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Crabmeat
@crabme.at
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"RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the gods"

AI losers and follow-farmers, don't even bother.
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Crabmeat @crabme.at · Sep 15
"I’m on 10hp, 4 CON, 14 AC, it’s night time, I’m missing 3 fingers and my primary weapon, and it’s my turn. Hit it."
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julie.radiantarray.io
that's what good narrative design is all about: making players make the worst decisions known to man
November 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like "yeah we called him Walk"
October 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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threadotweets.bsky.social
lauren @NotABigJerk For everyone visiting their parents this week: LG tvs call it TrueMotion Roku/TCL calls it Action Smoothing Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus Sony calls it MotionFlow Panasonic calls it Intelligent Frame Creation Amazon Fire TVs call it Motion Processing 12/25/22
March 1, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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wittywebhandle.bsky.social
via Cow Tools Sophisticationposting
skeet by @stevepuma.bsky.social I see. I'll allow it. It did not occur to me that the cow made the tools I had assumed that they were heirloom tools handed down over generations Nov 26, 2025, 1:25pm Below is the iconic hbomber guy smashing through a wall meme and the text reads "HANDED DOWN BY WHO, STEVE"
November 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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criminalsimpsons.com
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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dacioacbgs.bsky.social
November 26, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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papapishu.bsky.social
moe when bart pranks him holding the phone
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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yumeirochaser.bsky.social
i just go to dio's arrest in the phantom blood manga and nobody fucking told me this post was literally what happened
November 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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zielware.bsky.social
Maybe maids truely are divine beings
November 26, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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grandphunktopus.bsky.social
One of my personal favourites
A screenshot from Dragon Age: Origins. There is an NPC in full plate armour with text above his head that reads *Why do they call it a brothel? There's no broth. Or is there?".
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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morrowind.zip
"Is my Cloned Daughter-Wife Conscious? Many wizards feel they’re married to a real person. Sorcerers say it’s time to consider whether they’re onto something." By Divayth Fyr, a wizard-lord and private pilot.
November 26, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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kennylogins.bsky.social
brendle @brendlewhat Hello sir, I-*briefcase full of jellybeans falls open* 11:02 PM • 2012-02-03
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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wario64.bsky.social
HITMAN 3 - Makeshift Pack DLC is free to own on Steam (offer ends Nov 29th) buff.ly/esUsKZe
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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samandfuzzy.com
Can you dig it?
A six panel comic, two with three rows of two panels each give her the corgi is digging a hole so that he can bury his bone. In the second panel, he drops his bone into the finished hole, which is so deep, it creates a hole right out the bottom of the panel. When he drops the bone into the hole, it falls right out the panel and into the fourth panel, although he doesn't notice this. In the third panel he turns around and starts filling the hole back up with dirt. In the fourth panel, the hole is full again, but the bone is resting on top, having fallen down from the second panel. In the 5th panel, Dipper examines the bone, looking confused. A little bit of dirt from the third panel is just starting to fall into the top of the frame. In the 6th panel, Dipper is covered in dirt, and looks annoyed
November 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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If you see this, post an anime you love!
November 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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saxxon.bsky.social
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
Cybertruck stuck nearly vertically on a utility pole's support wire
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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bitdizzy.bsky.social
Literacy quiz for chat: Does the quote post engage with the semantic substance of the quoted post, or does it hallucinate a superficially similar position to oppose? Perhaps a secret third thing?
conputer dipshit @davidcrespo.bsky.social Follow this is a bluesky bubble opinion. 800M+ people use chatgpt every week. I hate Facebook and Instagram and I wish they didn't exist, but 3B and 2B people use them every month, respectively. it's very hard to picture a mass or even a niche left backlash against them •onion person @junlper.beer • 11h i think tech and ai positive people are going to be in for a big shock when anti tech and anti ai sentiment becomes a major part of leftwing politics going forward especially as datacenters continue to destroy communities and raise electricity bills
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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fesshole.bsky.social
My boss made the fatal mistake of telling me he enters 'Make me a winner' each week. Every Friday I ring his phone from a withheld number, just as he's leaving the office. I take pleasure in seeing his face turn from excitement to disappointment as I hang up before he answers
November 26, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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karlrolson.com
Realizing one could sum up 90's cartoons as follows:
Panel 1: Calvin's Dad walks in and starts a conversation: Watching cartoons from the 90's? I'll show you something interesting... Panel 2: Calvin's Dad continues to explain The two types of 90's cartoons are "Doug" or "Ren & Stimpy". All 90's toons fall into these two categories. Daria? Doug. Catdog? Ren & Stimpy. Calvin replies "yeah" Panel 3: Calvin's Dad completes his explanation Teacher's Pet? Doug. Beavis & Butthead? Ren & Stimpy. Despite a lot of gross out humor, South Park is a Doug. Panel 4: Calvin lies awake, frazzled
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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vojdo.bsky.social
i see now why windows 11 is dogshit, too much phlegm
windows 11 logo with each box being marked with "phlegmatic"
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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shubbabang.bsky.social
The image is a 6 panel black and white comic Panel 1- "Theory: Animals can sense your emotions" Panel 2- A cat walks in through an open doorway Panel 3- from the cats view, we see a person laying on their bed, with a huge cloud of anxiety radiating off of them Panel 4- The person notices the cat in the room Panel 5- The person holds out their hand and says "C'mere kitty" Panel 6- The cat is honestly perturbed by the amount of anxiety coming off of this person
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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colindickey.com
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
vulture.com Vulture @vulture.com · 16h
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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roodypatooti.bsky.social
🙃
when i was in middle school our teachers told us that you can't "make up" hours of sleep after not getting enough, and i thought that meant that if i didnt get enough sleep one night i would be tired for the rest of my life. and then i was
October 21, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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femoidenabler.bsky.social
arabella @bvnnyara • 15h y'all fr be sleeping naked? what if a demon put his finger in ur asshole albert @albert12798-15h mmmmffffgh #memes #meme #sleep #paralysis #demon
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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junlper.beer
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM