Casey Kelley
@ckelley87.bsky.social
Designer in Washington, DC. Married to @mareenadraws.bsky.social TX ➡️ IN ➡️ OH ➡️ PIT ➡️ ATX ➡️ DC 😵💫. Mac user. Penguins, Steelers, St. Louis Cardinals, Austin FC fan. I swear... a lot.
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December 19, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Alright everyone, back to Red Note.
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Metro Rewind is now LIVE! How many trips did you take? How many miles did you ride? Were you in the top 10%? See how your rides rank: www.metrorewind.com?utm_source=b...
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Metro Rewind is now LIVE! How many trips did you take? How many miles did you ride? Were you in the top 10%? See how your rides rank: www.metrorewind.com?utm_source=b...
I've been dethroned from the @wmata.com top 1%... to the top 5%. I'll still take it, much like I need to take the bus a little more next year. :) #metrorewind
December 18, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I've been dethroned from the @wmata.com top 1%... to the top 5%. I'll still take it, much like I need to take the bus a little more next year. :) #metrorewind
Furiously reloading metrorewind.com for my ridership stats.
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December 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Furiously reloading metrorewind.com for my ridership stats.
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The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.
All from his movies.
All from his movies.
So far out of the loop, no idea who these people are.
December 13, 2025 at 12:39 AM
So far out of the loop, no idea who these people are.
He's almost there...
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
He's almost there...
LANDO NORRIS, FORMULA ONE CHAMPION!
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
LANDO NORRIS, FORMULA ONE CHAMPION!
Fuck it, put the lead back in the gasoline while we're at it.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Fuck it, put the lead back in the gasoline while we're at it.
I need to know how Apple Music does their calculations because, while I don't dispute that Sabrina Carpenter has my #1 most played song of 2025, the fact it says I only listened 11 times and that somehow is enough to make it #1 is very odd.
December 2, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I need to know how Apple Music does their calculations because, while I don't dispute that Sabrina Carpenter has my #1 most played song of 2025, the fact it says I only listened 11 times and that somehow is enough to make it #1 is very odd.
Come on...
HBOMax has started showing a 'remastered' 4K Mad Men and they’ve messed things up so during Roger’s oyster vomit scene you can now see the crew men with the vomit hose on the right
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Come on...
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This is a man whose wife was SHOT IN THE HEAD having to act even-keeled when the President of the United States tries to incite violence against him. Trump has to go, right now.
I've had a missile blow up next to my airplane, been shot at dozens of times by anti-aircraft fire, and launched into orbit — all for my country. I never thought I'd see a President call for my execution.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
Trump doesn’t understand the Constitution, and we're all less safe for it.
November 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
This is a man whose wife was SHOT IN THE HEAD having to act even-keeled when the President of the United States tries to incite violence against him. Trump has to go, right now.
Oh no, I hate this?
November 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Oh no, I hate this?
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THATS WHAT THE PRESSURE IS FOR. You have a vote and it fails and you did NOTHING, absolutely nothing.
Reporter: What do you say to your colleagues who say this isn't a fight, this is a capitulation?
Shaheen: We have a guaranteed vote by a guaranteed date…
Reporter: There is no guarantee that this will become law.
Shaheen: There was never a guarantee that it would be become law.
Shaheen: We have a guaranteed vote by a guaranteed date…
Reporter: There is no guarantee that this will become law.
Shaheen: There was never a guarantee that it would be become law.
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
THATS WHAT THE PRESSURE IS FOR. You have a vote and it fails and you did NOTHING, absolutely nothing.
@kaine.senate.gov This is you, Tim. Fuckin idiot.
November 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
@kaine.senate.gov This is you, Tim. Fuckin idiot.
Took my first Capital Bikeshare trip since moving here (I know, really?) and when passing by Lost Generation I smelled a Steezeburger popup and had to stop. May start biking more.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
November 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Took my first Capital Bikeshare trip since moving here (I know, really?) and when passing by Lost Generation I smelled a Steezeburger popup and had to stop. May start biking more.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
Also, e-bikes are the way to go, my first leg was on a classic bike and I wanted to ☠️ myself.
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In Mexico, I asked Lewis Hamilton about what pet ownership taught him about himself. A simple question... but one with a LOT of baggage in the #F1 paddock.
This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think.
open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think.
open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
November 6, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In Mexico, I asked Lewis Hamilton about what pet ownership taught him about himself. A simple question... but one with a LOT of baggage in the #F1 paddock.
This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think.
open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
This is your sign to ask your questions, no matter what others think.
open.substack.com/pub/deadlypa...
DC followers: Any list of restaurants doing to-go Thanksgiving meals? I have a few spots in mind already but open to new takes. Usually someone like Washingtonian or Eater puts one out but I can't seem to find one for this year yet.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
DC followers: Any list of restaurants doing to-go Thanksgiving meals? I have a few spots in mind already but open to new takes. Usually someone like Washingtonian or Eater puts one out but I can't seem to find one for this year yet.
I FEEL GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I FEEL GOD IN THIS CHILIS TONIGHT
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WOULD JAMES CARVILLE AND GAVIN NEWSOM LIKE TO COME FORWARD AND EAT SHIT
From Evan: it's a huge night of hope for the trans community. The Republicans went all in on anti-trans ads in multiple races and so far there's no sign it got them anything.
Perhaps the page can be turned on blaming us for Harris' loss last year.
Perhaps the page can be turned on blaming us for Harris' loss last year.
November 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
WOULD JAMES CARVILLE AND GAVIN NEWSOM LIKE TO COME FORWARD AND EAT SHIT
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If you are a Democratic senator watching these results and the lesson you take is "I should cave and help Republicans reopen the government for nothing more than a promise written on toilet paper" then you shouldn't be in the Senate anymore
These big wins will embolden Dems to take on Trump's lawbreaking and show there's a price for GOP enabling of him. Folks hate to hear this, but normal patterns are asserting themselves: Liberalism isn't dead, Rs are likely to lose in 2026, and Trump is really unpopular, not a magical exception.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
If you are a Democratic senator watching these results and the lesson you take is "I should cave and help Republicans reopen the government for nothing more than a promise written on toilet paper" then you shouldn't be in the Senate anymore