 AM
we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light
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He was very good in person with his trans fans too. Growing up going to SF cons, I met many trans people before I even knew what trans meant. I gave my parents very little they needed to accept in their child, so they had lots left over for everyone else. 😉 www.thepinknews.com/2021/08/06/t...
August 19, 2025 at 9:25 PM
He was very good in person with his trans fans too. Growing up going to SF cons, I met many trans people before I even knew what trans meant. I gave my parents very little they needed to accept in their child, so they had lots left over for everyone else. 😉 www.thepinknews.com/2021/08/06/t...
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there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
August 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
there are people who claim that Terry Pratchett would have been a TERF if he was still alive
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
to them I say two things:
1. are you fucking serious
2. go fuck yourselves
I remember seeing this in a book in elementary school in the 80's. It has lived in my head since then as the "how silly olden times were about science". Since the pandemic, it's just a reminder that no matter how far we go, Humans will Human, for good and for ill.
The first anti-vaxxers worried that the original vaccine, which used cowpox against smallpox, would turn them into cows, a bizarre fear depicted here by caricaturist James Gillray—today is his day.
August 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I remember seeing this in a book in elementary school in the 80's. It has lived in my head since then as the "how silly olden times were about science". Since the pandemic, it's just a reminder that no matter how far we go, Humans will Human, for good and for ill.
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