Chthonic Chickadee
@chthonicchickadee.bsky.social
She/Her - Hypoallergenic posts - Birdwatcher - Lost the Star War
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Enjoy these blurry photos of a dove progressively getting closer to me from 2018. Content like this is why I’m going through my Twitter one last time.
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like this is absurd, get over yourselves
February 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
like this is absurd, get over yourselves
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well then it hasn’t been a very successful one
February 2, 2026 at 1:24 PM
well then it hasn’t been a very successful one
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This is the most sarcastic I think Chotiner has ever been, like he knows he has someone with zero self-awareness on the other end of the conversation.
February 2, 2026 at 2:24 AM
This is the most sarcastic I think Chotiner has ever been, like he knows he has someone with zero self-awareness on the other end of the conversation.
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The Trump Kennedy Center lasted less than two months
February 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
The Trump Kennedy Center lasted less than two months
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He’s the best sleuth there is, but thanks to the crippling emotional damage inflicted by the murder of his wife, he’s unable to leave his hot tub. Thanks to the help of his faithful assistant in both finding clues and inviting suspects, he catches killers. J’ACCUZZI, coming this fall to ABC
January 31, 2026 at 4:29 PM
He’s the best sleuth there is, but thanks to the crippling emotional damage inflicted by the murder of his wife, he’s unable to leave his hot tub. Thanks to the help of his faithful assistant in both finding clues and inviting suspects, he catches killers. J’ACCUZZI, coming this fall to ABC
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I’m not sure how Dems are going to overcome this tidal wave of new Republican voters.
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
I’m not sure how Dems are going to overcome this tidal wave of new Republican voters.
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Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.
January 31, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Venn diagram of had friendly email correspondence with Jeffrey Epstein and argued that wokeness is a dire threat to civilization that must be stopped before it finishes destroying freedom.
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"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
February 1, 2026 at 12:48 AM
"microtransactions in games started by cabal of pedophile elites for the purpose of indoctrinating kids into an economy"
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
Ok. Well, we all knew it was evil somehow but I really didn't expect Epstein to be responsible for why video games are bad now. That's just not what I would've thought.
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“If you are a lawyer and interested in a short government stint bringing unwarranted criminal charges, advancing implausible legal theories and misrepresenting facts thereby exposing yourself to future Congressional investigations and disbarment, DM me. No weirdos.”
January 31, 2026 at 5:18 PM
“If you are a lawyer and interested in a short government stint bringing unwarranted criminal charges, advancing implausible legal theories and misrepresenting facts thereby exposing yourself to future Congressional investigations and disbarment, DM me. No weirdos.”
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The reviews for “Melania” are going to be far more entertaining than the movie. What a fabulous headline:
January 30, 2026 at 8:10 PM
The reviews for “Melania” are going to be far more entertaining than the movie. What a fabulous headline:
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Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
January 30, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Movie review from Guardian on Melania.
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An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
Disgusting.
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
In an email on Sept. 11, 2013, Mr. Richard Branson, founder of the Virgin Group, wrote to Mr. Epstein, “It was really nice seeing you yesterday.” He added: “Any time you’re in the area would love to see you. As long as you bring your harem!”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Millions of Pages of Epstein Documents Released
www.nytimes.com
January 31, 2026 at 11:47 AM
An entire political movement founded on uncovering hidden messages in documents to discover the powerful secret pedophiles and meanwhile the powerful pedophiles out here sending gmails saying "Hi fellow pedophile when are we meeting to do pedophilia again"
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Brutal column in the Kansas City Star about a local real estate company trying to avoid public scrutiny for selling ICE a property for a massive prison camp:
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
January 30, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Brutal column in the Kansas City Star about a local real estate company trying to avoid public scrutiny for selling ICE a property for a massive prison camp:
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
www.kansascity.com/opinion/arti...
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that’s enough internet for today
that’s enough internet for forever
that’s enough internet for forever
thought this was a shitpost and oh jesus
January 31, 2026 at 4:01 AM
that’s enough internet for today
that’s enough internet for forever
that’s enough internet for forever
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God please put on your listening ears that is not the home alone 2 actor we meant
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
God please put on your listening ears that is not the home alone 2 actor we meant
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Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Thousands of people filled the streets of downtown Minneapolis in protest of federal immigration enforcement for the second consecutive Friday.
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
📷️: Aaron Lavinsky
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In Trump’s America, if you record a protest, post a meme, or publish an article the regime doesn’t like, you can be woken up in the middle of the night and find this at your door.
If you’re not treating this like a five-alarm fire right now, it won’t stop here.
In time, they will come for you too.
If you’re not treating this like a five-alarm fire right now, it won’t stop here.
In time, they will come for you too.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
In Trump’s America, if you record a protest, post a meme, or publish an article the regime doesn’t like, you can be woken up in the middle of the night and find this at your door.
If you’re not treating this like a five-alarm fire right now, it won’t stop here.
In time, they will come for you too.
If you’re not treating this like a five-alarm fire right now, it won’t stop here.
In time, they will come for you too.
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Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch
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The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The new Epstein files production features numerous allegations made against Donald Trump and others.
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i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
January 30, 2026 at 4:07 PM
i am happy to fight for freedom with the libertarians but also, we don’t really need to *talk*
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the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.
January 30, 2026 at 4:40 PM
the arrest of journalists in minneapolis, including don lemon, is more evidence that the only move the administration knows how to make is to use force, and does not know how to respond when that force is met with defiance and indifference.
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😂😂 Lindsey melting down. Blames Mike Johnson for a UNANIMOUS House vote to strip out the provision allowing Lindsey to sue the taxpayers because DOJ got his phone records and vows revenge.
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
😂😂 Lindsey melting down. Blames Mike Johnson for a UNANIMOUS House vote to strip out the provision allowing Lindsey to sue the taxpayers because DOJ got his phone records and vows revenge.
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Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Police Ask For Public’s Help In Falsifying Report
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I hope Georgia sues to get their ballots back like trump sued to get his classified documents back. But I think Georgia would win.
January 29, 2026 at 5:35 PM
I hope Georgia sues to get their ballots back like trump sued to get his classified documents back. But I think Georgia would win.