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midwestern elder millennial leftist doin' good work
Pinned
this [gestures broadly] sucks
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Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
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When Frog hog is outlawed, only outlaws post Frog hog
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When Frog hog is outlawed, only outlaws post Frog hog
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
somewhat related: got this announcement from the local clerk in an email today.
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[...] Rules. Schedulers will have discretion to extend the trial date to twelve months.
[bold & underlined in original text] Anything beyond twelve months will require a court order based on motion supported by good cause. [/b&u]
The district judges agree that [emphasis added by OP w/red underline] good cause will not normally include attorneys being double booked for trial. [/emp]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:l5v4viah7wpyspbnhyifotmm/bafkreihvh7tmvdc4oixk6h6f6wklktevbpl54vi3ykypva6epduxb6hahe@jpeg)
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
somewhat related: got this announcement from the local clerk in an email today.
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
this year, enable the alcoholic in your life with a little windy city flair.
2025 Malört Advent Calendar
Celebrate each day of December until Christmas with a 50mL bottle of Malört 25x 50mL bottles included
shop-liquor.malort.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
this year, enable the alcoholic in your life with a little windy city flair.
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
November 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
thinking about how i get anxious writing emails because i don't want to sound like a moron while larry summers is apparently typing emails like this:
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
u kno she dint want to talk tomorrow. make me bad pheel.
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Man, fuck Merrick Garland
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Man, fuck Merrick Garland
small & petty, but may this be the moment rich, high-profile real estate developers & their ilk get to learn that they're not owed an audience with elected officials at a snap of their manicured fingers & they can make an appt w/ city leaders like everyone else now
Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
small & petty, but may this be the moment rich, high-profile real estate developers & their ilk get to learn that they're not owed an audience with elected officials at a snap of their manicured fingers & they can make an appt w/ city leaders like everyone else now
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
"antisemitism is bad. now, allow me to sprinkle tropes & dogwhistles all over this official statement in vociferous defense of tucker carlson & nick fuentes"
-the heritage foundation
-the heritage foundation
1. A watershed moment.
The President of the Heritage Foundation and Heritage Action, Kevin Roberts , has announced that the organization is standing by Tucker Carlson in the aftermath of Tucker’s interview with neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes.
This isn’t Kevin bending his knee to Trump…this is something new
The President of the Heritage Foundation and Heritage Action, Kevin Roberts , has announced that the organization is standing by Tucker Carlson in the aftermath of Tucker’s interview with neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes.
This isn’t Kevin bending his knee to Trump…this is something new
October 31, 2025 at 5:30 AM
"antisemitism is bad. now, allow me to sprinkle tropes & dogwhistles all over this official statement in vociferous defense of tucker carlson & nick fuentes"
-the heritage foundation
-the heritage foundation
what horrors hath god wrought
October 31, 2025 at 2:48 AM
what horrors hath god wrought
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I advocate for being kind to annoying pests for entirely selfless reasons that have nothing to do with my whole deal and how people generally react to my bullshit
October 31, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I advocate for being kind to annoying pests for entirely selfless reasons that have nothing to do with my whole deal and how people generally react to my bullshit
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the best mindless short form video genre is 'human befriends, names & just hangs out with wild creature sometimes'
lady whose goose friend lives at the park pond & shows up to her house sometimes for walkies & treats? content.
lady whose goose friend lives at the park pond & shows up to her house sometimes for walkies & treats? content.
October 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
the best mindless short form video genre is 'human befriends, names & just hangs out with wild creature sometimes'
lady whose goose friend lives at the park pond & shows up to her house sometimes for walkies & treats? content.
lady whose goose friend lives at the park pond & shows up to her house sometimes for walkies & treats? content.
*slaps roof of image* you can fit so much fucking yuck in this bad boy
October 24, 2025 at 5:27 AM
*slaps roof of image* you can fit so much fucking yuck in this bad boy
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SNAP benefits expire in one week.
Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.
October 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
SNAP benefits expire in one week.
i wish i could say the word 'aunt' like 'aww-nt' & not like '🐜' without feeling weird & pretentious
i somehow avoided adopting 'warsh,' 'ruff,' 'crick,' & 'EYE-tal-yen' from the patois of the midwestern white, but '🐜' is still stuck to my tongue like a bur
i somehow avoided adopting 'warsh,' 'ruff,' 'crick,' & 'EYE-tal-yen' from the patois of the midwestern white, but '🐜' is still stuck to my tongue like a bur
October 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
i wish i could say the word 'aunt' like 'aww-nt' & not like '🐜' without feeling weird & pretentious
i somehow avoided adopting 'warsh,' 'ruff,' 'crick,' & 'EYE-tal-yen' from the patois of the midwestern white, but '🐜' is still stuck to my tongue like a bur
i somehow avoided adopting 'warsh,' 'ruff,' 'crick,' & 'EYE-tal-yen' from the patois of the midwestern white, but '🐜' is still stuck to my tongue like a bur
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submitted for your approval: an ad to become a cop directly above a paragraph talking about one cop shooting another cop
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
submitted for your approval: an ad to become a cop directly above a paragraph talking about one cop shooting another cop
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The newspaper that mainstreamed Chris Rufo, Ben Shapiro, Bari Weiss, and Charlie Kirk renews its calls to meet fascists halfway:
October 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The newspaper that mainstreamed Chris Rufo, Ben Shapiro, Bari Weiss, and Charlie Kirk renews its calls to meet fascists halfway:
these social parasites should prolly look up 'noblesse oblige' while they still have their heads.
Feeling dehydrated? This quenched my thirst. www.wsj.com/us-news/zohr...
October 17, 2025 at 5:21 PM
these social parasites should prolly look up 'noblesse oblige' while they still have their heads.