Chrome Guardsman
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Chrome Guardsman
@chromeguardsman.bsky.social
History Nerd, Geek, Gamer, Teacher.
He/Him.
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Kids can't hang out in parks. They can't hang out at the mall. They don't have 3rd spaces because no one wants kids around and then we are surprised when they rely on SM for connection.
If you take that away, what do they have left?
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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“It’s cold here all the time and the food is poor. For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick.”

lataco.com/captive-loti...
Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
lataco.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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February 8, 2026 at 12:30 PM
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the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style
MY KIDS: so why are there muppets in the AUDIENCE

ME: THE CONCEIT!! IS THAT THEY'RE PUTTING ON A VARIETY SHOW!!! IN A WORLD WHERE MUPPET AND HUMAN COEXIST!!! YOU ARE WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY!! FILMED!! IN REAL TIME!!!
February 8, 2026 at 6:22 AM
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Absolutely, and what makes that even more amazing is that they tease and bend that rule frequently, almost like they're stunting on the authenticity of their being alive.
References to being puppets
References by the Muppets and other Jim Henson creations to actually being puppets, as well as times when those characters made references that suggest that they are not puppets. In the November 22, 1...
muppet.fandom.com
February 8, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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February 8, 2026 at 5:20 AM
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Cheers to my long time supporter KHN for bringing this to my attention! Palladium Books is being featured by the Detroit Historical Society.

As much as we poke at PB, it's one of the last surviving publishers of the earliest days of the #TTRPG hobby...1/3
www.detroithistorical.org/exhibitions/...
Worlds of Palladium
www.detroithistorical.org
February 7, 2026 at 8:34 PM
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Oh snap. Thats going to be a lot of Kevin Long illustrations.
Cheers to my long time supporter KHN for bringing this to my attention! Palladium Books is being featured by the Detroit Historical Society.

As much as we poke at PB, it's one of the last surviving publishers of the earliest days of the #TTRPG hobby...1/3
www.detroithistorical.org/exhibitions/...
Worlds of Palladium
www.detroithistorical.org
February 8, 2026 at 12:59 AM
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Here's the thing, living in a fascist occupation and still doing normal shit like dealing with annoying neighbors or cleaning your cat litterbox is fucking surreal. If our lives have to be surreal, I'm glad this is how we're responding.
The city of Minneapolis, where you can genuinely say "but WHICH dildo related anti-ICE demonstration in 2026 did you mean?"
At Whipple where expired dicks are being thrown at ICE vehicles and those believed to be agitators. The area has been a place of protest since thousands of federal agents arrived in the city.

Near Minneapolis February 7, 2026
February 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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It’s obvious to everyone with more than two working braincells that pedophile President trump has been using his pardoned terrorists turned ice nazis to terrorize blue states and blue cities but it’s cool to see it scientifically recorded.
February 7, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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I simply don't think it's my responsibility to subsidize anyone's little investment property.
In a city packed with mighty real estate titans, they are the small ones.

New York landlords say they are at their breaking point as Mayor Zohran Mamdani begins to implement even more aggressive tenant-friendly policies.
NYC’s small landlords say they won’t survive Mamdani plan to freeze rent
New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani has criticized landlords and vowed to freeze what tenants in rent-stabilized apartments pay monthly.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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After consulting with Trump chief of staff Susie Wiles, intel chief Tulsi Gabbard is hiding "evidence of an unusual phone call between an individual associated with foreign intelligence and a person close to Donald Trump," according to the Guardian.
Criminals are running our federal government.
NSA detected phone call between foreign intelligence and a person close to Trump
Whistleblower says that Tulsi Gabbard blocked agency from sharing report and delivered it to White House chief of staff
www.theguardian.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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You know what trend id like to see come back into fashion?

Consequences.

#AbolishICE
#ProsecuteICE and those who enabled them. 🖕🏻🧊
abolishing ICE is not enough its members need to be prosecuted
ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.”

What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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The FBI was ready to document blood splatter and bullet holes in Renee Good’s car.

That’s the type of forensic investigation that could confirm murder.

They were ordered to stop. Kash Patel was one of the people who gave the order.

It was always a lie and a cover up:
Prosecutors Began Investigating Renee Good’s Killing. Washington Told Them to Stop.
www.nytimes.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
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Democratizing the arts looks like universal income, low-barrier grants for both emerging and working artists, well-funded municipal arts & recreation programs, vibrant third spaces, and a well-funded public school system with progressive curriculum.

Not a free pass for corporate-owned slop engines.
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
February 7, 2026 at 12:58 AM
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When this moral panic is over and compassion returns to the way we treat trans kids, I hope we don’t forget how fucking evil this all was.

And who was responsible.
One of the wickedest things Wes Streeting has ever done is push politically convenient falsehoods about suicide rates amongst young trans people. We have new data from the National Child Mortality Database that exposes the truth he tried to cover up.
New data shows surge in trans kids’ suicides following healthcare rollbacks | Good Law Project
A freedom of information request by Good Law Project has found that deaths by suicide of trans young people under 18 surged following the withdrawal of gender-affirming healthcare
goodlaw.social
February 7, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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This is honestly insane – like something out of China and Russia. MAGA-aligned US military officers have reportedly been pressuring their troops to go and watch the 'Melania' movie:
www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/mil...
Military Pressured to See ‘Melania’ Against Their Will
A military group has evidence of troops being ordered into theater—the movie theater.
www.thedailybeast.com
February 7, 2026 at 11:13 AM
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trump stealing the 47 presidency is his first successful business venture ..

prove me wrong
February 7, 2026 at 1:21 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
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Every time I hear about another company/museum/creator using AI images in a social media post, only to take it down hours later due to the inevitable backlash.
February 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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you know it's bad when they would rather us think that a rando staffer has unfettered access to the social media accounts of the President of the United States, where we also now know that world leaders direct message him
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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He's afraid of the truth from a woman who’s been right about Trump on everything.
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM