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Case

@caseymarlowe.bsky.social

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✨🌈logistical nightmare (they/them)🌈✨

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 12d

Me, flirting: hey wanna come over and play The Lion King for the Super Nintendo and eat multiple ice cream sandwiches?

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 1d

All I want in life is for one person to notice when I haven’t been on Bluesky for 48 hours

Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 3d

You haven’t really lived until you’ve guzzled a can of pop until the carbonation hurts your throat

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 3d

therapist: so, tell me a bit about what brings you here

me:

heading on the Wikipedia page about the Plagues of Egypt, titled "list of the disasters"

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 4d

Accidentally spent all the money I put aside for my autism diagnosis on DoorDash and bookends from Etsy (but seriously they are pretty cool bookends)

Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 4d

I could get behind going a little bit bonkers, there’s lots of people who could use a good bonk

two cheetah dogs are sitting next to each other and looking at each other on a white background .

ALT: two cheetah dogs are sitting next to each other and looking at each other on a white background .

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 4d

Me, whispering: Oh sorry I’ve been away for a while, I was captured by the horrors. Don’t worry I’ve escaped now but I gotta be careful

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 9d

starting a social media platform where nobody can post on it, communicate with anyone on there, or even sign up for it

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 7d

“Wishes! Wishes are orange!”

Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 7d

I’m 75% water and the rest is the other personalities that live in my head

Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 8d

I'm 75% water and the rest is cheese and anxiety

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 8d

I’m 75% water and the rest is that burrito baby I just destroyed

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 7d

*updates my likes on my Fetlife profile*

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 8d

- dashare.zone ADMIN

A SKELATEN ANGEL TELLIN YA DA TRUTH ABOUT LIFE "STICK Q-TIPS IN YOUR EARS WHAT DO YOU THINK THERE FOR " IM NO DOCTER BUT WHEN THEY SAY TO USE EM ON NAIL POLISH AND CLEANIG YOUR ELECTRONIC'S ITS EXACTLY LIKE WHEN U WERENT ALLOWED TO SAY BONG IN THE HEAD SHOP AND YOU HAD TO SAY I WANT TO BUY 1 TOBACCO PIPE, THEY KNOW WHAT WERE DOIN WITH THESE, DO NOT PLAY PRETEND WITH "BIG EAR" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 8d

Sealing myself in a large envelope. Might get mailed. Might just go on a shelf

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 7d

I am being cleaned.

Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 8d

What came first, the depression or the exhaustion?

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 9d

Ok Tom

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10d

could a depressed person do this? *posts again*

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 9d

a cartoon duck is hanging upside down on a beach .

ALT: a cartoon duck is hanging upside down on a beach .

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 10d

Maybe I'll make a nice little spreadsheet to help me quantify what's actually positive in my life

A nice spreadsheet fixes everything right

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 9d

I just went from the couch to my bed. I probably burned so many calories

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 9d

She also might be trans so 🤷

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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social @turkeyteeth008.bsky.social · 9d

Ask your GP if bending over backwards for people is right for your mental health.

Mine said it’s not.

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 9d

I put your skeet in my junk drawer, next to the ziploc bag of dead batteries I’m definitely going to recycle one day.

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 9d

Age is just a number. You can do anything you put your mind to.

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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 10d

Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.

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Case @caseymarlowe.bsky.social · 9d

Make sure not to microwave on high or it’ll splatter

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