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"RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods"

AI losers and follow-farmers, don't even bother.
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Crabmeat @crabme.at · Sep 15
"I’m on 10hp, 4 CON, 14 AC, it’s night time, I’m missing 3 fingers and my primary weapon, and it’s my turn. Hit it."
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You can now play DOOM on the terminals inside ULTRAKILL.

#DoomRunsOnEverything
February 6, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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should you let your friend score a point?
or should you make them EARN it?
February 6, 2026 at 2:04 PM
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What's some cursed knowledge that makes YOU feel old?
#wellwellwell #hl3confirmed
February 6, 2026 at 1:35 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Guess who got #NevernessToEverness Co-Ex access

Broad opinion: A little undercooked in places, but it's well functional and that's what betas are for.

But unless you've got a *grunty* phone, this is one for the PC gang, z flip 5 cannot handle it beyond low settings at 30 fps
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Played Casualties Unknown for the first time. Was doing alright in my descent, a little depressed after eating a compressed ball of mystery flesh for food.

As ever, stood on a spike trap, and not only did it nail me good from foot to shoulder, it was so depressing the expy killed itself.
February 6, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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Sci-fi designs for Sir Gawain and the Green Knight!
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 PM
On a whim, I checked up on "The most mysterious song on the internet" - and it has finally been solved! It was "Subways Of Your Mind" by FEX

www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4dH...
FEX –Subways of Your Mind (The Most Mysterious Song) OFFICIAL VIDEO #tmms #fexband #theouteredge
YouTube video by FEX band
www.youtube.com
February 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
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Daily bunny no.3220 always sticks the landing
February 5, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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It’s actually pretty easy to beat Isaac Chotiner if you know what to do (wait until he completes his third attack sequence, roll behind him, use Flame Dart until you’re out of mana, hide under the gargoyle head until his Rage Wing Spin finishes, stun him with a Sylvan Dagger, equip the Thallslayer w
February 2, 2026 at 1:33 AM
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Batman would hate you
February 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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A compiled youtube video of Grand Theft Auto voice recordings in chronological order of recording called Lazlow's Hierarchy of Reads
A jewelry/crafting store called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Beads
A medieval-themed called Maslow’s Hierarchy of Meads
February 5, 2026 at 2:59 AM
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I do as I must.
February 5, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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half-remembering that thing about how most Roman citizens experienced the fall of Rome as simply one day their local bridge went out and nobody came around to repair it
April 18, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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If you want to read the transcript of the February 3 hearing where Julie Le had her "this job sucks" meltdown, now you can:

drive.google.com/file/d/1FnY2...
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
February 4, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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An account you control, @PagliacciDaClown, has been suspended for the following post: "Who up doing clown shit, lmao? I'm thinking about ending my own life."

Our moderation policies aim to encourage healthy discourse. For an example of a user we think exemplifies this spirit, see @PagliacciDaClown
February 4, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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Molumbo
February 4, 2026 at 9:17 AM
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The Muppet Show (Series, 1976 - 1981)
December 28, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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THATS WHAT YOURE CALLING IT? ARE YOU SURE?
February 4, 2026 at 6:53 PM
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August 10, 2024 at 7:57 PM
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it's so cool that we're killing PC gaming so all these losers can make pornographic deep fakes of a girl who was indifferent to them in high school
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:

aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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this rules
February 5, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I think someone behind #ResonanceSolstice is a bit of a music nerd. Like the soundtrack didn't give it away, I guess.

Just learned about Blue Monday (well, the name of the song), and I'm seeing the reference in Purple Thursday, down to the affix...
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 AM
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the only podcast hosted by video game characters I want to listen to sounds like this, and it doesn't require AI to be made.

(video by Ultrashroomz)
February 3, 2026 at 7:17 PM