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This is horrific for our country. We are going down a terrible path and the opposition is so incredibly ill equipped.
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon invited to join Trump's Gaza 'board of peace'
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon invited to join Trump's Gaza 'board of peace'
A draft charter for the organisation, which will be chaired by Donald Trump, has been sent to a number of world leaders.
www.rnz.co.nz
January 19, 2026 at 12:04 AM
This is horrific for our country. We are going down a terrible path and the opposition is so incredibly ill equipped.
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On Friday the Greens provided journalists a ‘prebuttal’ of the PM’s forthcoming speech. Today I feel we deserve some kind of prize (I mean, not the Nobel) for correctly predicting about 90% of the content, betting it would continue the relentless pursuit of the interests of the wealthy and sorted
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
On Friday the Greens provided journalists a ‘prebuttal’ of the PM’s forthcoming speech. Today I feel we deserve some kind of prize (I mean, not the Nobel) for correctly predicting about 90% of the content, betting it would continue the relentless pursuit of the interests of the wealthy and sorted
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Absolute fuckin crickets from the NZ govt like what are we doing here folks, is the strategy just to try to get everyone to forget we exist so we continue to be left off maps and no-one tries to annex us
The United States is now punishing close NATO allies because they oppose him invading and stealing Greenland. The response of the Australian Labor Party and the Coalition is silence, pretend it’s normal and build even more US bases here. They are endangering our national safety.
January 18, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Absolute fuckin crickets from the NZ govt like what are we doing here folks, is the strategy just to try to get everyone to forget we exist so we continue to be left off maps and no-one tries to annex us
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you could be buying a tiny little crab meal and booze keychain from a vending machine right now
January 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
you could be buying a tiny little crab meal and booze keychain from a vending machine right now
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Rest in peace Kenny Morris, original Siouxsie and the Banshees drummer.
Before the Banshees, Morris was in The Flowers of Romance with Sid Vicious, Keith Levene, Viv Albertine, and Palmolive...
'The Scream' was a big influence on a very young bug.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnqJ...
Before the Banshees, Morris was in The Flowers of Romance with Sid Vicious, Keith Levene, Viv Albertine, and Palmolive...
'The Scream' was a big influence on a very young bug.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnqJ...
Siouxsie And The Banshees - Metal Postcard (Mittageisen) (The Old Grey Whistle Test, Nov. 07, 1978)
YouTube video by fables
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January 15, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Rest in peace Kenny Morris, original Siouxsie and the Banshees drummer.
Before the Banshees, Morris was in The Flowers of Romance with Sid Vicious, Keith Levene, Viv Albertine, and Palmolive...
'The Scream' was a big influence on a very young bug.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnqJ...
Before the Banshees, Morris was in The Flowers of Romance with Sid Vicious, Keith Levene, Viv Albertine, and Palmolive...
'The Scream' was a big influence on a very young bug.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PnqJ...
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This dude is intense and correct
January 15, 2026 at 9:05 AM
This dude is intense and correct
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Holy hell, what an obituary
Renfrew Christie Dies at 76; Sabotaged Racist Regime’s Nuclear Program
www.nytimes.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Holy hell, what an obituary
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it's absolutely wild that very few people have heard about the ICE wagon getting torched in pennsylvania
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January 11, 2026 at 11:15 PM
it's absolutely wild that very few people have heard about the ICE wagon getting torched in pennsylvania
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They tried to call nz but the pm went straight to voicemail
Three Eyes, I notice
We might have some heroes
January 11, 2026 at 6:36 AM
They tried to call nz but the pm went straight to voicemail
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Rush is very talented...and then Wonder begins to sing, and it's Stevie Wonder, and I thought: those of us who are here while he has been here are so fortunate. 3/4
youtube.com/watch?v=m-KKq9Af1Hs&themeRefresh=1&theme=dark
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Stevie Wonder & Devyn Rush’s Surprise Duet at NAMM 2025 – Live with Lutefish Stream!
YouTube video by Lutefish
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January 11, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Rush is very talented...and then Wonder begins to sing, and it's Stevie Wonder, and I thought: those of us who are here while he has been here are so fortunate. 3/4
youtube.com/watch?v=m-KKq9Af1Hs&themeRefresh=1&theme=dark
youtube.com/watch?v=m-KKq9Af1Hs&themeRefresh=1&theme=dark
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why don't new people fucking LISTEN when we tell them about the sun in aotearoa nz? we warn them then they act shocked that they have 2nd degree burns when they were "only outside for 2 hours" ok so like I said, burn time in Jan on a sunny day is 5 minutes. you think we bang on about it for fun??
January 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
why don't new people fucking LISTEN when we tell them about the sun in aotearoa nz? we warn them then they act shocked that they have 2nd degree burns when they were "only outside for 2 hours" ok so like I said, burn time in Jan on a sunny day is 5 minutes. you think we bang on about it for fun??
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The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
the single line that has saved me the most hassle in my life is "lefty loosey righty tighty"
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
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"Go check out the site with AI child porn" - The NZ government
January 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
"Go check out the site with AI child porn" - The NZ government
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The New Zealand Labour Party condemns the US attack on Venezuela including kidnapping its president as a blatant violation of international law.
January 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
The New Zealand Labour Party condemns the US attack on Venezuela including kidnapping its president as a blatant violation of international law.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Blows my mind that some of the same journalists who see Trump as a want-to-be dictator at home are earnestly discussing the "challenges" for this same man to "bring democracy" to a country it just illegal invaded. Please grow up.
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Our absent PM everybody:
January 4, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Our absent PM everybody:
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I'm pre-emptively cringing about the cowardly statement Luxon and Peters are going to release today.
January 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I'm pre-emptively cringing about the cowardly statement Luxon and Peters are going to release today.
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"He has also committed genocide recently."
January 2, 2026 at 3:27 PM
"He has also committed genocide recently."
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"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
January 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"The world's richest man, a well-documented drug addict who is a Nazi and a major support and adviser of the President of the United States of America, has created a website that produces CSAM on demand at scale while he demands ethnic cleansing worldwide"
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absolutely. Catarina nails it. 100% of this
December 31, 2025 at 4:23 AM
absolutely. Catarina nails it. 100% of this
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Working women in the UK have just one £1billion in compensation after winning equal pay claims, and there’s more to come.
The Luxon government took that option away from New Zealand women so to give handouts to landlords instead.
The Luxon government took that option away from New Zealand women so to give handouts to landlords instead.
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Working women in the UK have just one £1billion in compensation after winning equal pay claims, and there’s more to come.
The Luxon government took that option away from New Zealand women so to give handouts to landlords instead.
The Luxon government took that option away from New Zealand women so to give handouts to landlords instead.
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This is a great example of how genAI steals from us all on multiple levels. It's stolen a promotional spot for real books and authors, it's stolen a job from an actual journalist who could have compiled this, it's stolen an opportunity for parents to be recommended good NZ books for their kids
#4 sounds like a lovely book but I didn't write it. Have had whānau up and down the country send me clippings lol
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
Whoever put together this list that has been circulated to regional papers, didn't fact check.
December 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is a great example of how genAI steals from us all on multiple levels. It's stolen a promotional spot for real books and authors, it's stolen a job from an actual journalist who could have compiled this, it's stolen an opportunity for parents to be recommended good NZ books for their kids