Joseph, Goblin of the Crotopian Empire
@croebh.josephkeen.com
Software Developer with a focus on TTRPG tools
Demiplane/Roll20
Play-by-post aficionado
Opinions are my own
Demiplane/Roll20
Play-by-post aficionado
Opinions are my own
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I love canadian holidays! It's like yeah I love my Friday the 13th, Valentines/Captain Cook combo holiday on the Saturday, and then it ends on Cocaine Family Day on Monday.
February 14, 2026 at 10:03 PM
I love canadian holidays! It's like yeah I love my Friday the 13th, Valentines/Captain Cook combo holiday on the Saturday, and then it ends on Cocaine Family Day on Monday.
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This is blackout poetry to me
February 14, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is blackout poetry to me
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Writing your own blorbos Going Through It like
YOU ARE DOING THIS TO YOURSELF
YOU ARE DOING THIS TO YOURSELF
February 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Writing your own blorbos Going Through It like
YOU ARE DOING THIS TO YOURSELF
YOU ARE DOING THIS TO YOURSELF
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The official name for a group of autistic people is a magic: the gathering
February 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
The official name for a group of autistic people is a magic: the gathering
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This is devestating.
In an alarming development, it appears the UK Government covered up a massive spike in trans youth suicides after restrictions.
Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
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Then covered it up again when caught.
Now, after fighting for years, the data is public: trans suicide increased 5x in the country.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trans Youth Suicides Skyrocketed In UK After Care Drawdown; Government Covers It Up
A Freedom of Information request to the National Child Mortality Database reveals that 22 trans children under 18 died by suicide in England in 2021-22 alone.
www.erininthemorning.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:38 PM
This is devestating.
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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My wife asked me to sing Chop Suey as Goofy 🗿
February 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
My wife asked me to sing Chop Suey as Goofy 🗿
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The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The Steam Machine has been delayed because stupid little babies can't stop using AI to write their emails:
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
aftermath.site/steam-machine-...
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Fathers don’t think of their kids as genetic material to pass on. And men without kids leave a legacy in other ways. Shut the fuck up, sit down, get a job, fuck off. This isn’t a real thing serious people care about.
📢 “A huge amount of men between the age of 15 and 50 will not pass on their genes. They will effectively die out of the gene pool ... Should society intervene?” Steven Bartlett asked last year.
Two top podcasters have identified a global decline. The problem, they say, is women
www.smh.com.au
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Fathers don’t think of their kids as genetic material to pass on. And men without kids leave a legacy in other ways. Shut the fuck up, sit down, get a job, fuck off. This isn’t a real thing serious people care about.
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❤️
New fuck/marry/kill list just dropped
February 4, 2026 at 10:02 PM
❤️
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If you are a Black artist who does work in tabletop games (or wants to) please share your work here!! I’m not currently hiring for anything but I’ll boost y’all and maybe folks who are following me are 👀 at the very least I’m always seeking more creatives to add to my Rolodex for future projects 🫶🏼✨
February 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
If you are a Black artist who does work in tabletop games (or wants to) please share your work here!! I’m not currently hiring for anything but I’ll boost y’all and maybe folks who are following me are 👀 at the very least I’m always seeking more creatives to add to my Rolodex for future projects 🫶🏼✨
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I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
February 3, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more
github.com/Stevoisiak/S...
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Toe Beans is live 🙌 @fistfulofcrits.bsky.social always have my support :)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/fis...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/fis...
Toe Beans Magical Cat Cafe: A Supplement for Daggerheart
Welcome to Toe Beans, a magical cat cafe purrfect to drop in to your Daggerheart game, by Fistful of Crits.
www.kickstarter.com
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Toe Beans is live 🙌 @fistfulofcrits.bsky.social always have my support :)
www.kickstarter.com/projects/fis...
www.kickstarter.com/projects/fis...
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TTRPG layout designers, please send me your portfolios.
For a client I'm doing some consulting for.
For a client I'm doing some consulting for.
February 3, 2026 at 4:43 AM
TTRPG layout designers, please send me your portfolios.
For a client I'm doing some consulting for.
For a client I'm doing some consulting for.
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This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
February 1, 2025 at 11:04 PM
This is Jerry Lawson. He invented the video game cartridge for the Fairchild Channel F system. Because of his invention, many consoles had cartridges and CD formats and would become the norm.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
The Atari 2600, NES, Genesis, and many consoles wouldn't exist without him.
Happy Black History Month.
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My Partner: OMG, Connor Storrie is going to be on Saturday Night Live!
Me: Which one is he again, Reilly or Jonesy?
Me: Which one is he again, Reilly or Jonesy?
February 1, 2026 at 8:50 PM
My Partner: OMG, Connor Storrie is going to be on Saturday Night Live!
Me: Which one is he again, Reilly or Jonesy?
Me: Which one is he again, Reilly or Jonesy?
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Goddamn it.
