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An email went out to the staff and faculty of my university from one "Hassan Hosseini Nayeh", in which he discusses "A new discovery in the internal structure of the Earth and other planets."

It's hard to read, but the illustrations are phenomenal. I'll try to get a PDF of it up somewhere.
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 10:31 AM
quickly moving in an out of an employee's 4ft interaction radius, causing them to rapidly cycle through all of their greeting dialogues
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:21 PM
bouba and kiki couple's costume
November 3, 2025 at 3:02 AM
delighted to report that the real news is now being distributed at my train stop @theonion.com
October 30, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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I think the big bag of dirt named Huel that I got at CVS might have something weird in it
October 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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when i brag about the unlimited potential of my friends
September 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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American liberals, is this really your guy? This guy? The guy calling for everyone to honor a neo-nazi hate preacher's memory by continuing his 'work'?
The best way to honor Charlie's memory is to continue his work: engage with each other, across ideology, through spirited discourse. In a democracy, ideas are tested through words and good-faith debate — never through violence.
September 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
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the rightwing loves to be like “this is the moment we become the nazi party”
September 10, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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the united states has the political instability of 1990s eastern europe, probably bad
September 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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It's common for folk to mishear "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" as "My Body lies over the Ocean", which is a different song about astral projection
August 14, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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I saw an infographic a couple years ago about how to remove source identifiers from links and why it's important, but I can't find it again and too many people I know are sending me links with them so here's an infographic straight from the oven
July 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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obviously i don't think like, a egg drop contest is gonna end all racism in the world. but i do think it'd end some
August 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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this is whats its all about
loop hole, jekyll island mini golf, jekyll island, georgia, 1985
July 30, 2025 at 1:56 PM
so it's finally come to this

coca-cola has alienated the cane-sugar-sensitive market
July 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Eating breakfast to absorb it's powers
July 18, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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"In 1642 in the town of Lemgo, Germany, local pharmacist David Welman was accused of witchcraft and being a werewolf. Anonymous hate mail was sent to him, one of which included this sketch."
June 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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May 25, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
April 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Bondi claims people are using "weapons of mass destruction" against Teslas 🙃
March 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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‘No Way to Please Everyone’ Says Only University Where Students Are Regularly Kidnapped
‘No Way’ to Please Everyone: Columbia’s President Confronts Trump’s Ultimatum
With Trump intent on making an example of Columbia, Armstrong is at the center of a fight over the future of higher education.
www.wsj.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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I fear he’ll grow more powerful than me

My therapist on webcam: has the great hunt taken place?

Me: alas-

My son Thorne walking in: father, I grow restless for the hunt

I raise my hand wardingly: soon, boy. Leave me my rituals

Therapist: Hey. She’d be proud of you both. Ok?
March 11, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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We've got some big news: Heavyweight officially has a new home Pushkin Industries. Tell your friends, your exes… tell the strangers on the subway! And be sure to subscribe to the feed to hear about new episodes.
www.nytimes.com/2025/02/25/b...
‘Heavyweight,’ an Acclaimed Narrative Podcast, Returns
Pushkin Industries, the podcast company that will release the show, is betting that documentary-style audio programs can still win an audience.
www.nytimes.com
February 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM