Corey Cunningham
@cunningcoreyham.bsky.social
Musician (composer/saxophonist/guitarist). Distortion pedal collector, weird art enthusiast, devoted cat dad. He/him
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Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
February 11, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
So Bezos fired everyone who understands symbolism, huh?
Analysis: Weeks before he set foot on the stage, Bad Bunny’s halftime performance had already become a media event.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
But if you were looking for political commentary, the closest that you got was when he said “God bless America” in English.
Analysis | Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The Bad Bunny Super Bowl show nodded to injustices in Puerto Rico but mostly evoked wholesome family values that meshed with the more sentimental commercials.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
So Bezos fired everyone who understands symbolism, huh?
It me!
40 year olds the world over, in unison: “IS THAT RICKY MARTIN????”
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
It me!
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60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
February 8, 2026 at 5:47 PM
60 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider
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What yf the real darknesse wher democracye doth die ys the billionaires we met along the way?
February 4, 2026 at 5:43 PM
What yf the real darknesse wher democracye doth die ys the billionaires we met along the way?
“She’s So High” by Tal Bachman. I don’t know what it is about that song, but I absolutely cannot stand it.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
February 4, 2026 at 2:14 AM
“She’s So High” by Tal Bachman. I don’t know what it is about that song, but I absolutely cannot stand it.
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STAR TREK HAS GONE WOKE!
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
January 18, 2026 at 1:46 PM
STAR TREK HAS GONE WOKE!
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
SESAME STREET HAS GONE WOKE!
STAR WARS HAS GONE WOKE!
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE HAS GONE WOKE!
Nothing will ever be funnier to me than these dipshits getting mad about shit that’s been “woke” since it’s been in existence.
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Half the beer stands are already depleted. The Benz was not ready for the Big Ten. #ItJustMeansMore
January 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Half the beer stands are already depleted. The Benz was not ready for the Big Ten. #ItJustMeansMore
Watching the Rose Parade: “This is an all-adult band made up of music educators…”
Me: “Oh god, they must be so drunk right now.”
Me: “Oh god, they must be so drunk right now.”
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Watching the Rose Parade: “This is an all-adult band made up of music educators…”
Me: “Oh god, they must be so drunk right now.”
Me: “Oh god, they must be so drunk right now.”
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Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Points scored in 2025 playoff games:
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
JMU 34
Ohio State 14
Time for a serious conversation about handing out these participation-trophy bids like candy. Bad TV. Safety issue. I just feel so bad for Ohio State. They should have their own junior tournament
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J: "This is the first I have seen of this...Cheez It King?"
Me: "OK, first of all, he's a prince, and he was in exile for three years."
Me: "OK, first of all, he's a prince, and he was in exile for three years."
December 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
J: "This is the first I have seen of this...Cheez It King?"
Me: "OK, first of all, he's a prince, and he was in exile for three years."
Me: "OK, first of all, he's a prince, and he was in exile for three years."
They made a big cake for Big Cow.
December 31, 2025 at 8:54 PM
They made a big cake for Big Cow.
When I was younger and much dumber I dated a string of conservative women and yeah, it was pretty big mistake in each case. Turns out shared values matter.
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
Majority of Gen Z swipe left on dating people with opposite political views
Everyone has a list of so-called "red flags" when they're dating. And for some, especially younger Americans, different political views is a relationship deal breaker.
n.pr
December 31, 2025 at 8:41 PM
When I was younger and much dumber I dated a string of conservative women and yeah, it was pretty big mistake in each case. Turns out shared values matter.
Television, Marquee Moon.
December 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Television, Marquee Moon.
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Notre Dame's football coach: the notion of sending us to the Pop-Tarts Bowl is insulting
BYU's football coach: God wanted us to win the Pop-Tarts Bowl
BYU's football coach: God wanted us to win the Pop-Tarts Bowl
December 28, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Notre Dame's football coach: the notion of sending us to the Pop-Tarts Bowl is insulting
BYU's football coach: God wanted us to win the Pop-Tarts Bowl
BYU's football coach: God wanted us to win the Pop-Tarts Bowl
Is today the day that I finally snap and say “Give me your phone, you’ll get it back at the end of class” to my father?
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Is today the day that I finally snap and say “Give me your phone, you’ll get it back at the end of class” to my father?
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Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
December 25, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Tiny Tim, who DID NOT die, fled through the desert while the gunslinger followed.
Well, we didn’t even make it past stopping for gas on our way out of town before the first puke of the day, but otherwise we have successfully made it to Grammy and Grampy’s house.
December 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Well, we didn’t even make it past stopping for gas on our way out of town before the first puke of the day, but otherwise we have successfully made it to Grammy and Grampy’s house.
One of my professors in undergrad was an Aaron Copland scholar and was doing research at his archives at the Library of Congress when they accidentally brought him a box from the restricted collection containing letters between him and Leonard Bernstein. Apparently they were… explicit.
I think we need a mega thread of everyone's craziest archive stories.
December 23, 2025 at 3:30 AM
One of my professors in undergrad was an Aaron Copland scholar and was doing research at his archives at the Library of Congress when they accidentally brought him a box from the restricted collection containing letters between him and Leonard Bernstein. Apparently they were… explicit.
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Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
December 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Current* conditions near Chicago, IL:
This is literally the only condition under which I would actually listen to the Grateful Dead’s music.
Just learned there is a “drag queen Grateful Dead” tribute band called Bertha, and they look/sound so much fun!
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
This is literally the only condition under which I would actually listen to the Grateful Dead’s music.
In undergrad my now wife and I and two of our friends got drunk and went to a late night showing of Twilight at the dollar theater. There were two other people in the room (clearly on a date) and it was obvious from their dirty looks that our loud laughter and commentary was ruining it for them.
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
In undergrad my now wife and I and two of our friends got drunk and went to a late night showing of Twilight at the dollar theater. There were two other people in the room (clearly on a date) and it was obvious from their dirty looks that our loud laughter and commentary was ruining it for them.
Why are they always so proud of sharing pictures of the most awful looking food imaginable?
November 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why are they always so proud of sharing pictures of the most awful looking food imaginable?