Cougar Draven 𓅄
@cougardraven.bsky.social
freelance jackass since 1987; pronouns are irrelevant because labels are made up. I like free speech more than you.
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well it's right about 94, that's one
For anyone worried AI will replace all of us.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
Courtesy of Gemini for the prompt “create an infographic of all the World Series winners since 1986”
I dare you to find 10 things that are right.
December 17, 2025 at 8:24 AM
well it's right about 94, that's one
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
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I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
This one isn’t downloadable but if you have TikTok go watch it. Well worth your time www.tiktok.com/t/ZTr4gRL7v/
@Mercado Media video credit #minnesota #illinois #louisiana #america
TikTok video by June Osborne
www.tiktok.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I genuinely don't know if this is a "Minnesotan" thing or an "old guy of a certain age" thing but in case it's Minnesotan and people need an anger translator: this guy is so angry he could just about set something on fire with his mind.
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Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra
December 14, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Game designer: After lots of hard work we’re proud to announce we’ve created the Wheel of Saṃsāra from the ancient Buddhist classic Don’t Get Trapped in the Wheel of Saṃsāra
good christ Google Assistant is fuckin worthless
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
good christ Google Assistant is fuckin worthless
recap season is just a way to be reminded that because I don't want to listen to ads or pay money to Zionists, I don't get to do the fun social things
those are for people who make it easy for the megacorps
those are for people who make it easy for the megacorps
December 3, 2025 at 11:19 PM
recap season is just a way to be reminded that because I don't want to listen to ads or pay money to Zionists, I don't get to do the fun social things
those are for people who make it easy for the megacorps
those are for people who make it easy for the megacorps
kind of amazing just how rapidly this guy went from bog standard conservative to outright fascist
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
kind of amazing just how rapidly this guy went from bog standard conservative to outright fascist
"if Trump is taken seriously" and other phrases that can only exist as psychopomps
BREAKING: President Trump declared that all of former President Biden’s pardons are now “invalid.” There is no legal mechanism for presidents to revoke their predecessors’ pardons but if Trump is taken seriously, thousands could be thrown into legal chaos.
Trump Claims Former President Joe Biden’s Pardons Are Invalid
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 3, 2025 at 4:50 AM
"if Trump is taken seriously" and other phrases that can only exist as psychopomps
why do I care about the British public's opinion on Die Hard
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 12:16 AM
why do I care about the British public's opinion on Die Hard
z put up numbers that haven't been seen since the 1960s in multiple senses but the fact that he "only" got an absolute majority is a problem for some reason
Also, when you say people saying "Dems would win everywhere with a Mamdani-style platform," I think it's important to remember that that platform delivered the most charismatic candidate in recent history a whopping 50.4% of the vote against a street vigilante and actual vampire, in New York City
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
z put up numbers that haven't been seen since the 1960s in multiple senses but the fact that he "only" got an absolute majority is a problem for some reason
new litmus test is apparently whether you interpret this as a direct claim that kneeling on people's necks is not typical cop behavior, or as a statement of how fucked up it is that it is typical cop behavior
November 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
new litmus test is apparently whether you interpret this as a direct claim that kneeling on people's necks is not typical cop behavior, or as a statement of how fucked up it is that it is typical cop behavior
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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A sign in front of a church: "A Night in Bethlehem."
And now I just hear Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" with strained lyrics like "Bethlehem's gonna be the witness
to the ultimate test of spiritual fitness."
And now I just hear Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" with strained lyrics like "Bethlehem's gonna be the witness
to the ultimate test of spiritual fitness."
November 18, 2025 at 12:59 PM
A sign in front of a church: "A Night in Bethlehem."
And now I just hear Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" with strained lyrics like "Bethlehem's gonna be the witness
to the ultimate test of spiritual fitness."
And now I just hear Murray Head's "One Night in Bangkok" with strained lyrics like "Bethlehem's gonna be the witness
to the ultimate test of spiritual fitness."
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
it's a big club and ain't none of us in it
November 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
it's a big club and ain't none of us in it
lmao Elon is gonna get his immortality after a fashion, but it won't last the way he thinks
I wonder how much of all of his bullshit was just in pursuit of being The Guy
the history books will say that he was the first person to have a trillion dollars, but that won't mean shit.
I wonder how much of all of his bullshit was just in pursuit of being The Guy
the history books will say that he was the first person to have a trillion dollars, but that won't mean shit.
November 7, 2025 at 12:14 PM
lmao Elon is gonna get his immortality after a fashion, but it won't last the way he thinks
I wonder how much of all of his bullshit was just in pursuit of being The Guy
the history books will say that he was the first person to have a trillion dollars, but that won't mean shit.
I wonder how much of all of his bullshit was just in pursuit of being The Guy
the history books will say that he was the first person to have a trillion dollars, but that won't mean shit.
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say it with me, everyone
November 7, 2025 at 12:03 PM
say it with me, everyone
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the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
November 5, 2025 at 1:56 PM
the reason republicans lost yesterday is because theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing policy that everyone hates
this man used to be sane
October 28, 2025 at 2:15 PM
this man used to be sane
this kind of shit is why I hate being awake so early. no one else is around to actually talk to
October 11, 2025 at 10:45 AM
this kind of shit is why I hate being awake so early. no one else is around to actually talk to
it's fun that I never seem to get any reinforcement from the universe of the idea that humanity can overcome its weaknesses but I get near constant reinforcement of the idea that they never will
October 11, 2025 at 10:41 AM
it's fun that I never seem to get any reinforcement from the universe of the idea that humanity can overcome its weaknesses but I get near constant reinforcement of the idea that they never will
today is looking like a prime shitty day
October 11, 2025 at 10:35 AM
today is looking like a prime shitty day
fascinating how baseline hostile it feels to interact with basically anyone on this site
October 4, 2025 at 12:26 AM
fascinating how baseline hostile it feels to interact with basically anyone on this site