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rest in piss bozo
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People are this mad about it because that was a blow to a sensitive wound we’re all feeling - where the art we’re seeing can’t be trusted, where the voices we hear might not be human, where the stories we experience might come from somewhere entirely hollow.

It was a tipping point for a lot of us.
December 19, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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"May have to be approved by Congress"

May?

Don't. Print. Lies. In. The. Newspapers.

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That’s quite a peppy headline for yet another outrageous dictator move.
December 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
Dropbox
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December 18, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Every single person who has breathed the same air as Jeffery Epstein needs to be put in a Saw trap
December 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
If I was Mehemt Oz, I said this on television, and was capable of shame, I would simply will my nervous system to shut off and kill me at the podium.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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please live your lives in a manner where this caption doesn't appear on the bottom of the screen when someone interviews you
December 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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January 6 was like a much dumber version of Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch and yet a plurality of American voters were like, Yeah, let’s give that guy the nuke codes again. An absolutely world historical debacle of societal ignorance. I’ll never understand it.
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Unless Trump is ritually disemboweling himself on live TV I don't want to hear or see him ever again.
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
@rianjohnson.bsky.social If I write a nice enough letter to Santa, will he get me a physical Blu-Ray copy of Glass Onion for Christmas?
December 17, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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I just think it would be a better country if our president could write words of condolences for a beloved director that were as warm and kind as those he wrote for a despised pedophile
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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pedophilic behavior
BREAKING: The House of Representatives just passed a bill that would subject immigrant children to invasive bodily searches and keep them in detention instead of releasing them to their families.

The Senate must vote no on this horrific bill.
December 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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I feel like it might have been a bad idea to get rid of all the people who know how to find mass shooters because like, DEI
December 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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This is the compromise? This is the bipartisanship? This is the civility? This is the return to normalcy? This is the price of winning? WHAT WILL YOU HAVE WON
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 9:28 AM
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When Trump dies, I hope his grave is the most piss drenched plot of earth in history.
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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we can kill them all if we just work together and ✨believe💫
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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Same way I found out about Epstein
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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BREAKING: Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese proposed tougher national gun laws after a mass shooting on Sydney's Bondi Beach left at least 15 people dead.
Australian Prime Minister Albanese proposes tougher national gun laws after mass shooting in Sydney
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has proposed tougher national gun laws after a mass shooting in Sydney.
bit.ly
December 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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yeah I'm involved in unethical non monogamy. no no, nobody's cheating on anyone else; me and my polycucle just operate a whaling ship.
December 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Fuck this clown, it should've been him.
Trump on the shooting at Brown University: “Things can happen”
December 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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It’s so striking when people focus on how horrible they felt it was they were encouraged to stay home when they could in the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic and not how horrible it felt to see hundreds of thousands of people pass away from COVID-19 in the US and millions around the world.
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Spreading little joys and funnies and pictures of your dog does not mean you are ignoring the horrors. It means you are fighting them.
December 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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AI has actively made life worse for literally everyone

- tech is now more expensive
- you cannot trust most media of reality anymore
- programs barely function
- energy prices
- literal psychosis
- your voice can be literally stolen for evil
- more spyware

but hey, you can avoid paying an artist.
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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TIL the original lyrics to Deck the Halls are awesome and “don we now our gay apparel” is temperance movement bullshit
December 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM