A Cheeseburger Pillow
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Corned beef on rye, equal parts yellow and hot mustard, pickles AND kraut
Pinned
Coffee tastes good and is fun to drink.
Barely a month left to start my 2025 resolution (develop opinion on the chronology of the Saw movies)
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Barely a month left to start my 2025 resolution (develop opinion on the chronology of the Saw movies)
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My hot take is they built a whole movie around one cool special effect and I think the movie stinks
Just showed the children Inception and as I warned them, it broke their brains
November 26, 2025 at 4:01 AM
My hot take is they built a whole movie around one cool special effect and I think the movie stinks
Wendy's Carvers
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Wendy's Carvers
There are four kinds of favorite podcasts, and they are all humiliating to explain.
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 AM
There are four kinds of favorite podcasts, and they are all humiliating to explain.
Did I get high and eat your fancy sorbetto looking thing? Absolutely yes I did. It was awesome. I absolutely will do this again.
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Did I get high and eat your fancy sorbetto looking thing? Absolutely yes I did. It was awesome. I absolutely will do this again.
Recommending an app needs to be understood as the S-tier compliment you can give a restaurant. "This place is worth an extra round" don't fuck with me about this is this place really that fucking good??
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Recommending an app needs to be understood as the S-tier compliment you can give a restaurant. "This place is worth an extra round" don't fuck with me about this is this place really that fucking good??
Two joyless adolescents watching Faces of Death trying to force themselves to laugh.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Two joyless adolescents watching Faces of Death trying to force themselves to laugh.
We need to know how confused we all are. It's an important fact.
November 24, 2025 at 5:20 AM
We need to know how confused we all are. It's an important fact.
I hid a stash of the primo Halloween candy in the chest freezer underneath those tortillas we bought on sale.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I hid a stash of the primo Halloween candy in the chest freezer underneath those tortillas we bought on sale.
S-tier dad behavior, complaining about how loud the commercials are. It's a good and accurate and satisfying thing to have the privilege of being a dick about.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
S-tier dad behavior, complaining about how loud the commercials are. It's a good and accurate and satisfying thing to have the privilege of being a dick about.
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nobody took the wind out of the sails of holidays like my dad. deflated all the holiday stress by setting expectations way low. incredibly healthy way to be
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 AM
nobody took the wind out of the sails of holidays like my dad. deflated all the holiday stress by setting expectations way low. incredibly healthy way to be
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Go ahead, put me on your stupid lists
November 22, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Go ahead, put me on your stupid lists
We are in an abusive relationship with capitalism.
www.cnbc.com/2025/11/23/h... "please, buy new phone. the economy is dying" is an incredible gaslight
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing economy
Americans are holding onto devices longer than ever before, and while it may be consumer smart, it comes at a cost to work productivity and the U.S. economy.
www.cnbc.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
We are in an abusive relationship with capitalism.
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mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
November 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
mfing Whoville lookin’ ass cabinet, this jusy ruined my whole god dam day smfh fuck this shit
I've spent decades trying to engineer a bathroom with a closet inside so that if you forget a towel before showering you don't have to sneak into the hallway naked. But it's impossible. It can't be done.
November 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I've spent decades trying to engineer a bathroom with a closet inside so that if you forget a towel before showering you don't have to sneak into the hallway naked. But it's impossible. It can't be done.
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Let us rejoice and let us sing
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Atlantis!
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Atlantis!
Thomas Massie says the FBI is sitting on information that implicates 20 other men in Epstein's child sex trafficking operation
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
They include a rockstar, six billionaires (including one from Canada), a high-profile government official, a very prominent banker, and a magician
November 23, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Let us rejoice and let us sing
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Atlantis!
And dance and ring in the new
Hail, Atlantis!
Miss Frizzle:
The only evacuation route from this dark place is by bowel.
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Miss Frizzle:
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You're not my typewriter.
November 21, 2025 at 6:12 PM
You're not my typewriter.
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The song of my people.
Canadian Sesame Street - The Pierogi Song
YouTube video by bemuzed uzually
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
The song of my people.
JD Vance locking himself in the bathroom to watch K Pop Demon Hunters videos with the sound off
November 22, 2025 at 11:56 PM
JD Vance locking himself in the bathroom to watch K Pop Demon Hunters videos with the sound off
00's nostalgia
US operations against Venezuela to begin within days.
Covert ops the first move.
Covert ops the first move.
www.reuters.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:09 PM
00's nostalgia
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Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
This is up there with the worst thing I have ever read.
me: oh god it can't get worse can it
roblox ceo: we are innovating ways to get kids addicted to gambling
roblox ceo: we are innovating ways to get kids addicted to gambling
November 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This is up there with the worst thing I have ever read.
Waking up early to get a jump on my bedtime routine.
November 21, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Waking up early to get a jump on my bedtime routine.
Trump slowly pouring his Diet Coke all over JD's nipple while JD nods and says "Yes sir, thank you very much sir" over and over again.
November 21, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Trump slowly pouring his Diet Coke all over JD's nipple while JD nods and says "Yes sir, thank you very much sir" over and over again.