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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 13h

Lmao, come on man

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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 17h

Well, everyone knows the Founding Fathers hated kings. What this administration presupposes is... maybe they didn't.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 19h

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 21h

They are terrified of the No Kings rallies and doing everything they can to discredit them.

If you're on the fence about going, just think of how much it'll piss off these assholes.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22h

Emmer: "We call it the 'Hate America' rally because you'll see the hate for America all over this thing when they show up. The rumor is that they can't end this shutdown because this small but very violent and vocal group is the only one that's happy about this."

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Chris @crispy717.bsky.social · 23h

he looks very bald plus the turkey neck

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 23h

Trump is not too pleased with the photo they used of him in TIME Magazine

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Tim Dickinson @timdickinson.bsky.social · 1d

The Portland ICE protest camp literally has a rack full of inflatable costumes for demonstrators who want to try one on...

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 1d

If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit

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John Muller @mrjohnmuller.bsky.social · 1d

The US right-wing used to flip out over stuff like gay wedding cakes or people saying "happy holidays", because they said it was a war on Christianity .

Now, there are masked goons camping outside of churches to try and kidnap parishioners. An actual war, on actual Christians.

And they love it.

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 1d

Or if you're just a big fan of one of the greatest sports arcade games of all time

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 1d

First man down

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 1d

NEWS: The Titans have fired head coach Brian Callahan.

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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 1d

Belichick at 6am: I'm dedicated to UNC I'm not going anywhere

Belichick at noon: Nashville is real close to here only a few minutes by plane Jordon

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Ghostin this Hell @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 2d

no quarter given lmao

Matt Stoller & @matthewstoller • 2h
UPS had seven months of warning about the de minimis change, but is still taking packages w/o getting required customs info & is making tariff charge errors.
Nice use of passive voice though!

derek guy
@dieworkwear • 2h
i apologize using a passive voice. i was not born in london to a wealthy bank executive, sent to an exclusive private prep school in new hampshire, and then studied at harvard before larping as a champion of the people. you have to work with my low upbringing.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 2d

everything rightwingers eat somehow looks like poop

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 4d

I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?

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Nathan @nathanjh31.bsky.social · 2d

in honor of Matthew Golden, here’s my golden during golden hour

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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 3d

when you check on your client's 401(k) and everything is on track and also you've hit a go-ahead home run.

Andrew Vaughn, looking less like a baseball player and more like a friendly neighbor than anyone in recent memory.

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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 2d

James Adomian and I want to hear your best - or, ideally, worst - CHURCH STORIES! Talk to us about any funny church or religion story - and, as always, WILDCARDS are welcome. Fill out the Google form in my bio or leave a voicemail at 855-266-2604

James and Andy posing in the SiriusXM studio

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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 2d

Interrupting today’s football festivities to make a brief announcement:

Go M’s

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 2d

I have never been a supporter of Donald Trump, but if Democrats cannot stop him from taking away my healthcare subsidies, I will have no choice but to continue voting for him and/or his anointed offspring in all future elections.

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 3d

Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.

What an incredible experience, getting to perform at the Riyadh Comedy Festival. I left feeling grateful and humbled by his majesty's generosity. I'll never forget this memorial experience and all the fun we had. Hope to do it again soon.

upon further reflection, there is a small part of me that feels I sent the wrong message, regarding the Riyahd Comedy Festival last night. While, I do think it's important for comedy to have the opportunity to thrive in all parts of the globe, there are some aspects of The Royal Highness, King Salmon and his leadership in the region that i don't agree with entirely, but it's a different culture when it comes to freedom and rights and I gotta respect that we are all different and have different values. My manager is now investigating the possibility of donating some of my fee to a charity for Vetrans of War.

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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 2d

nfl player kindle vildor is named after Kind Old Vildor, the fullhearted giant of the northlands

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Chris @crispy717.bsky.social · 2d

He doesn’t seem like the type of person to contemplate things that aren’t directly in front of him and don’t affect him personally 🤔

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Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 2d

It's interesting that he's now publicly contemplating his own mortality a couple of times

Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 2d

President Trump tells reporters aboard Air Force One that he doesn’t think he’s going to get into heaven.

“I don’t think there’s anything that’s going to get me into heaven.”

(I isolated Trump’s voice)

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d

well damn, Baker

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d

Love the unhinged Baker Mayfield graphic from CBS

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