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@creaturesh.bsky.social
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Parent, spouse, 40s, they/them, some sort of goober (Also, yes, that is actually my eye)
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mattyistalking.com
You gotta be absolutely off your rocker to get cancelled, lose your tv show, finally get a movie made with Keanu Reeves, Seth Rogen and Keke Palmer, who could not be a better trio to rehab your image and then think “I’mma go to Saudi Arabia and cash a check” a week before release.
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amagire.bsky.social
the planeteers would look at the villains of current real life like "hmm, seems implausible"
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amagire.bsky.social
"yeah I love pollution for the sheer erotic joy it brings me and I'm the embodiment of hatred but you guys care about little kids' genitals like way, WAY too much, ugh. gross. I need to shower"
captain pollution or whatever his name was. like a palette-swapped captain planet but covered in poop and with the red mullet that destined you for Villainy in 80s and 90s children's programming
creaturesh.bsky.social
You're correct either way.
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dottiedino.bsky.social
All Popes who have ever been are ferociously evil, but it’s good that the bad guys in th USA are being condemned by the pope because it’s good for the good guys when evil forces are condemning each other
npr.org
NPR @npr.org · 1d
Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
Pope Leo XIV says 'inhuman treatment of immigrants' in the U.S. isn't 'pro-life'
Pope Leo XIV weighed in on U.S. politics, saying that Catholic politicians must be judged on the full range of their policy positions and suggesting that the country's immigration policy is "inhuman."
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abeardedpanda.bsky.social
I'm reminded of those comments about how manosphere shit is basically just men subjecting themselves to the same body image problems that women have dealt with for generations and getting one-shotted by it
lowrhoufo.bsky.social
A huge part of current twitter is eating disorder content for racist guys
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riveroceansea.bsky.social
If my life
Matters to you
Please reskeet
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riibrego.bsky.social
I'm smarter than a movie character so I will not be playing the hopscotch that makes you small
A photo of a crudely drawn hopscotch layout that gradually becomes tiny
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
from Tokyo Movie Shinsha animation to Treasure games, that's the Tiny Toon Adventures promise: incredible work by japanese studios for a property that doesn't really deserve it
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spacetwinks.bsky.social
god went looking for an example of TMS' work for Tiny Toons. doing crazy totally stunting on 'em animation shit for the most mid of mid around
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stasanie.com
Random animal facts I enjoy:

Horse teeth take up more space in their skull than their brain does.

A natural predator of the moose is the orca.

The chemical compound that makes stink bugs smell bad is the same compound that makes cilantro taste like soap.
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mortalwombat.info
He looks like he's apologizing?
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laurenflans.bsky.social
that's what makes him ground breaking (they rarely do this)
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radiodeadair.com
Remember that if the Democrats take power again, they will go into great detail telling you why they can't do things.

You will tell them that Trump did those things, and they will say he broke the law.

You will then ask why he hasn't been arrested, and they will be very quiet.
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soozuk.bsky.social
Judy Garland during every song intro.
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nerdskull.bsky.social
This is why nobody was excited about the Trump “ceasefire”. We knew it would be broken within a day.

Netanyahu’s plan is to lie to Trump’s face while Trump tries to take credit for a ceasefire that never actually happened.
antizionistjew.bsky.social
#WATCH | Ceasefire? What usually happens in occupied Palestine is that Palestinians cease, and Israel fires.

Now live from Al Rashid in Rafah, Israeli forces prevent Palestinians from reaching the south via the road 👇

(Credit: Al-Jazeera, Irlandarra)
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nikkiophan.bsky.social
chat is this good
dieworkwear.bsky.social
About a month ago, the Trump administration got rid of the de minimis exemption, whereby packages valued under $800 could slide in without import duties. Now there's a backlog as the government can't process all of this paperwork, leading to UPS just destroying packages
Business Insider headline reads: UPS is telling customers that their packages coming to the US are marked for destruction.
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tiny.baby
This is for all the extremely stupid "progressive" friends of mine who have called me an asshole over the years for talking shit on a "charity"
unraveledpress.com
It’s dinner time for the police. Appears to be pizza from a Salvation Army van.

Broadview’s “free speech” curfew starts soon, at 6pm.
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cmgiulini.bsky.social
After spending 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit, evidence hidden by the prosecution reversed his conviction. Rather than finally enjoying freedom, ICE abducted him for deportation

Depraved.

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/i...
He was wrongfully imprisoned for 43 years. Moments after being released, ICE took him
Subramanyam “Subu” Vedam now faces deportation.
www.miamiherald.com
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rvoronacote.bsky.social
An actual opposition party sure would be useful at a time like this
lenasun.bsky.social
NEW: @CDCgov hit hard by massive firings that several staff describe to me as a “bloodbath.”
Among those RIFd:
—leadership of the center for immunization and respiratory diseases;
—leadership of global health center
—leadership of the measles outbreak response; 1/4