Catherina O'Hara was a Canadian icon who was still dominating the screen every time she appeared on screen- there was nothing that wasn't automatically 50% funnier when she showed up. #RIP
abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/...
Catherina O'Hara was a Canadian icon who was still dominating the screen every time she appeared on screen- there was nothing that wasn't automatically 50% funnier when she showed up. #RIP
abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/...
Actress Catherine O'Hara dies at 71
O'Hara, known for iconic films like "Beetlejuice" and "Home Alone," has died.
abcnews.go.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Goddamn it.
Catherina O'Hara was a Canadian icon who was still dominating the screen every time she appeared on screen- there was nothing that wasn't automatically 50% funnier when she showed up. #RIP
abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/...
Catherina O'Hara was a Canadian icon who was still dominating the screen every time she appeared on screen- there was nothing that wasn't automatically 50% funnier when she showed up. #RIP
abcnews.go.com/GMA/Culture/...
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For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, @magic.wizards.com released a touching video commemorating the legacy of Kai Budde. Send your friends and loved ones a nice text today. Tomorrow isn't promised.
#WOTCstaff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nELc...
#WOTCstaff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nELc...
Remembering Kai Budde
YouTube video by Play MTG
www.youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 5:22 PM
For anyone who hasn't seen it yet, @magic.wizards.com released a touching video commemorating the legacy of Kai Budde. Send your friends and loved ones a nice text today. Tomorrow isn't promised.
#WOTCstaff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nELc...
#WOTCstaff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nELc...
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🦀 ANNOUNCEMENT 🦀
I don't have much to give BUT I am GIVING AWAY one (1) Daggerheart Core Set, (4) Final Fantasy commander decks and a Draw Steel Core Rules PDF Bundle raising funds for the Minnesota Freedom Fund.
Tickets are $5 but you can donate any amount here:
🎟️ tilt.fyi/8RCqUl7NDk
(1/3) 🧵
I don't have much to give BUT I am GIVING AWAY one (1) Daggerheart Core Set, (4) Final Fantasy commander decks and a Draw Steel Core Rules PDF Bundle raising funds for the Minnesota Freedom Fund.
Tickets are $5 but you can donate any amount here:
🎟️ tilt.fyi/8RCqUl7NDk
(1/3) 🧵
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
🦀 ANNOUNCEMENT 🦀
I don't have much to give BUT I am GIVING AWAY one (1) Daggerheart Core Set, (4) Final Fantasy commander decks and a Draw Steel Core Rules PDF Bundle raising funds for the Minnesota Freedom Fund.
Tickets are $5 but you can donate any amount here:
🎟️ tilt.fyi/8RCqUl7NDk
(1/3) 🧵
I don't have much to give BUT I am GIVING AWAY one (1) Daggerheart Core Set, (4) Final Fantasy commander decks and a Draw Steel Core Rules PDF Bundle raising funds for the Minnesota Freedom Fund.
Tickets are $5 but you can donate any amount here:
🎟️ tilt.fyi/8RCqUl7NDk
(1/3) 🧵
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If you've looked at my sensitivity consulting rate and went "oh I don't have the budget for that", you can still email me!
If you're BIPOC and/or an indie project, I'm flexible about my rate.
I keep saying this, but I feel like some of ya'll don't wanna undercut me. We can chat! Truly!
If you're BIPOC and/or an indie project, I'm flexible about my rate.
I keep saying this, but I feel like some of ya'll don't wanna undercut me. We can chat! Truly!
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
If you've looked at my sensitivity consulting rate and went "oh I don't have the budget for that", you can still email me!
If you're BIPOC and/or an indie project, I'm flexible about my rate.
I keep saying this, but I feel like some of ya'll don't wanna undercut me. We can chat! Truly!
If you're BIPOC and/or an indie project, I'm flexible about my rate.
I keep saying this, but I feel like some of ya'll don't wanna undercut me. We can chat! Truly!
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Today is a great day to call your Senators and say NO more funding for ICE at 202-224-3121
January 29, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Today is a great day to call your Senators and say NO more funding for ICE at 202-224-3121
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Quick warning for Kickstarter users below.
KS Trust and Safety will literally NEVER contact you via DMs. Report this message if you get it.
KS Trust and Safety will literally NEVER contact you via DMs. Report this message if you get it.
Head's up, there is a #Kickstarter phishing email going around.
The email is saying your account is restricted because your bank information hasn't been fully verified with a link!
DO NOT CLICK IT or go to that URL!
It came through as a MESSAGE with the name NotificationBot with the KS logo.
The email is saying your account is restricted because your bank information hasn't been fully verified with a link!
DO NOT CLICK IT or go to that URL!
It came through as a MESSAGE with the name NotificationBot with the KS logo.
January 27, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Quick warning for Kickstarter users below.
KS Trust and Safety will literally NEVER contact you via DMs. Report this message if you get it.
KS Trust and Safety will literally NEVER contact you via DMs. Report this message if you get it.